Eva Longoria Files for Divorce from Tony Parker  —  Three years after a storybook wedding in a European castle, Eva Longoria filed for divorce Wednesday from basketball star Tony Parker.  —  The Desperate Housewives star's documents were filed in Los Angeles Superior Court …

Sarah Palin's Daughter Uses Homophobic Slurs  —  Sarah Palin's 16-year-old daughter Willow Palin used multiple homophobic slurs — including the word f**got — to attack a Facebook user who criticized her mom's new reality show .... TMZ has learned.  —  During the premiere of “Sarah Palin's Alaska” …

2010's Sexiest Man Alive: Ryan Reynolds  —  Sure, his chiseled abs have caused millions to swoon, but this year's Sexiest Man Alive Ryan Reynolds loves to keep them laughing.  —  “My body naturally wants to look like Dick Van Dyke,” says the 6'2" actor, who suits up as the Green Lantern next year. "

‘Today’ Show Opened Lindsay's Eyes About Dina  —  Lindsay Lohan now thinks her mom is part of the reason she's in the state she's in, and Lindsay's wake-up call was Dina Lohan's appearance on the “Today” show.  —  Sources connected with Lindsay tell TMZ Lindsay told her mom not to go on “Today” last week.

HOT FOR TEACHER: MATTHEW MORRISON  —  THE MAN BEHIND MR. SCHUESTER PROVIDES GROWN-UPS WITH A REASON TO WATCH GLEE, BUT HE HAS EVEN GREATER ADULT-CONTEMPORARY AMBITIONS—LIKE BECOMING THE NEXT MICHAEL BUBLÉ.  —  Matthew Morrison, star of Fox's monster hit Glee, pulls up to his former high school …

Suri & Shiloh: The Nannies Tell All!  —  At just four years old, both Suri Cruise and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt are already living like Hollywood royalty.  But for the little princess and the rough and tumble tomboy, life couldn't be more different!  One plays with diamonds, the other, with dead animals.

Beyoncé turns up the Heat a little too much as racy perfume ad is banned from daytime TV  —  A perfume commercial featuring Beyoncé has been banned from daytime TV amid concerns over its sexual imagery.  —  The commercial, which begins with an image of the singer lying naked in a room …

EXCLUSIVE: Source: Kate Gosselin Makes Kids Eat Week-Old Sandwiches  —  Waste not, want not!  —  Budget-minded Kate Gosselin has no tolerance for the finicky eating habits of her eight kids.  A source close to the single reality TV mom, 35, tells UsMagazine.com that Kate gets incensed …

Open Post: Hosted By The World's Biggest Twihard  —  This is Anita, a girl who swears on her Edward Cullen toilet seat that she is the world's biggest Twihard.  Homegirl is so convinced of this that she has entered Moviefone's Biggest Twilight Fan Contest.  My bong is running empty …

Inside Aaron Neville's Intimate Wedding  —  When Aaron Neville married photographer Sarah A. Friedman, he didn't need to hire a wedding singer.  —  Instead, he serenaded his new wife with his hit ballad “Pledging My Love” during the reception and sang “We Belong Together” with his sister Athelgra Neville Gabriel during the dinner.

COVER STORY: Rob & Kristen — Just Married!  —  It was a scene as lush and romantic as every Breaking Dawn reader had imagined: Rob Pattinson as vampire Edward Cullen and Kristen Stewart as heroine Bella Swan, nearly naked in skimpy swimsuits, frolicking together over a waterfall in tropical Paraty …

The Red Riding Hood Trailer Takes Us For A Wild Ride  —  Holy crap this looks amazing!  Check out Amanda Seyfried in what looks to be one of next year's most thrilling films — a take on the classic children's story Red Riding Hood.  P.S. Who knew a wolf could be so sexy?!  CAN'T WAIT!

Tony Danza interrupts priest at Philip Carlo's funeral  —  Tweet  —  It could have been a funeral-home scene out of a “Sopranos” episode.  At the wake for crime author Philip Carlo, Tony Danza angrily interrupted the priest, claiming he was talking too much about God and not enough …

Leighton Meester is Crafty  —  With Blake Lively being universally panned for her “acting” in the just-released Green Lantern trailer, a sly Leighton Meester conveniently appeared at the Harry Winston event in New York last night wearing see-through pants - with no underwear.

Mistress says sex with David Arquette was ‘quick and painless’  —  Tweet  —  David Arquette's ex-mistress, waitress Jasmine Waltz, says sex with him was “quick and painless” and “nothing exciting.”  Waltz tells this week's Life & Style that the actor slept with her to get back at his estranged wife …