I'd like to start by saying that these are solely my thoughts on the November issue of GQ and the controversy that has surrounded its release.  I am not a representative of the three of us, the show, or Fox, only myself.  —  In the land of Madonna, Britney, Miley, Gossip Girl …

EXCLUSIVE: Christina Aguilera Taken To Emergency Room Days Before Split With Husband  —  Christina Aguilera made a late-night trip to a Los Angeles hospital in the days leading up to her divorce from husband Jordan Bratman, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.

Oh, babies!  —  Jennifer Lopez's 2 1/2-year-old twins, Max and Emme, make their modeling debut as the faces of Gucci's new children's line — and UsMagazine.com has your first peek.  —  They appear in the ads along with mom.  —  “It's the first time I have worked with my kids in that way …

Elvira spoofs Christine O'Donnell's witch ad  —  Move over, SNL: Halloween icon and horror movie hostess Elvira (Cassandra Peterson) is now offering her spoof of Christine O'Donnell's “I'm not a witch” ad.  —  This morning on Good Morning America, O'Donnell said she regretted making the ad.

Army of One  —  John and Nora have asked us to let everyone know that Nora's daughter Arianna (aka Ari-Up) died today (Wednesday, October 20th) after a serious illness.  She will be sadly missed.  —  Everyone at JohnLydon.com and PiLofficial.Com would like to pass on their heartfelt condolences to John , Nora and family.

Oksana's Bodyguard: We Were REALLY Intimate  —  Oksana Grigorieva's bodyguard had an intimate relationship with O.G. since May, and he's writing a tell-all book that he says will rock the case.  —  Kristian Herzog — who was recently ordered to stay away from Lucia because of a criminal record involving guns …

EXCLUSIVE: M. Night Shyamalan's New Project is ‘One Thousand A.E.’  —  M. Night Shyamalan is in town this week, working on putting together his next directorial effort which will see him working with Will Smith.  —  But it won't be the secret untitled project he shopped around in June.

Bob Guccione, Penthouse Founder, Dies at 79  —  Bob Guccione, who founded Penthouse magazine in the 1960s and built a pornographic media empire that broke taboos, outraged the guardians of taste and made billions before drowning in a slough of bad investments and Internet competition …

Happy 30th Birthday Kim Kardashian!  —  Though Kim Kardashian turns 30 today, she's gotten a head start on her celebrating, and we've lost track of how many birthday bashes she's had!  She's already partied in Las Vegas, New York and Toronto, and she just posted this TwitPic of her and her girls ready to go out AGAIN in the Big Apple!

Bristol Palin's Confusing ‘Dancing’ Text To Mom Sarah Palin  —  Bristol Palin,Dancing With the Stars,Reality TV,TV,Mark Ballas,Sarah Palin,Lacey Schwimmer,Shaun Robinson,Kyle Massey  —  Bristol Palin was relieved when she learned on Tuesday night that she and partner Mark Ballas had made it through …

Anderson woman investigated over ‘Teen Mom’ violence  —  Anderson - Authorities in Madison County are investigating an Anderson woman who struck her fiancé repeatedly on a hit reality MTV show.  The violence on “Teen Mom” could have a far reaching impact on the couple and their baby girl.

Q&A: ‘Jersey Shore’ producer Salsano on the finale, fame and what's next … THR: What's it like to watch the ratings go up every week and beat broadcast shows?  —  Salsano: There is no better feeling than when you get the chance to make a show that you believe in, that is a gamble, and then have it pay off.

Suri Cruise Wears Regular Kid Clothes on Jack And Jill Set  —  INF Daily caught adorable little Suri Cruise on the set of mom Katie Holmes' latest film Jack And Jill.  The four-year-old was prancing around the set in a remarkably un-princess-like outfit: a slightly ratty dress and and very worn sneakers.

PIC: Katy Perry Wears Indian Bridal Nose Ring  —  Katy Perry is really getting into Indian tradition as she gears up to wed Russell Brand on Saturday.  She's been spotted wearing an Indian bridal nose ring.  —  The ring — also known as a nath — is worn by brides throughout the wedding day …

MILEY MARRIAGE SHOCKER  —  Holy underage nuptials, Hannah Montana!  MILEY CYRUS is not only back together with boyfriend Liam Hemsworth, they're headed to the altar, say sources.  —  What's more, 17-year-old Miley's proud papa Billy Ray Cyrus is thrilled, confide insiders.

Tyler Perry Tells Oprah About Horrifying Molestation Experience  —  Filmmaker Tyler Perry first experienced sex with a woman when a friend's mother seduced him after a playdate when he was just 10.  —  The “Why Did I Get Married?” director opened up about the molestation and abuse he suffered …

Eva Longoria — Banged Up in Hollywood Wreck  —  Eva Longoria was behind the wheel during a two car smash-up tonight in Hollywood ... TMZ has learned.  —  According to law enforcement sources, the “Desperate Housewives” hottie was driving on busy Hollywood Blvd when someone suddenly turned in front of her.

All Hail The New Meryl Streep And Marlon Brando  —  Some say that Kristen Stewart has the charisma and acting skills of a KFC chicken bone that has fallen out of a trash can in an alley way and left for the mangy cats of the neighborhood to chew on.  Okay the “some” might have been me after watching …

Debut Week of ‘Conan’ to Feature Major Guests  —  Conan O'Brien's Nov. 8 TBS debut is drawing ever-closer, and boy, what a doozy of a first week he's lined up.  —  Deadline Hollywood reports that within four days, Coco will host Tom Hanks, Seth Rogen, Michael Cera, ‘Mad Men’ hunk Jon Hamm …

Jenny McCarthy: I've Dated a “Chubby, Hairy Guy” Who Lived in a “Shed”  —  Talk about shacking up!  —  Back in her 20s, Jenny McCarthy romanced an older man: a “chubby, hairy guy” who lived in a “shed,” she said Wednesday on Jimmy Kimmel Live.  —  McCarthy, now 37, dished about her visits to her unlikely beau's home.