Charlie Sheen — Rehab for Three Months  —  Charlie Sheen will be in rehab for the next three months, derailing the next eight episodes of “Two and a Half Men” ... and possibly leaving the show's crew SOL.  —  Sources connected with the show tell TMZ the crew is grumbling …

Kim Kardashian's W Magazine Photos Made Her Cry  —  Sunday's episode of ‘Kourtney & Kim Take New York’ featured constant cover girl Kim Kardashian upset over her nude W magazine spread from October 2010.  —  The Daily Mail writes Kim was stunned and emotional after seeing the photos …

Eva Longoria, Tony Parker Divorced in TX  —  Tony Parker's lawyer slipped into a Texas courthouse Friday with legal papers that officially ended Tony's marriage to Eva Longoria ... TMZ has learned.  —  And we've learned ... Eva's lawyer quietly filed papers Friday to dismiss the divorce petition …

Britney Spears Walks Down the Aisle - for a Friend's Wedding!  —  Looking beautiful in blue, Britney Spears was bridesmaid in her friend's wedding in Miami Saturday.  —  She and boyfriend Jason Trawick flew in Thursday to partake in the weekend wedding festivities of her assistant and close friend Brett Miller.

Gwyneth Paltrow In Harper's Bazaar UK: ‘People Are So Mean To Me’ … Gwyneth Paltrow covers the March issue of Harper's Bazaar UK, on newsstands Thursday.  Inside the magazine Gwyneth poses for a racy animal print shoot, talks about her love of Beyonce and defends her lifestyle newsletter, GOOP.

Black Swan's Costume Designer Says She Was ‘Too Trusting’ When Working With Rodarte  —  Fashion people were all jazzed that Rodarte created costumes for Black Swan.  Of course nothing could be more exciting than bird-inspired Rodarte tutus on the big screen, and of course nothing …

X17 EXCLUSIVE - Scarlett Johansson And Ryan Reynolds Back Together!  —  Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds may have announced their divorce filing just over a month ago, but the two are still spending some quality time together, X17online can report exclusively.

‘Bridesmaids’ Poster Premiere: Kristen Wiig Plans Her Best Friend's Wedding  —  ‘Bridesmaids’ is the new movie from director Paul Feig and producer Judd Apatow, the men behind such comedy sensations as ‘Knocked Up’ and TV's ‘Freaks and Geeks.’  —  The movie stars Kristen Wiig as Annie …

Javier Bardem Offered Big Bond #23 Role; MGM Leveraging 007 Distribution With Co-Financing Deal To Improve Its Cash Flow: Jockeying Studios “Increasingly Frustrated”  —  EXCLUSIVE: Deadline has just learned that Javier Bardem has been offered a starring role in the upcoming James Bond film recently set for a November 9, 2012, release.

David Arquette Leaves Rehab  —  David Arquette checked out of rehab on Sunday, nearly a month after he entered to seek help for “alcohol and other issues.”  —  “He has competed his treatment and has left,” his rep tells PEOPLE.  And, adds another source, the actor is “in great spirits.

Derek Hough Leaves Dancing with the Stars  —  Dancing with the Stars will be a little less fabulous when it returns to ABC in March.  —  “I'm taking season 12 off,” three-time champ Derek Hough tells PEOPLE.  The Dancing pro, 25, will be busy playing the lead role in the upcoming dance movie Cobu 3D …

Charles Nolan, Designer, Is Dead at 53  —  Charles Nolan, a fashion designer who proudly wore his politics on his sleeve, and also on his runway, died Sunday at his home on the Upper West Side of Manhattan.  He was 53.  —  The cause was cancer of the head and neck, said Andrew Tobias …

Betrothal buzz  —  Is Lauren Conrad hiding something about her love life?  The star of “The Hills” is said to be secretly engaged to boyfriend Kyle Howard, whom she's been dating since 2008.  But a source said, “She is not wearing a ring because she wants to hold the secret back for her new MTV show.”

Katherine Heigl rings in 'New Year's Eve'  —  Thesp replaces Halle Berry in ensemble rom-com  —  Katherine Heigl's replaced Halle Berry in “New Year's Eve,” joining the cast of New Line's ensemble comedy.  —  Production starts this week for “Eve,” with Garry Marshall directing.