Michael Lohan — This One's for You, Lindsay!  —  Sometimes a heartfelt phone call or letter just won't do — sometimes you need to hire an R&B singer to write a dance song for your estranged daughter while she's in rehab.  That's how things work in the Lohan family.

That's one way to annoy the missus!  Russell Brand posts a picture of bare-faced Katy Perry on Twitter  —  Russell Brand is a very brave man.  —  The comedian posted a rather unflattering picture of his wife Katy Perry on his Twitter page that shows the singer without a scrap of make-up.

Jenny McCarthy Is (Casually) Seeing a New Man  —  It looks like Jenny McCarthy may get her wish to smooch someone new at midnight this New Year's Eve.  —  McCarthy, 38, has been quietly seeing a new man, entertainment-sports attorney Paul Krepelka, 43.  —  “They've been on a couple dates …

Michael Jackson Autopsy Show Pulled from Schedule  —  A TV special featuring a reenactment of Michael Jackson's autopsy will not air as planned, and the network running it cites pleas from the Jackson estate in their decision.  —  A rep for the Discovery Channel, which planned to run the special in the UK …

Sebastian Bach New Year's Resolution — Divorce  —  Skid Row frontman Sebastian Bach has decided the best way to ring in the New Year is by being single ... Bach and his wife have decided to divorce.  —  Bach and wife Maria Bierk, who were married in 1992, have been separated since April ... according to Sebastian.

LeAnn Rimes Thinks She Has This  —  LeAnn Rimes was probably up in her Cabo hotel suite posing in front of the mirror and thinking to herself about how all eyes and lenses will be on her once she sashays down to the beach in her bikini looking like an extra malnourished Aaron Carter …

Lisa Rinna Proudly Goes Makeup Free on Twitter  —  Lisa Rinna stood up to a rude follower on Twitter by showing herself with no makeup.  Rinna originally was posting photos of her and her daughters Delilah Belle and Amelia Gray over the Christmas holiday.  The Huffington Post reports that's …

Joe Francis Basically Ripped Off Ryan Reynolds' Exit Statement  —  After first denying that his 7-week-old marriage is permanently stuck in the septic tank on the Girls Gone Wild bus, titty pimp Joe Francis has now confirmed that the rumor is true and his one-minute wife Christina McLarty has quit his ass for good.

NY Giants Star Involved in SUV Accident  —  New York Giants football star Justin Tuck was involved in a minor SUV accident in Teaneck, NJ this evening ... TMZ has learned.  —  We're told the accident occurred around 8:30 PM ET on Route 4.  Sources tell TMZ Tuck was driving a brand new Cadillac Escalade …

John Mellencamp Splits From Wife of 18 Years … John Mellencamp has split from model Elaine Irwin Mellencamp, his wife of 18 years, The Hollywood Reporter has learned.  —  The couple, who met when she was hired to appear on the cover of his 1991 album Whenever We Wanted …

Kim Kardashian ‘Loves Being in the Studio’ for Video Shoot  —  Leave it to hip-hop veteran Kanye West to help out a new artist - even if that newbie is reality TV regular Kim Kardashian.  —  West, 33, joined Kardashian, 30, on the set of her first music video shoot for the breakout single …

Justin Bieber Buys Selena Gomez A Diamond Bracelet For Christmas!  Exclusive!  —  OMG!  An insider tells us Justin is so in love with Selena, he gave the Disney starlet her first ever diamond...can you believe it?  —  Justin Bieber may be younger than Selena Gomez, but he's doing everything in his power to win her heart.

‘Teen Mom’ — Staging Another Controversy?  —  It appeared as if “Teen Mom” dad Gary Shirley got into another random “controversy” last night — and the whole thing just “happened” to have been captured on tape.  Coincidence?  We think not.  —  The newest drama went down at Buffalo Wild Wings in Anderson …

Playboy mansion?  More like a squalid prison: Former Playmates tell of ‘grubby’ world inside Hugh Hefner's empire  —  The marriage proposal was apparently a rather romantic affair.  On Christmas Eve, the couple watched a late-night movie together and then exchanged gifts …