Miley Cyrus — Bilingual Underage Drinking ... Sorta  —  With her parents in the middle of a divorce, underage Disney pop princess Miley Cyrus, 17, threw back a Corona cerveza at a club in Madrid, Spain last night ... where the legal drinking age is technically 18 — but there's a catch.

Friend: Jessica Simpson Sad, but Not Surprised by Nick's Engagement  —  Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo's engagement news Thursday came as a surprise for everyone except ex-wife Jessica Simpson, who knew the day would come when the man she let get away would propose to another woman.

Eddie Cibrian “Pissed,” LeAnn Rimes Sick After Engagement News Leaks  —  Um...sorry 'bout that?  —  Yesterday, E! News exclusively broke the news that LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian were done simply playing house and were ready to make it official and that the controversial couple is engaged.

EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: ‘Bachelorette’ Star Julien Hug Shot Himself, Says Friend  —  Former Bachelorette contestant Julien Hug drove into the middle of a rugged Californian desert before shooting himself in the head, according to a friend of the late 35-year-old San Diego man.

Jessica Alba Topless Pictures!  Post-Baby Photos Surface!  I Fall to Pieces!  —  Well, if you lust Jessica Alba (you do) and you lust boobs (you do), you will take the combination of the two in any form you can find it.  And topless has to be at the top of that list.

EXCLUSIVE: Lindsay Lohan Goes On Shopping Spree During Rehab Break  —  Lindsay Lohan got to indulge in a favorite pastime on Tuesday during a quick trip outside the walls of her rehab.  The Mean Girls star headed to a nearby shopping center for some retail therapy, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.

Did Demi Lovato Punch Alex Welch of America's Best Dance Crew?  —  The fight with a female backup dancer that ultimately sent Demi Lovato to rehab has been described by a source as a “short, physical altercation” that was “one-sided.”  —  Now reports are circulating on the Internet …

Get Your First Look at Gwyneth Paltrow on Glee!  —  She's here!  Academy Award winner Gwyneth Paltrow joins the cast of Fox's hit musical series Glee Nov. 16 in an episode called “The Substitute,” and we have the first photos of her on the show!  —  Check out a still of her “Umbrella” …

FIRST PHOTOS - Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Enjoy Family Time At A Park In Budapest  —  Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie took their adorable children to the park in Budapest, Hungary today, and the family had a blast riding on the zipline and running around in the crisp fall weather.

Mary Jane Officially NOT In The Spider-Man Reboot  —  Reports are in that Mary Jane Watson will NOT appear in the Spider-Man reboot after all; Gwen Stacy (Emma Stone) will be Peter Parker's only love interest in the film.  —  We were all a bit miffed when the news broke that Emma Stone is Gwen Stacy in the Spider-Man reboot.

Steve Pink To Direct ‘Toxic Avenger’ Redo  —  EXCLUSIVE: Hot Tub Time Machine director Steve Pink will helm the remake of The Toxic Avenger, which he'll write with Daniel C. Mitchell.  Deadline revealed last April that remake rights to the Troma Films seminal title were acquired by producers Akiva Goldsman …

CRY HAVOC!  SURI DIVA DEMANDS  —  Move over Mariah and J.Lo, you've been upstaged by a brand-new Hollywood diva - 4-year-old SURI CRUISE!  —  Sources tell The ENQUIRER that the mini-fashionista is out of control with her demands on the L.A. set of mom Katie Holmes' new comedy, Jack and Jill - and Suri's not even in the film.

Jennifer Lopez to Idol Contestants: Don't Try to Sing My Songs  —  Note to contestants hoping to impress American Idol judge Jennifer Lopez: Don't sing her songs.  —  “It was cute, super entertaining and flattering, but no,” the pop diva says of contestants who failed to make it through auditions by performing one of her hits.

Anne Hathaway slips into a tight white dress for a euphoric night with Love And Other Drugs co-star Jake Gyllenhaal  —  Anne Hathaway traded the classic little black dress for a tight white number at the Hollywood premiere of Love And Other Drugs tonight.  —  The 27-year-old actress put …

Caught in the Act!  —  • New couple alert?  Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were spotted joking around and laughing at Menchie's in Encino, Calif. The two were also taking frozen yogurt flavors.  Their favorite?  Cake batter.  When it was time to leave, an onlooker tells us …

Two Celebrities Create One Great Photo Op  —  BlindGossip - This rumored couple-of-the-moment isn't really a couple.  They're actually just spending time together and rehearsing for an upcoming film in which they're going to be playing a couple.  But they are both popular celebrities …

Kardashians' Dash NYC opening nearly ruined by crazed fans' ‘disorderly conduct’  —  Police were called to deal with some unruly spectators at the opening of Dash NYC, the Kardashian-owned store in SoHo.  Three summonses were issued for disorderly conduct.  —  In true Kardashian fashion …

Emma Watson: American Bagels Are ‘The Best Thing Ever!’  —  Emma Watson is a famous actress worth millions, but these days it's the simple things that excite her.  —  “Bagels - they're the best thing ever!  Americans just love variety; there's so much choice, it's overwhelming,” the actress/student, 20, tells Parade.

The Recession Is Real: Joan Collins Shops At Target  —  Above is Joan Collins wearing a puffy shouldered jacket (puffed up with the hot air of jealousy her arch rivals blow out when she stomps by looking devastatingly gorgeous) on November 3rd in Beverly Hills, July 27th in St. Tropez and June 17th at Ascot.

A First Look at the New Muppets Movie  —  Entertainment Weekly is featuring a two-page first look article at Disney's The Muppets, to be directed by James Bobin from a script by Jason Segel and Nicholas Stoller.  The December 25, 2011 release will stars Jason Segel, Amy Adams and Chris Cooper.

Denied!  Millionaire Matchmaker Won't Help Danielle Staub!  —  But could you blame her?  It's not like she's what anyone would call “stable.”  —  The National Enquirer is reporting that former Real Housewives of New Jersey star Danielle Staub recently went to Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stranger for help in her love life.