Source: Jessica Simpson Not Getting a Prenup, to Papa Joe's Chagrin  —  If you think it's odd that Jessica Simpson announced she's tying the knot to former footballer, Eric Johnson, just days after her ex, Nick Lachey, announced his engagement to long-time girlfriend, Vanessa Minnillo …

Mel Gibson Admits Slapping, Not Hitting Oksana  —  TMZ has obtained Mel Gibson's sworn declaration in the custody war with Oksana Grigorieva, in which Mel admits slapping Oksana because he says she was so hysterical she was endangering the baby ... but he denies hitting her.

Babe of the Year: Scarlett Johansson  —  The Megans and Milas and Blakes may come and go with the usual ebb and flow of the multiplex, but our (somewhat unhealthy) fascination with one woman endures

Taylor Momsen's Shake 'N Bake Commercial [Video]  —  Way before the rebellious Taylor Momsen was sporting heavy eyeliner and fronting a rock band, she was as cute as a button, starring in Shake 'N Bake commercials.  The adorable ad, which aired in 1997, just recently surfaced online.

Sebastian Bach Arrested for Biting at Canadian Bar  —  Former Skid Row singer Sebastian Bach was arrested in Ontario, Canada early this morning after cops say he smashed a wine glass at a downtown bar ... and then BIT the owner!!!  —  According to reports, the drama all began when the singer got into a …

PHOTO: Courteney Cox & David Arquette Reunite  —  This weekend brought a family day for the Cox-Arquettes.  —  Though Courteney Cox and David Arquette have separated, the two, accompanied by daughter Coco, were nothing but smiles at the Old Navy Rock & Bowl event at Pinz in Studio City, Calif., on Saturday

Bill Clinton Joins Cast of The Hangover 2  —  First Mike Tyson and now ... Bill Clinton?  —  Sure enough, that will be the former president sharing screen-time with the fun-loving guys in The Hangover 2, now filming in Thailand, an aide to Clinton confirms to PEOPLE.

Christian Bale May Kill Someone Yet  —  When a rage for authenticity meets a passionate fakery meets a workingman's attitude, you get this guy.  An actor of great dimension — just don't call him that.  And he'll probably win some big award for his role in The Fighter, but don't dare tell him that.

Snooki's birthday bash to be sponsored by LifeStyles condoms  —  Tweet  —  Snooki is planning a huge New York birthday blowout — sponsored by a major condom firm.  The MTV “Jersey Shore” star is throwing the bash in a VIP room at Pacha on Saturday night.  And she's got some major backing — LifeStyles — as the party's sponsor.

Rachel Uchitel Speaks Out On Tiger Affair - ‘I Am Not A Whore’  —  Rachel Uchitel attempted to show her kinder, gentler side in an interview with the UK Daily Mail this weekend, in which she discussed her image in the wake of the Tiger Woods scandal, past tragedies and future aspirations, and RadarOnline.com has all the details for you.

Lindsay Lohan — Next Stop, New York City?  —  Lindsay Lohan has been given the green light by Betty Ford to venture around Southern California — but we've learned Lindsay is going to try and extend that freedom ... all the way to the Big Apple.  —  Sources close to Lohan tell TMZ LiLo …

Speidi: What I Really Wanna Do Is Direct ... Porn  —  Since the Heidi Montag/Spencer Pratt sex tape is never going to see the light of day, a leading porn company is going after the next best thing ... a porn directed by Speidi themselves.  —  TMZ has obtained a letter sent by Vivid honcho Steven Hirsch …