Stephanie Seymour's Son Responds: You're All Gross  —  Last week, pictures of Stephanie Seymour frolicking in the ocean with her 18-year-old son set the blogosphere aflame.  Now, Peter Brant II takes a break from high school to put all of us—and our celebrity industrial complex—to shame.

Charlie Sheen — MIA in Las Vegas  —  Charlie Sheen is supposed to be on the set of “Two and a Half Men” at 10 AM PT ... exactly 2 hours from the time this story was posted.  But TMZ has learned he's still in Las Vegas.  —  TMZ broke the story ... Charlie was on a bender over the weekend …

EXCLUSIVE: Sister, Sister's Tia Mowry Is Pregnant!  —  Mother, mother!  —  Sister, Sister star Tia Mowry will soon be a mom.  —  Mowry — who acted opposite her identical twin, Tamera, on the '90s sitcom and now stars on BET's The Game — iis due July 3, her rep confirms exclusively in the new Us Weekly, out Wednesday.

Petite Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom have big bundle of joy, boy weighs nearly 10 pounds  —  (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images) Source: Getty Images  —  SHE'S only tiny - and hubby Orlando Bloom is no man mountain either - but supermodel Miranda Kerr has given birth to a super-sized baby boy.

‘Green Hornet’ Star — Thrown In Jail  —  Edward Furlong is currently in jail, after a judge ruled he violated a domestic restraining order.  —  Furlong — who starred in “Terminator 2: Judgment Day” and the new “The Green Hornet” flick — was handcuffed in court at around 11:30 AM and taken to jail.

EXCLUSIVE: Shortlist of Actresses Vying for Next Batman Film  —  Christopher Nolan is looking at some of Hollywood's leading actresses — as well as a few emerging talents — for major female roles in The Dark Knight Rises, his next Batman film.  —  Sources tell Heat Vision that Keira Knightley …

Bellamy Brothers: Britney Spears Ripped Off Our Song!  —  It sure sounded familiar when Britney Spears released it, but The Bellamy Brothers now claim Britney blatantly ripped off their song, “If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body, Would You Hold It Against Me.”

Ted Williams Detained By LAPD  —  Ted Williams — the homeless man with the golden voice — was detained by LAPD last night after getting into a shouting match with one of his daughters.  —  It went down at the Renaissance Hotel in Hollywood — where Ted and his daughter got into it so loudly ... a hotel employee called the cops.

Dr. Conrad Murray Ordered to Stand Trial  —  Dr. Conrad Murray was just ordered to stand trial in the death of Michael Jackson.  —  Judge Michael Pastor ruled there is sufficient evidence to warrant a manslaughter trial.  —  In his closing statement, Deputy District Attorney David Walgren told the judge …

Jewel & Ty Murray: We're Having a Baby  —  It was on the first day of her job as the co-host of Bravo's upcoming new reality show Going Platinum that Jewel received the happy news.  —  “I took a pregnancy test and it was positive!” the singer, 36, tells PEOPLE.  “It was so hard to keep it a secret.

Natalie Portman Happy to Be Going from ‘Skinny’ to ‘Fat’  —  Natalie Portman got super thin for Black Swan.  Now, she's headed in the opposite direction - happily so - as a mom-to-be.  —  “I told [director] Darren [Aronofsky], I was like, 'First you got me skinny, and now you're getting my fat …

Taylor Lautner Making 8-Figures Per Movie; Will Produce & Star In 2 Studio Tentpoles During 2011; Now Casting His Love Interest  —  EXCLUSIVE: I've learned that the Taylor Lautner juggernaut continues in Hollywood as this 18-year-old Twilight Saga action star and teen heartthrob just keeps booking movie after movie.

Should Maxim's Olivia Munn cover be shelved with Playboy and Penthouse?  —  Olivia Munn in the February issue of Maxim.  (Maxim)  —  Maxim, the bawdy men's magazine, isn't exactly known for the modesty of its cover subjects.  But at least one observer says that the February issue featuring …

WHY DOES ALL OF HOLLYWOOD WANT A PIECE OF THE SOCIAL NETWORK'S ANDREW GARFIELD?  —  THE BREAKOUT STAR OF 2010'S DEFINING MOVIE IS THE NEW BIG-SCREEN SPIDER-MAN AND IS HURTLING TOWARD THE A-LIST.  YET THE 27-YEAR-OLD BRIT IS STILL LOATH TO LEAVE BEHIND THE LIFE OF A STRUGGLING ACTOR WHO PUKES BEFORE BIG AUDITIONS.

Pregnant Rachel Zoe Reveals Gender of Her Baby!  —  Bananas, it's a boy!  —  Pregnant celebrity stylist Rachel Zoe has finally confirmed the gender of her baby.  In an interview with Women's Wear Daily, she lets a telling pronoun slip.  Patting her stomach, Zoe, 39, says, “It all depends on his arrival.”

Teresa Giudice Doesn't Want Daughters to End Up Like the ‘Jersey Shore’ Kids  —  A sold-out crowd got schooled by ‘Real Housewives of New Jersey’ star Teresa Giudice at the Learning Annex in NYC on Monday, and seeing as I was moderating, you know I wasn't going to just talk business.

Britney Spears WILL Perform At The Grammy Awards!  —  Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Britney Spears will be performing at the Grammy Awards in Los Angeles on Sunday, February 13th.  —  Wow!  Wow!  Wow!  —  We're shocked!  We didn't expect her to do much promo for this new album!

Rooney Mara Channels Lisbeth Salander  —  Call her the Daniel-Day Lewis of rising young starlets: Rooney Mara stays in character, whether or not she's on set.  —  The actress — chosen to portray fictional icon Lisbeth Salander in the American movie adaptation of “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo” …

50 Cent millions  —  Rapper 50 Cent made $8.7 million yesterday — by tweeting.  —  The 35-year-old celeb, aka Curtis Jackson, helped pop the shares of a no-name penny stock company he's invested in by 290 percent yesterday after chatting it up this weekend on Twitter, the social-networking site.

Source: Jersey Shore's Sammi and Ronnie Call It Quits  —  Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola and Ronnie Magro are finito.  —  “They are done,” a source close to the Jersey Shore duo tells Usmagazine.com, adding, there was “major tension” between them as they promoted the MTV hit's third season.

Why Did Mark Wahlberg Quit Smoking Weed?  —  Mark Wahlberg wants you to know that he's no longer smoking marijuana.  —  When he accepted Variety's Indie Impact Award during the Palm Springs Film Festival on Sunday, he joked that the trophy resembled a bong.

Jaime Pressly — Wasted before DUI Arrest  —  Jaime Pressly blew a .22 the night she was arrested for DUI, TMZ has learned.  —  Law enforcement sources tell us ... Jaime blew the .22 in the field.  That's nearly 3 times the legal limit of .08.  —  As TMZ first reported …

Kim Kardashian on Bigger Lips: ‘I Have the Flu’  —  Reality TV star Kim Kardashian talked to “Extra” about a recent rumor that she had lip enhancement.  Yup, we went straight to the mouth that roared.  “That's not true.  Trust me, I've tried Botox on the show,” Kardashian confessed to …