Charlie Sheen — MIA in Las Vegas  —  Charlie Sheen is supposed to be on the set of “Two and a Half Men” at 10 AM PT ... exactly 2 hours from the time this story was posted.  But TMZ has learned he's still in Las Vegas.  —  TMZ broke the story ... Charlie was on a bender over the weekend …

Stephanie Seymour's Son Responds: You're All Gross  —  Last week, pictures of Stephanie Seymour frolicking in the ocean with her 18-year-old son set the blogosphere aflame.  Now, Peter Brant II takes a break from high school to put all of us—and our celebrity industrial complex—to shame.

Jewel & Ty Murray: We're Having a Baby  —  It was on the first day of her job as the co-host of Bravo's upcoming new reality show Going Platinum that Jewel received the happy news.  —  “I took a pregnancy test and it was positive!” the singer, 36, tells PEOPLE.  “It was so hard to keep it a secret.

Ted Williams Detained By LAPD  —  Ted Williams — the homeless man with the golden voice — was detained by LAPD last night after getting into a shouting match with one of his daughters.  —  It went down at the Renaissance Hotel in Hollywood — where Ted and his daughter got into it so loudly ... a hotel employee called the cops.

EXCLUSIVE: Sister, Sister's Tia Mowry Is Pregnant!  —  Mother, mother!  —  Sister, Sister star Tia Mowry will soon be a mom.  —  Mowry — who acted opposite her identical twin, Tamera, on the '90s sitcom and now stars on BET's The Game — iis due July 3, her rep confirms exclusively in the new Us Weekly, out Wednesday.

Britney Spears WILL Perform At The Grammy Awards!  —  Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Britney Spears will be performing at the Grammy Awards in Los Angeles on Sunday, February 13th.  —  Wow!  Wow!  Wow!  —  We're shocked!  We didn't expect her to do much promo for this new album!

Petite Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom have big bundle of joy, boy weighs nearly 10 pounds  —  (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images) Source: Getty Images  —  SHE'S only tiny - and hubby Orlando Bloom is no man mountain either - but supermodel Miranda Kerr has given birth to a super-sized baby boy.

Pregnant Rachel Zoe Reveals Gender of Her Baby!  —  Bananas, it's a boy!  —  Pregnant celebrity stylist Rachel Zoe has finally confirmed the gender of her baby.  In an interview with Women's Wear Daily, she lets a telling pronoun slip.  Patting her stomach, Zoe, 39, says, “It all depends on his arrival.”

Jaime Pressly — Wasted before DUI Arrest  —  Jaime Pressly blew a .22 the night she was arrested for DUI, TMZ has learned.  —  Law enforcement sources tell us ... Jaime blew the .22 in the field.  That's nearly 3 times the legal limit of .08.  —  As TMZ first reported …

WHY DOES ALL OF HOLLYWOOD WANT A PIECE OF THE SOCIAL NETWORK'S ANDREW GARFIELD?  —  THE BREAKOUT STAR OF 2010'S DEFINING MOVIE IS THE NEW BIG-SCREEN SPIDER-MAN AND IS HURTLING TOWARD THE A-LIST.  YET THE 27-YEAR-OLD BRIT IS STILL LOATH TO LEAVE BEHIND THE LIFE OF A STRUGGLING ACTOR WHO PUKES BEFORE BIG AUDITIONS.

‘Green Hornet’ Star — Thrown In Jail  —  Edward Furlong is currently in jail, after a judge ruled he violated a domestic restraining order.  —  Furlong — who starred in “Terminator 2: Judgment Day” and the new “The Green Hornet” flick — was handcuffed in court at around 11:30 AM and taken to jail.

BOND IS BACK!  Daniel Craig and Sam Mendes Set For Nov. 9, 2012 Release Date  —  EXCLUSIVE: MGM is announcing that “BOND 23” is set to go into production in late 2011.  Michael G. Wilson and Barbara Broccoli of EON Productions, together with Gary Barber and Roger Birnbaum …

ESPAÑOL … During our almost 11 years together we have loved each other deeply, taken care of each other and stood by one another.  They have been the most wonderful years of our lives, and thanks to that love and the respect that we share for one another we have been an exceptional couple and partners.

Natalie Portman's Ideal Mate: A Friend with Benefits  —  Has Natalie Portman let slip the reasons she fell for her fiancé and Black Swan costar, Benjamin Millepied?  —  While she hasn't spoken directly about their relationship, she does reveal in a new interview what she wants in a mate.

50 Cent millions  —  Rapper 50 Cent made $8.7 million yesterday — by tweeting.  —  The 35-year-old celeb, aka Curtis Jackson, helped pop the shares of a no-name penny stock company he's invested in by 290 percent yesterday after chatting it up this weekend on Twitter, the social-networking site.

Source: Jersey Shore's Sammi and Ronnie Call It Quits  —  Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola and Ronnie Magro are finito.  —  “They are done,” a source close to the Jersey Shore duo tells Usmagazine.com, adding, there was “major tension” between them as they promoted the MTV hit's third season.

PIC: Eva Longoria Has Wedding Tattoo Removed?  —  Eva Longoria can't erase the painful end of her marriage to Tony Parker — but she can at least get rid of some ink.  —  The Desperate Housewives star, 35, had long sported a tattoo commemorating their wedding date, 7/07/07, in Roman numerals, on her right wrist.

World's Crankiest Film Critic Makes Annette Bening Cry at Awards Show  —  Armond White, the film critic for the New York Press and chair of this year's New York Film Critics Circle Awards, kept insulting everybody at last night's award ceremony, prompting Annette Bening to issue a teary-eyed appeal for peace.

Catherine Zeta-Jones ‘Had a Good Cry’ over Michael Douglas's Tumor News  —  After battling stage four throat cancer, Michael Douglas finally got the news he was hoping for: “The tumor is gone.”  —  Still, the Oscar-winning actor admits, it was wife Catherine Zeta-Jones that got emotional.

No One Wants To Air The Kennedys Mini-Series  —  Geez!  What is so scandalous about this mini-series that no one wants to touch it?  —  You'll recall that the History Channel was all set to air the mini-series The Kennedys, starring Katie Holmes and Greg Kinnear, until …

Diane Kruger is a Sex Panther  —  Here's Diane Kruger wearing a panther swimsuit in Mexico yesterday which you'll probably recognize from Rihanna's trip to Barbados over New Year's, making this post even more amazing because apparently not one, but two women looked at this thing and went …

Chi-Chi-Chi-Chia!  —  Looking like the time my mom tried to give herself an Ogilvie Home Perm and didn't leave it in long enough, Pete Wentz made an appearance at the North American International Auto Show in Detroit yesterday with a head full of Kevin Jonas.

'Jersey's' Angelina — Sued for Taj Mahal Attack  —  Angelina from “Jersey Shore” has been smacked with a lawsuit over an alleged “violent assault” on a female clubgoer before a Celebrity Boxing match in NJ last month ... and now Trump is also a target.  —  Melissa Mayne claims she was leaving …

Watch out Zoe Saldana!  AnnaLynne McCord turns Avatar on the set of 90210  —  It seems Zoe Saldana may have some unexpected competition in the sexiest Na'vi stakes.  —  Actress AnnaLynne McCord tried on the all-blue outfit as she filmed scenes for her series 90210 in California today.