I'd like to start by saying that these are solely my thoughts on the November issue of GQ and the controversy that has surrounded its release.  I am not a representative of the three of us, the show, or Fox, only myself.  —  In the land of Madonna, Britney, Miley, Gossip Girl …

Elvira spoofs Christine O'Donnell's witch ad  —  Move over, SNL: Halloween icon and horror movie hostess Elvira (Cassandra Peterson) is now offering her spoof of Christine O'Donnell's “I'm not a witch” ad.  —  This morning on Good Morning America, O'Donnell said she regretted making the ad.

EXCLUSIVE: Christina Aguilera Taken To Emergency Room Days Before Split With Husband  —  Christina Aguilera made a late-night trip to a Los Angeles hospital in the days leading up to her divorce from husband Jordan Bratman, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.

Oh, babies!  —  Jennifer Lopez's 2 1/2-year-old twins, Max and Emme, make their modeling debut as the faces of Gucci's new children's line — and UsMagazine.com has your first peek.  —  They appear in the ads along with mom.  —  “It's the first time I have worked with my kids in that way …

Army of One  —  John and Nora have asked us to let everyone know that Nora's daughter Arianna (aka Ari-Up) died today (Wednesday, October 20th) after a serious illness.  She will be sadly missed.  —  Everyone at JohnLydon.com and PiLofficial.Com would like to pass on their heartfelt condolences to John , Nora and family.

Bob Guccione, Penthouse Founder, Dies at 79  —  Bob Guccione, who founded Penthouse magazine in the 1960s and built a pornographic media empire that broke taboos, outraged the guardians of taste and made billions before drowning in a slough of bad investments and Internet competition …

Anderson woman investigated over ‘Teen Mom’ violence  —  Anderson - Authorities in Madison County are investigating an Anderson woman who struck her fiancé repeatedly on a hit reality MTV show.  The violence on “Teen Mom” could have a far reaching impact on the couple and their baby girl.

EXCLUSIVE: M. Night Shyamalan's New Project is ‘One Thousand A.E.’  —  M. Night Shyamalan is in town this week, working on putting together his next directorial effort which will see him working with Will Smith.  —  But it won't be the secret untitled project he shopped around in June.

Oksana's Bodyguard: We Were REALLY Intimate  —  Oksana Grigorieva's bodyguard had an intimate relationship with O.G. since May, and he's writing a tell-all book that he says will rock the case.  —  Kristian Herzog — who was recently ordered to stay away from Lucia because of a criminal record involving guns …

Eva Longoria — Banged Up in Hollywood Wreck  —  Eva Longoria was behind the wheel during a two car smash-up tonight in Hollywood ... TMZ has learned.  —  According to law enforcement sources, the “Desperate Housewives” hottie was driving on busy Hollywood Blvd when someone suddenly turned in front of her.

EXCLUSIVE: Lindsay Lohan Could Be Sentenced Up To One Year In Jail  —  Judge Elden Fox could sentence Lindsay Lohan up to one year behind bars when she appears for her probation violation hearing on Friday, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively .  —  A source close to the actress, 24 …

Q&A: ‘Jersey Shore’ producer Salsano on the finale, fame and what's next … THR: What's it like to watch the ratings go up every week and beat broadcast shows?  —  Salsano: There is no better feeling than when you get the chance to make a show that you believe in, that is a gamble, and then have it pay off.

Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett Are ‘Just Fine,’ Says Source  —  Hank Baskett and Kendra Wilkinson with baby Hank  —  Don't count on Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett to be the latest celebrity couple to split.  —  Amid rumors of trouble, Wilkinson took to Twitter to write …

Porn queen Jenna Jameson in talks for Broadway role  —  Tweet  —  Porn queen Jenna Jameson is in talks to star in the hit Broadway rock musical, “Rock of Ages.”  —  The X-rated icon is negotiating to take the role of Venus strip club owner Justice — whose big, crowd-pleasing number is appropriately Journey's “Any Way You Want It.”

Lindsay Lohan Naked On A Hog?!  —  Photographer Harvey Edwards has updated the press release for his new book “Celebrities and their Motorcycles” with the name of the first celebrity photographed... and it's Lindsay Lohan!  —  Sure she's missing a few tattoos and freckles, but photographers have a way of doing that.

Revealed: Katy Perry gets an Indian bridal nose ring ahead of wedding  —  She may be a California Gurl, but Katy Perry is fully embracing Indian tradition as she prepares to marry Russell Brand on Saturday.  —  The American singer was spotted sporting an Indian bridal nose ring …

Halle Berry And Boyfriend Olivier Martinez Go For A Hot Bike Ride In The Cold Rain  —  Halle Berry and new boyfriend Olivier Martinez indulged in a little pampering together yesterday at the exclusive Kinara spa before hopping on top of Olivier's bike to take off in the rain.

Why J-Woww Turned Down Playboy Offer  —  Jenni “J-Woww” Farley isn't ready to bare all in Playboy, even though she was offered $400,000 to take it all off.  —  “There is a better opportunity out there, which everybody will probably see soon,” she said Wednesday on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM radio show.

ABC Developing Comedy Produced By & Starring Mark Consuelos And Kelly Ripa  —  EXCLUSIVE: Kelly Ripa is ready for more daytime-primetime double duty with Port Love, a new comedy project at ABC.  Ripa and her husband, actor Mark Consuelos, will co-write the story for the project, with Consuelos set to star and Ripa to recur.

Angelina: MTV Flipped Over My Anti-Situation Tweets  —  Angelina from “Jersey Shore” claims she was chewed out by MTV execs yesterday over an anti-Situation tirade she posted online ... a tirade that allegedly included drug jokes and penis jabs.  —  Jersey Girl #4 was out in NYC yesterday …

Scribe Enters ‘Twilight Zone’ For Warner Bros And Leonardo DiCaprio's Appian Way  —  Jason Rothenberg (The Sparrow) has landed the assignment to write The Twilight Zone, a new feature version of the Rod Serling classic '50s TV series that Warner Bros is developing with Leonardo DiCaprio's Appian Way.