I'm The Victim!!!  —  Lindsay Lohan claims the Betty Ford staffer who now claims she's the victim of battery was so abusive she made Lindsay cry.  —  Lindsay is squarely disputing the story chemical dependency technician Dawn Holland told TMZ ... that Lindsay attacked her and caused …

EXCLUSIVE: Actress Ali Larter Welcomes Baby Boy!  —  Christmas arrived a bit early for Ali Larter!  —  The Heroes actress and actor Hayes MacArthur welcomed a healthy boy early Monday morning in Los Angeles, her rep tells UsMagazine.com exclusively.  Mom and child are now resting comfortably.

Jennifer Aniston Distances Herself From Chelsea Handler  —  Jennifer Aniston was so mortified by Chelsea Handler's dig at her nemesis Angelina Jolie that America's sweetheart has decided to distance herself from the loudmouth comedian and keep her at an arm's length.

Baby on the Way for David Schwimmer!  —  David Schwimmer has big news: he's going to be a dad!  —  The actor and wife Zoe Buckman, who wed in June in a private ceremony, will be first-time parents, his rep confirms to PEOPLE, who adds that the two “couldn't be more thrilled.”

EXCLUSIVE VIDEO INTERVIEW: Dr. Drew Apologizes To Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie — ‘I Wish You No Ill’  —  Dr. Drew Pinksy is making a public apology to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie in an RadarOnline.com exclusive video interview amid reports he said the superstar pair was headed toward a nuclear split.

How Katy Perry Keeps Russell Brand Sexually Satisfied  —  The honeymoon isn't over for Katy Perry and Russell Brand!  —  After exchanging vows with the British comic in October, the 26-year-old “Firework” singer says things are hotter than ever in the bedroom.  —  “I have secrets and magic tricks, of course.

This May Or May Not Be Rex Ryan's Wife Making Foot-Fetish Videos (UPDATE)  —  There's a celebrity in the foot-fetish world who posts videos with titles like “Hot Mature Sexy Feet.”  The videos feature a woman who looks like Jets coach Rex Ryan's wife, Michelle — and, in one, a man offscreen who sounds like Rex.

‘Jersey Shore’ Star Vinny Spoofs Old Spice Ad [Video]  —  Exclusive: Snooki might be climbing into a ball that will be lowered into Times Square during MTV's New Year's Eve party, but her ‘Jersey Shore’ co-star Vinny Guadagnino has a hilarious surprise in store.

What weather warning?  Lady GaGa steps out in flashy outfit  —  Come wind, rain, or snow, Lady GaGa will still amaze us with her wacky wardrobe  —  LADY GaGa clearly isn't that fazed by the Winter Wonderland going on outside our windows.  —  Or maybe Lady GaGa's latest …

Tiger and Rachel — Should Old Acquaintance Be Forgot  —  Rachel Uchitel may ring in the New Year with the man who gave her the best present of 2010 — $10 million — and it's all thanks to Donald Trump.  —  TMZ has learned ... both Rachel and Tiger Woods have been invited to Donald's annual …

And the ‘Skating With the Stars’ Winner Is...  [Video]  —  Last night, ‘Skating With the Stars’ had a mini-'DWTS'-style crisis.  In a repeat of the Bristol Palin/Brandy fiasco, voters picked the celebrity with the lowest scores to advance to the finals.  Reality star Bethenny Frankel beat …

The Madge Does Not Wait!  —  Over the weekend, England was filled with more white powder than the inside of Paris Hilton's vagina and so the airport situation was like John Travolta's b-hole after a “pass around patty” sauna orgy: messy and congested.  Planes were forced to wait for centuries …

Boyfriend Allegedly Kicked Showgirl When She Was Pregnant  —  The argument erupted over an iPhone.  —  Debbie Flores-Narvaez, a dancer in the Las Vegas burlesque show Fantasy, was arguing with her boyfriend Jason “Blu” Griffith around 1:30 a.m. on Oct. 22 on a Las Vegas street when he grabbed …

Christian Bale to Star in Zhang Yimou Film … BEIJING — Christian Bale will star in Zhang Yimou's upcoming 600 million yuan ($90.2 million) Nanjing Heroes about the Nanjing Massacre, China's most famous director said at a press conference Wednesday.  —  The budget is roughly equal …

Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams (Coyly) Deny They're Dating  —  They've been knocking down romance rumors for months now, and he's been spotted getting close to Blake Lively recently.  —  But it seems Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams still want to keep everyone guessing.

Antoine Dodson Debuts Christmas Redux ‘Chimney Intruder’  —  After a bed intruder snuck into Antoine Dodson's apartment window, he had a hard time trusting anyone sneaking into his house, even Santa Claus.  Run and tell that, St. Nick.  —  After all, what's Christmas time without …