I'd like to start by saying that these are solely my thoughts on the November issue of GQ and the controversy that has surrounded its release.  I am not a representative of the three of us, the show, or Fox, only myself.  —  In the land of Madonna, Britney, Miley, Gossip Girl …

Elvira spoofs Christine O'Donnell's witch ad  —  Move over, SNL: Halloween icon and horror movie hostess Elvira (Cassandra Peterson) is now offering her spoof of Christine O'Donnell's “I'm not a witch” ad.  —  This morning on Good Morning America, O'Donnell said she regretted making the ad.

Oh, babies!  —  Jennifer Lopez's 2 1/2-year-old twins, Max and Emme, make their modeling debut as the faces of Gucci's new children's line — and UsMagazine.com has your first peek.  —  They appear in the ads along with mom.  —  “It's the first time I have worked with my kids in that way …

EXCLUSIVE: Christina Aguilera Taken To Emergency Room Days Before Split With Husband  —  Christina Aguilera made a late-night trip to a Los Angeles hospital in the days leading up to her divorce from husband Jordan Bratman, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.

Bob Guccione, Penthouse Founder, Dies at 79  —  Bob Guccione, who founded Penthouse magazine in the 1960s and built a pornographic media empire that broke taboos, outraged the guardians of taste and made billions before drowning in a slough of bad investments and Internet competition …

Anderson woman investigated over ‘Teen Mom’ violence  —  Anderson - Authorities in Madison County are investigating an Anderson woman who struck her fiancé repeatedly on a hit reality MTV show.  The violence on “Teen Mom” could have a far reaching impact on the couple and their baby girl.

EXCLUSIVE: M. Night Shyamalan's New Project is ‘One Thousand A.E.’  —  M. Night Shyamalan is in town this week, working on putting together his next directorial effort which will see him working with Will Smith.  —  But it won't be the secret untitled project he shopped around in June.

Army of One  —  John and Nora have asked us to let everyone know that Nora's daughter Arianna (aka Ari-Up) died today (Wednesday, October 20th) after a serious illness.  She will be sadly missed.  —  Everyone at JohnLydon.com and PiLofficial.Com would like to pass on their heartfelt condolences to John , Nora and family.

Oksana's Bodyguard: We Were REALLY Intimate  —  Oksana Grigorieva's bodyguard had an intimate relationship with O.G. since May, and he's writing a tell-all book that he says will rock the case.  —  Kristian Herzog — who was recently ordered to stay away from Lucia because of a criminal record involving guns …

EXCLUSIVE: Lindsay Lohan Could Be Sentenced Up To One Year In Jail  —  Judge Elden Fox could sentence Lindsay Lohan up to one year behind bars when she appears for her probation violation hearing on Friday, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively .  —  A source close to the actress, 24 …

Eva Longoria — Banged Up in Hollywood Wreck  —  Eva Longoria was behind the wheel during a two car smash-up tonight in Hollywood ... TMZ has learned.  —  According to law enforcement sources, the “Desperate Housewives” hottie was driving on busy Hollywood Blvd when someone suddenly turned in front of her.

Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett Are ‘Just Fine,’ Says Source  —  Hank Baskett and Kendra Wilkinson with baby Hank  —  Don't count on Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett to be the latest celebrity couple to split.  —  Amid rumors of trouble, Wilkinson took to Twitter to write …

Porn queen Jenna Jameson in talks for Broadway role  —  Tweet  —  Porn queen Jenna Jameson is in talks to star in the hit Broadway rock musical, “Rock of Ages.”  —  The X-rated icon is negotiating to take the role of Venus strip club owner Justice — whose big, crowd-pleasing number is appropriately Journey's “Any Way You Want It.”

Revealed: Katy Perry gets an Indian bridal nose ring ahead of wedding  —  She may be a California Gurl, but Katy Perry is fully embracing Indian tradition as she prepares to marry Russell Brand on Saturday.  —  The American singer was spotted sporting an Indian bridal nose ring …

Lindsay Lohan Naked On A Hog?!  —  Photographer Harvey Edwards has updated the press release for his new book “Celebrities and their Motorcycles” with the name of the first celebrity photographed... and it's Lindsay Lohan!  —  Sure she's missing a few tattoos and freckles, but photographers have a way of doing that.

Halle Berry And Boyfriend Olivier Martinez Go For A Hot Bike Ride In The Cold Rain  —  Halle Berry and new boyfriend Olivier Martinez indulged in a little pampering together yesterday at the exclusive Kinara spa before hopping on top of Olivier's bike to take off in the rain.

Rachel Zoe: If I Were Pregnant, I'd Be Home Sleeping  —  Amid online buzz that Rachel Zoe is expecting, the celebrity stylist did her part to (sort of) put the rumors to rest.  —  “I'm feeling great,” Zoe, 39, told PEOPLE when asked if she wanted to clear up pregnancy rumors at Tuesday's Council …

Why J-Woww Turned Down Playboy Offer  —  Jenni “J-Woww” Farley isn't ready to bare all in Playboy, even though she was offered $400,000 to take it all off.  —  “There is a better opportunity out there, which everybody will probably see soon,” she said Wednesday on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM radio show.

Scribe Enters ‘Twilight Zone’ For Warner Bros And Leonardo DiCaprio's Appian Way  —  Jason Rothenberg (The Sparrow) has landed the assignment to write The Twilight Zone, a new feature version of the Rod Serling classic '50s TV series that Warner Bros is developing with Leonardo DiCaprio's Appian Way.

Angelina: MTV Flipped Over My Anti-Situation Tweets  —  Angelina from “Jersey Shore” claims she was chewed out by MTV execs yesterday over an anti-Situation tirade she posted online ... a tirade that allegedly included drug jokes and penis jabs.  —  Jersey Girl #4 was out in NYC yesterday …

‘Modern Family’ star Sofia Vergara poses with 19-year-old son Manolo in new ‘Got Milk?’ ad  —  To fans, she's a curvaceous brunette bombshell who plays a fiery housewife on “Modern Family.”  But to her 19-year-old son, Sofia Vergara is just mom.  —  The Spanish actress is the latest celebrity …