EXCLUSIVE: Halle Berry's Nasty Email To Baby Daddy: ‘You Were Only Good For One Thing’  —  Halle Berry sent the father of her daughter a scorching email that said, “You were only good for one thing... Thanks for the donation.”  —  RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned the contents …

Charlie Sheen Talks to E!: The Rumors Are “All Crap”  —  His show on the verge of cancellation?  His parents trying to take control of his assets?  In an exclusive exchange with E! News, Charlie Sheen is clearing up all the rumors himself.  —  Here's what he had to say about his troubles …

EXCLUSIVE DOCUMENTS: Terence Howard's Wife Files For Divorce  —  Terrence Howard's wife, Michelle Howard has filed for divorce from her actor hubby, after just one year of marriage  —  In court documents obtained exclusively by RadarOnline.com, Michelle states that they were married on January 20 …

Lindsay Lohan's Best Defense — SILENCE!  —  Lindsay Lohan's defense to grand theft is that she was told the by the owner of Kamofie & Company that she could take the necklace on loan ... and the surveillance video doesn't prove otherwise because there's no audio.

This Week's Tabloids: Star Diagnoses Angelina's Twins With Down Syndrome  —  Every Wednesday, we play Midweek Madness, in which we “read” the tabloids, so you don't “have” to.  This week, Star creates a “Down Syndrome Drama” for Angelina's twins and Lady Gaga does cocaine to get ideas like “meat dress.”

Cedric, the sociopath freeloader on RHOBH, is Brandi Glanville's manny  —  You can't make up these weird connections between random fauxlebrities.  Yesterday Kaiser ran some photos of Brandi Glanville, Eddie Cibrian's very publicly wronged ex, hanging all over Cedric, the freeloader from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

Julia Roberts Now in Talks to Play Mean Queen in Brothers Grimm: Snow White  —  We just peered into the mirror on the wall and saw ... nothing.  But we hear from insiders familiar with the situation that Julia Roberts is finally engaging on Tarsem Singh's upcoming 3-D movie The Brothers Grimm: Snow White.

Jennifer Aniston Tells Oprah She Turned Down Saturday Night Live For Friends  —  We might've never had Ross and Rachel (as we know them)!  Jennifer Aniston was promoting Just Go With It on The Oprah Winfrey Show today and made a stunning revelation: The actress was offered a spot …

‘Last Tango’ star Schneider dies, aged 58  —  French actress Maria Schneider has died at the age of 58 after a battle with a cancer, it has been reported.  —  According to People, Schneider was living in Paris at the time of her death.  —  She is most widely known for starring with Marlon Brando …

Jenny McCarthy Coming to ‘Millionaire Matchmaker,’ Patti Stanger Dishes About New Season  —  Patti Stanger is single and ready to mingle.  Although ‘The Millionaire Matchmaker’ star is usually the one setting up other people on dates, she's back “in the trenches” looking for love and ready to host her own mixer.

It's a Boy for Craig Ferguson  —  It's a boy for Craig Ferguson and wife Megan.  —  Son Liam James Ferguson was born Monday, Jan. 31 in Los Angeles, a rep for The Late Late Show host confirms to PEOPLE exclusively.  —  “Everyone is happy and healthy,” says the rep. “The family is doing great, everybody's perfect.”

Slash's Wife Named in Alleged Attack at Ozzy Concert  —  Slash's wife has been accused of kicking another woman in the stomach at an Ozzy Osbourne concert in L.A. this week ... this according to law enforcement sources.  —  According to the police report, it all went down backstage …

Paris Takes Over Germany!  —  And her first stop - where all the money's at!  —  Paris Hilton has just arrive in Germany and she'll be spending the rest of the week touring the country promoting a new brand of Rich Prosecco sparkling wine.  Upon arriving in Frankfurt …

It's Good To Be Diddy's Son  —  If you were concerned that the current recession wasn't producing any spoiled bitches for the future, fear not!  Diddy has it covered.  Diddy has already fed the sleeping spoiled beast in his son Justin when he bought him a $300,000 Mercedes Maybach for this Sweet Sixteen last year.