Charlie Sheen — MIA in Las Vegas  —  Charlie Sheen is supposed to be on the set of “Two and a Half Men” at 10 AM PT ... exactly 2 hours from the time this story was posted.  But TMZ has learned he's still in Las Vegas.  —  TMZ broke the story ... Charlie was on a bender over the weekend …

Jewel & Ty Murray: We're Having a Baby  —  It was on the first day of her job as the co-host of Bravo's upcoming new reality show Going Platinum that Jewel received the happy news.  —  “I took a pregnancy test and it was positive!” the singer, 36, tells PEOPLE.  “It was so hard to keep it a secret.

Ted Williams Detained By LAPD  —  Ted Williams — the homeless man with the golden voice — was detained by LAPD last night after getting into a shouting match with one of his daughters.  —  It went down at the Renaissance Hotel in Hollywood — where Ted and his daughter got into it so loudly ... a hotel employee called the cops.

PIC: Eva Longoria Has Wedding Tattoo Removed?  —  Eva Longoria can't erase the painful end of her marriage to Tony Parker — but she can at least get rid of some ink.  —  The Desperate Housewives star, 35, had long sported a tattoo commemorating their wedding date, 7/07/07, in Roman numerals, on her right wrist.

Pregnant Rachel Zoe Reveals Gender of Her Baby!  —  Bananas, it's a boy!  —  Pregnant celebrity stylist Rachel Zoe has finally confirmed the gender of her baby.  In an interview with Women's Wear Daily, she lets a telling pronoun slip.  Patting her stomach, Zoe, 39, says, “It all depends on his arrival.”

Bellamy Brothers: Britney Spears Ripped Off Our Song!  —  It sure sounded familiar when Britney Spears released it, but The Bellamy Brothers now claim Britney blatantly ripped off their song, “If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body, Would You Hold It Against Me.”

WHY DOES ALL OF HOLLYWOOD WANT A PIECE OF THE SOCIAL NETWORK'S ANDREW GARFIELD?  —  THE BREAKOUT STAR OF 2010'S DEFINING MOVIE IS THE NEW BIG-SCREEN SPIDER-MAN AND IS HURTLING TOWARD THE A-LIST.  YET THE 27-YEAR-OLD BRIT IS STILL LOATH TO LEAVE BEHIND THE LIFE OF A STRUGGLING ACTOR WHO PUKES BEFORE BIG AUDITIONS.

Stephanie Seymour's Son Responds: You're All Gross  —  Last week, pictures of Stephanie Seymour frolicking in the ocean with her 18-year-old son set the blogosphere aflame.  Now, Peter Brant II takes a break from high school to put all of us—and our celebrity industrial complex—to shame.

Rep: Owen Wilson to Become a Dad!  —  Owen Wilson's about to report for daddy duty.  —  A rep for the actor confirms to UsMagazine.com that “Owen Wilson and Jade Duell are happy to be expecting a baby.”  A source adds that she is “due any day.”  —  Duell is currently in Hawaii, where she plans to give birth.

World's Crankiest Film Critic Makes Annette Bening Cry at Awards Show  —  Armond White, the film critic for the New York Press and chair of this year's New York Film Critics Circle Awards, kept insulting everybody at last night's award ceremony, prompting Annette Bening to issue a teary-eyed appeal for peace.

Ashton Kutcher: Great Sex Should Be ‘Funny’  —  Whether it's onscreen with Natalie Portman or at home with Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher sticks to one important rule when it comes to sex.  —  “Inherently, I find that having sex and intimacy, when it's great, it's funny,” the actor, 32, tells E! News.

ESPAÑOL … During our almost 11 years together we have loved each other deeply, taken care of each other and stood by one another.  They have been the most wonderful years of our lives, and thanks to that love and the respect that we share for one another we have been an exceptional couple and partners.

Jaime Pressly — Wasted before DUI Arrest  —  Jaime Pressly blew a .22 the night she was arrested for DUI, TMZ has learned.  —  Law enforcement sources tell us ... Jaime blew the .22 in the field.  That's nearly 3 times the legal limit of .08.  —  As TMZ first reported …

Charlize Theron To Play Evil Queen In ‘Snow White And The Huntsman’  —  WHAT'S YOUR REACTION? … Mirror mirror, on the wall, after long negotiations, she's the most evil of them all: Charlize Theron has signed on to play the Evil Queen in the upcoming big screen film, ‘Snow White and the Huntsman,’ Deadline reports.

50 Cent millions  —  Rapper 50 Cent made $8.7 million yesterday — by tweeting.  —  The 35-year-old celeb, aka Curtis Jackson, helped pop the shares of a no-name penny stock company he's invested in by 290 percent yesterday after chatting it up this weekend on Twitter, the social-networking site.

Natalie Portman's Ideal Mate: A Friend with Benefits  —  Has Natalie Portman let slip the reasons she fell for her fiancé and Black Swan costar, Benjamin Millepied?  —  While she hasn't spoken directly about their relationship, she does reveal in a new interview what she wants in a mate.

Source: Jersey Shore's Sammi and Ronnie Call It Quits  —  Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola and Ronnie Magro are finito.  —  “They are done,” a source close to the Jersey Shore duo tells Usmagazine.com, adding, there was “major tension” between them as they promoted the MTV hit's third season.

Vanilla Ice Reveals Why He Broke Up With Madonna  —  Rapper Vanilla Ice revealed in an interview that he dated Madonna in 1991.  It was “exciting” to be in a relationship with an older woman, and she was a “great lover,” he told ‘News of the World,’ according to Digital Spy.

'Jersey's' Angelina — Sued for Taj Mahal Attack  —  Angelina from “Jersey Shore” has been smacked with a lawsuit over an alleged “violent assault” on a female clubgoer before a Celebrity Boxing match in NJ last month ... and now Trump is also a target.  —  Melissa Mayne claims she was leaving …

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Oksana Tried To Bribe Witness, Mel Gibson's Team Will Claim  —  Mel Gibson's team will make the sensational claim that Oksana Grigorieva tried to bribe a witness in their ongoing legal battle, a source tells RadarOnline.com exclusively.  —  As criminal investigations …

Catherine Zeta-Jones ‘Had a Good Cry’ over Michael Douglas's Tumor News  —  After battling stage four throat cancer, Michael Douglas finally got the news he was hoping for: “The tumor is gone.”  —  Still, the Oscar-winning actor admits, it was wife Catherine Zeta-Jones that got emotional.