EXCLUSIVE: Halle Berry's Nasty Email To Baby Daddy: ‘You Were Only Good For One Thing’  —  Halle Berry sent the father of her daughter a scorching email that said, “You were only good for one thing... Thanks for the donation.”  —  RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned the contents …

Lindsay Lohan's Best Defense — SILENCE!  —  Lindsay Lohan's defense to grand theft is that she was told the by the owner of Kamofie & Company that she could take the necklace on loan ... and the surveillance video doesn't prove otherwise because there's no audio.

Charlie Sheen Talks to E!: The Rumors Are “All Crap”  —  His show on the verge of cancellation?  His parents trying to take control of his assets?  In an exclusive exchange with E! News, Charlie Sheen is clearing up all the rumors himself.  —  Here's what he had to say about his troubles …

Meet the Real Housewives of Miami  —  Sunny news, Real Housewives fans: Make way for the Real Housewives of Miami - and soon.  —  Six ladies join the cast of the just-announced show, which will premiere Feb. 22 (10 p.m. ET), and they promise to supply plenty of heat this chilly winter.

EXCLUSIVE DOCUMENTS: Terence Howard's Wife Files For Divorce  —  Terrence Howard's wife, Michelle Howard has filed for divorce from her actor hubby, after just one year of marriage  —  In court documents obtained exclusively by RadarOnline.com, Michelle states that they were married on January 20 …

‘V’ Star Morena Baccarin Among Actresses on ‘Avengers’ Shortlist (Exclusive)  —  Marvel is conducting screen tests Friday for one of the final roles still looking to be cast in The Avengers, the all-star superhero ensemble being directed by Joss Whedon.  Last night Samuel L. Jackson revealed …

Jennifer Aniston: ‘SNL’ Wanted Me, I Chose ‘Friends’ … Live from New York, it's... Jennifer Aniston?  —  The actress guested on ‘The Oprah Winfrey Show’ on Wednesday with ‘Just Go With It’ co-star Adam Sandler, and the two relayed a story about how she nearly joined the cast of ‘Saturday Night Live’ …

Baby, Baby, Baby, BOOOOOO!  —  Justin Bieber sat courtside at the Knicks-Mavericks game at MSG in NYC last night, and his presence made one girl hit puberty, get pregnant and give birth to a ball of golden hair in the span of 30 seconds.  But not everybody did the SHAKING & CRYING from The Lesbeaver being in their midst.

Slash's Wife Named in Alleged Attack at Ozzy Concert  —  Slash's wife has been accused of kicking another woman in the stomach at an Ozzy Osbourne concert in L.A. this week ... this according to law enforcement sources.  —  According to the police report, it all went down backstage …

Christina Aguilera's Ex Husband Won't Move Out!  —  h__stub

‘Last Tango’ star Schneider dies, aged 58  —  French actress Maria Schneider has died at the age of 58 after a battle with a cancer, it has been reported.  —  According to People, Schneider was living in Paris at the time of her death.  —  She is most widely known for starring with Marlon Brando …

Cedric, the sociopath freeloader on RHOBH, is Brandi Glanville's manny  —  You can't make up these weird connections between random fauxlebrities.  Yesterday Kaiser ran some photos of Brandi Glanville, Eddie Cibrian's very publicly wronged ex, hanging all over Cedric, the freeloader from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

Community's Danny Pudi on Tonight's Dungeons & Dragons-Themed Episode (Plus: A Clip!)  —  It's not as fancy as a KFC-fueled space trip or as scary as zombies, but tonight's episode of NBC's Community does feature gnomes, elves, and ... compassion?  When Jeff takes pity on struggling student Fat Neil …

Is Julia Roberts having an affair with Javier Bardem?  —  I had such high hopes for this National Enquirer story, but it really let me down.  The idea is that Julia Roberts could be screwing around on Danny Moder with Javier Bardem is too delicious - I want some salacious quotes from “insiders” to back it up!

It's Good To Be Diddy's Son  —  If you were concerned that the current recession wasn't producing any spoiled bitches for the future, fear not!  Diddy has it covered.  Diddy has already fed the sleeping spoiled beast in his son Justin when he bought him a $300,000 Mercedes Maybach for this Sweet Sixteen last year.

Jenny McCarthy Coming to ‘Millionaire Matchmaker,’ Patti Stanger Dishes About New Season  —  Patti Stanger is single and ready to mingle.  Although ‘The Millionaire Matchmaker’ star is usually the one setting up other people on dates, she's back “in the trenches” looking for love and ready to host her own mixer.

EXCLUSIVE: Jon & Kate Gosselin Hopeful Home Schooled Kids May Return To School In The Fall  —  Infamous reality parents Jon and Kate Gosselin are both hoping that their wayward kids Alexis and Collin can return to school later this year, RadarOnline.com has learned.

EXCLUSIVE: Teen Mom's Corey: “I Never Fell Out of Love With Leah”  —  MTV viewers weren't the only ones who refused to give up on now-married Teen Mom 2 stars, Leah and Corey Simms.  —  The 20-year-old certified water-distribution operator — who has 13-month-old twins Aliannah and Aleeah with Leah …