Charlie Sheen's New Porn Queen  —  Charlie Sheen is with three porn stars in Las Vegas, but not all of them are created equal.  His #1 companion is Bree Olson.  —  Olson is 23 years old, and in 2008 won Best Anal Sex Scene at the AVN Awards.  —  Olson has range — she was also a nanny on “Keeping Up with the Kardashians.”

Jewel & Ty Murray: We're Having a Baby  —  It was on the first day of her job as the co-host of Bravo's upcoming new reality show Going Platinum that Jewel received the happy news.  —  “I took a pregnancy test and it was positive!” the singer, 36, tells PEOPLE.  “It was so hard to keep it a secret.

Ted Williams Detained By LAPD  —  Ted Williams — the homeless man with the golden voice — was detained by LAPD last night after getting into a shouting match with one of his daughters.  —  It went down at the Renaissance Hotel in Hollywood — where Ted and his daughter got into it so loudly ... a hotel employee called the cops.

Pregnant Rachel Zoe Reveals Gender of Her Baby!  —  Bananas, it's a boy!  —  Pregnant celebrity stylist Rachel Zoe has finally confirmed the gender of her baby.  In an interview with Women's Wear Daily, she lets a telling pronoun slip.  Patting her stomach, Zoe, 39, says, “It all depends on his arrival.”

ESPAÑOL … During our almost 11 years together we have loved each other deeply, taken care of each other and stood by one another.  They have been the most wonderful years of our lives, and thanks to that love and the respect that we share for one another we have been an exceptional couple and partners.

PIC: Eva Longoria Has Wedding Tattoo Removed?  —  Eva Longoria can't erase the painful end of her marriage to Tony Parker — but she can at least get rid of some ink.  —  The Desperate Housewives star, 35, had long sported a tattoo commemorating their wedding date, 7/07/07, in Roman numerals, on her right wrist.

WHY DOES ALL OF HOLLYWOOD WANT A PIECE OF THE SOCIAL NETWORK'S ANDREW GARFIELD?  —  THE BREAKOUT STAR OF 2010'S DEFINING MOVIE IS THE NEW BIG-SCREEN SPIDER-MAN AND IS HURTLING TOWARD THE A-LIST.  YET THE 27-YEAR-OLD BRIT IS STILL LOATH TO LEAVE BEHIND THE LIFE OF A STRUGGLING ACTOR WHO PUKES BEFORE BIG AUDITIONS.

Rep: Owen Wilson to Become a Dad!  —  Owen Wilson's about to report for daddy duty.  —  A rep for the actor confirms to UsMagazine.com that “Owen Wilson and Jade Duell are happy to be expecting a baby.”  A source adds that she is “due any day.”  —  Duell is currently in Hawaii, where she plans to give birth.

'Jersey's' Angelina — Sued for Taj Mahal Attack  —  Angelina from “Jersey Shore” has been smacked with a lawsuit over an alleged “violent assault” on a female clubgoer before a Celebrity Boxing match in NJ last month ... and now Trump is also a target.  —  Melissa Mayne claims she was leaving …

Vanilla Ice Reveals Why He Broke Up With Madonna  —  Rapper Vanilla Ice revealed in an interview that he dated Madonna in 1991.  It was “exciting” to be in a relationship with an older woman, and she was a “great lover,” he told ‘News of the World,’ according to Digital Spy.

Jaime Pressly — Wasted before DUI Arrest  —  Jaime Pressly blew a .22 the night she was arrested for DUI, TMZ has learned.  —  Law enforcement sources tell us ... Jaime blew the .22 in the field.  That's nearly 3 times the legal limit of .08.  —  As TMZ first reported …

World's Crankiest Film Critic Makes Annette Bening Cry at Awards Show  —  Armond White, the film critic for the New York Press and chair of this year's New York Film Critics Circle Awards, kept insulting everybody at last night's award ceremony, prompting Annette Bening to issue a teary-eyed appeal for peace.

Kim Kardashian: Why I'm Crying on New Show  —  Don't cry, Kim!  —  In a trailer for her new E! series Kourtney and Kim Take New York with her big sister, Kim Kardashian can't stop the waterworks.  —  Why the tears?  —  “A business deal,” Kardashian, 30, told UsMagazine.com Monday …

Mila Kunis Was Blind The Whole Time  —  Unbeknownst to anyone, Mila Kunis was secretly blind in one eye and only had her sight restored a few months ago - which is also the same time she broke up with Macualay Culkin.  That's a paint can to the balls.  (Ha!  Like the movie!)  Via Us Magazine:

50 Cent millions  —  Rapper 50 Cent made $8.7 million yesterday — by tweeting.  —  The 35-year-old celeb, aka Curtis Jackson, helped pop the shares of a no-name penny stock company he's invested in by 290 percent yesterday after chatting it up this weekend on Twitter, the social-networking site.

Bellamy Brothers: Britney Spears Ripped Off Our Song!  —  It sure sounded familiar when Britney Spears released it, but The Bellamy Brothers now claim Britney blatantly ripped off their song, “If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body, Would You Hold It Against Me.”

Diane Kruger is a Sex Panther  —  Here's Diane Kruger wearing a panther swimsuit in Mexico yesterday which you'll probably recognize from Rihanna's trip to Barbados over New Year's, making this post even more amazing because apparently not one, but two women looked at this thing and went …

Britney Spears WILL Perform At The Grammy Awards!  —  Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Britney Spears will be performing at the Grammy Awards in Los Angeles on Sunday, February 13th.  —  Wow!  Wow!  Wow!  —  We're shocked!  We didn't expect her to do much promo for this new album!

Natalie Portman's Ideal Mate: A Friend with Benefits  —  Has Natalie Portman let slip the reasons she fell for her fiancé and Black Swan costar, Benjamin Millepied?  —  While she hasn't spoken directly about their relationship, she does reveal in a new interview what she wants in a mate.