Source: Jessica Simpson Not Getting a Prenup, to Papa Joe's Chagrin  —  If you think it's odd that Jessica Simpson announced she's tying the knot to former footballer, Eric Johnson, just days after her ex, Nick Lachey, announced his engagement to long-time girlfriend, Vanessa Minnillo …

Willow Palin — Will Sarah Palin's Daughter Be The Next Teen Mom?  —  The gorgeous 16-year-old daughter of Sarah seems to be pretty popular with the boys of Wasilla and, if she's learned anything from her big sister, being a teen mom is pretty lucrative!  —  Sarah Palin's eldest daughter Bristol came …

Babe of the Year: Scarlett Johansson  —  The Megans and Milas and Blakes may come and go with the usual ebb and flow of the multiplex, but our (somewhat unhealthy) fascination with one woman endures

Sebastian Bach Arrested for Biting at Canadian Bar  —  Former Skid Row singer Sebastian Bach was arrested in Ontario, Canada early this morning after cops say he smashed a wine glass at a downtown bar ... and then BIT the owner!!!  —  According to reports, the drama all began when the singer got into a …

Snooki's birthday bash to be sponsored by LifeStyles condoms  —  Tweet  —  Snooki is planning a huge New York birthday blowout — sponsored by a major condom firm.  The MTV “Jersey Shore” star is throwing the bash in a VIP room at Pacha on Saturday night.  And she's got some major backing — LifeStyles — as the party's sponsor.

Christian Bale May Kill Someone Yet  —  When a rage for authenticity meets a passionate fakery meets a workingman's attitude, you get this guy.  An actor of great dimension — just don't call him that.  And he'll probably win some big award for his role in The Fighter, but don't dare tell him that.

Taylor Momsen's Shake 'N Bake Commercial [Video]  —  Way before the rebellious Taylor Momsen was sporting heavy eyeliner and fronting a rock band, she was as cute as a button, starring in Shake 'N Bake commercials.  The adorable ad, which aired in 1997, just recently surfaced online.

PHOTO: Courteney Cox & David Arquette Reunite  —  This weekend brought a family day for the Cox-Arquettes.  —  Though Courteney Cox and David Arquette have separated, the two, accompanied by daughter Coco, were nothing but smiles at the Old Navy Rock & Bowl event at Pinz in Studio City, Calif., on Saturday

Mel Gibson Admits Slapping, Not Hitting Oksana  —  TMZ has obtained Mel Gibson's sworn declaration in the custody war with Oksana Grigorieva, in which Mel admits slapping Oksana because he says she was so hysterical she was endangering the baby ... but he denies hitting her.

Rachel Uchitel Speaks Out On Tiger Affair - ‘I Am Not A Whore’  —  Rachel Uchitel attempted to show her kinder, gentler side in an interview with the UK Daily Mail this weekend, in which she discussed her image in the wake of the Tiger Woods scandal, past tragedies and future aspirations, and RadarOnline.com has all the details for you.

EXCLUSIVE: Gordon Ramsay's Mistress Writes Open Letter To His Wife  —  The postman has a special delivery for Mrs. Gordon Ramsay.  —  The fiery television chef, who last week wrote an open letter to his mother-in-law begging for forgiveness after firing her husband (his father-in-law) …

Bill Clinton's in 'The Hangover 2′ Now  —  While conveniently in Thailand “delivering a speech” over the weekend, Bill Clinton managed to land himself one of those The Hangover 2 cameos everyone's always talking about.  People reports: … Awesome.  Just great.

Daniel Radcliffe: Emma Watson Kisses ‘Like An Animal’  —  WHAT'S YOUR REACTION? … LONDON — Daniel Radcliffe was expecting a tender embrace when it came time to kiss co-star Emma Watson in the new “Harry Potter” film.  What he got was torrid necking, Watson working magic with her lips “like an animal,” he said.

Kourtney Kardashian Pictures Step Up Her Kardashian Game  —  Sure, we all know Kim Kardashian, big time celebrity, sexy reality star, plowing her way through the NFL, enjoys warm showers; and, anybody whose ever seen Cloverfield can spot Khloe Kardashian from a mile away …

Britney Spears's Divorced Parents Reconciling  —  Britney Spears's parents, Lynne and Jamie Spears, are reconciling eight years after their divorce.  —  “They are back together and are doing well and happy,” a source tells PEOPLE.  “[They're] not remarried but back together.”

Jake Gyllenhaal Whisks Taylor Swift Away To London On A Private Jet!  —  And it set him back quite a few pennies.  We bet she's worth it though.  —  Sources are reporting that while Jake Gyllenhaal was in London this week, promoting his new movie Love and Other Drugs, he started to get this feeling, this lonely feeling.