Fantastic Voyage: Katy Perry  —  Before Katy Perry became a worldwide phenomenon, the onetime Christian rocker was blond, broke, and written off by her record company.  Then she unleashed two of the most infectious pop anthems of the decade; collected a rabid fan base that includes her new husband …

Halle's Race War With Gabriel: Our Daughter IS Black  —  Halle Berry says it point blank ... her daughter is Black — a direct message to her ex Gabriel Aubry who, according to sources, “went nuts” anytime someone called Nahla Black.  —  Halle says in an upcoming interview with EBONY magazine, “I feel she's Black.

“Bitch, Don't Handle The Sexy.”  —  One rule we're taught shortly after birth is that when Prince commands you to dance, you dance.  I don't care if you just suffered through a double leg amputation.  When Prince orders you to move, you twerk those stumps with all your might.

Lindsay Lohan — Up for a Role in New ‘Superman’  —  Look!  Up in the sky!  It's a bird, it's a plane, it's ... Lindsay Lohan?  —  Sources close to LiLo tell TMZ ... Lindsay's people have had multiple phone conversations within the last few weeks with the people behind the new “Superman” reboot.

Mark Zuckerberg — I Fear My Facebook Stalker  —  Mark Zuckerberg claims he's being stalked by a man who's been sending him creepy messages through Facebook and threatening his safety ... TMZ has learned.  —  Zuckerberg has obtained a restraining order against 31-year-old Pradeep Manukonda …

Tony Hawk Files for Divorce  —  Tony Hawk's third marriage is coming to an end.  —  Hawk, 42, filed for divorce from his wife, Lhotse Merriam, in North San Diego County, Calif., on Friday.  —  “We have made the difficult decision to file for divorce,” the couple say in a joint statement Monday.

Olbermann Said to Be Going to Current TV  —  Keith Olbermann, the former top-rated host on the news channel MSNBC, will announce his next television home on Tuesday, and people on Monday familiarwith his plans pointed to a possible deal with the public affairs channel Current TV.

Tina Fey: I'm Not a “Crazy Working Mother Witch”  —  Would Liz Lemon approve?  —  In this week's New Yorker, 30 Rock star Tina Fey busts up myths about balancing career and motherhood.  —  “It is less dangerous to draw a cartoon of Allah French-kissing Uncle Sam. . . than it is to speak honestly about …

Janet Jackson opens up about body issues, relationship with father  —  Janet Jackson, pictured last October, discusses her family life with Meredith Viera on TODAY on Friday.  —  advertisement  —  In an exclusive interview with TODAY's Meredith Vieira, Janet Jackson reveals that her struggles …

Harry's back with boot-iful Chelsy  —  Vroom for two ... Prince Harry and Chelsy Davy got into boot of Jaguar  —  PRINCE Harry and on-off girlfriend Chelsy Davy climbed into a CAR BOOT together yesterday for a lift home after a secret night out.  —  The pair got into the trunk …

Is Charlie Sheen Ready to Return to Work?  His Attorney Thinks So  —  It looks like ‘Two and a Half Men’ will be filming again even sooner than we expected.  —  Charlie Sheen's attorney, Yale Galanter, told E! Online that the actor will be returning to the ‘Two and a Half Men’ set before the end of the month.

Blake and the city!  —  Hurrah!  It's the news diehard Sex And The City fans have been waiting for: the Fab Four are coming back, and there's a new Carrie in town - Blake Lively!  —  Less than a year after the second film was snubbed by critics, it seems Hollywood hasn't fallen out of love with the girls after all.

First Look: Meryl Streep As Mrs. Thatcher  —  Pathé UK has released the first shot of Meryl Streep as British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher.  Streep is in the 2nd week of filming The Iron Lady here in London.  It's the first feature from director Phyllida since she directed Streep in Mamma Mia.

Good vs. Evil, Hanging by a Thread  —  Finally, near the end of the first act of “Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark,” the audience at the Foxwoods Theater on Saturday night got what it had truly been waiting for, whether it knew it or not.  —  Calamity struck, and it was a real-life (albeit small) …

Another ‘Teen Mom’ Got Implants  —  Apparently she's keeping them under wraps until her inevitable candid, yet entirely staged bikini photo shoot, Teen Mom star Maci Bookout is the second MTV prodigy to use her $140,000 per season to shove silicone in her chest, according to Life & Style, which is sadly not a reference to condoms:

This is What Slash's Wife Kicked  —  Just when you thought performing with the Black Eyed Peas last night was the most offensive thing Slash could ever do, it turns out Samantha Slopes (above) is the woman his wife Perla Ferrar decided to kick in the stomach backstage at an Ozzy concert thus defying all laws of logic and physics.

Kelsey and Camille Grammer Strike Deal  —  Kelsey Grammer and soon-to-be ex-wife Camille Grammer have struck a deal which will allow Kelsey to get a quickie divorce and marry his girlfriend.  —  Kelsey's lawyer, Lance Spiegel, and Camille's attorney Neal Hersh, told the judge this AM …

PIC: Miley Cyrus Gets Affectionate With Amy Winehouse's Ex  —  Is art imitating life again for Miley Cyrus?  —  The 18-year-old, who dated her Last Song paramour Liam Hemsworth last year, was snapped getting cozy with another sexy costar on Sunday: Josh Bowman, her love interest in upcoming film So Undercover.

Mel Gibson's ‘The Beaver’ Released Date Pushed Back … Summit Entertainment is pushing back the release of Jodie Foster's Mel Gibson starrer The Beaver from March 28 to May 6.  Foster directed and co-stars in the drama.  —  The Beaver will open in a limited run, and then expand on May 20.