Judge CRUSHES Lohan — 'Don't Push Your Luck!'  —  Lindsay Lohan was just remanded into custody — following a STRONG warning from Judge Keith Schwartz — “You're no different than anyone else ... please don't push your luck.”  —  Moments after Lohan entered a not guilty plea in her felony theft case …

Ashlee Simpson Files for Divorce  —  TMZ has learned ... Ashlee Simpson just filed for divorce from hubby Pete Wentz.  —  In documents filed in L.A. County Superior Court, Simpson cites “irreconcilable differences” as the reason for the divorce.  —  She's asking for joint legal custody …

Jennifer Aniston Swears: ‘I Am Happy!’  —  What's the biggest misconception out there about Jennifer Aniston?  —  “That I'm unhappy,” the actress tells PEOPLE in this week's cover issue.  “I'm really happy.  Really!”  —  Embracing the truths in her life has been key to Aniston's joy even as the rumor mill continues to churn.

LATEST BLOG ENTRIES  —  Forget the flowers and chocolate!  Go digital this year with these “romantic” apps and sites.  02/08/11  —  Are obsessively goal-oriented people at a loss when it comes to Relationships 101?  —  Are exclusivity and commitment the same thing?  Apparently men don't think so.

THE KIM KARDASHIAN INTERVIEW: CLEOPOATRA WITH A “K”  —  With a business empire, a hit TV show, and a headline-making body, Kim Kardashian is queen of her self-made kingdom.  For her second Bazaar photo shoot, she channels Cleopatra (in her first, she posed completely naked) and sits down for a chat with her idol, Elizabeth Taylor.

Katy Perry and Russell Brand seek couples therapy  —  Three months into their marriage, Katy Perry and Russell Brand may already be hitting a bump.  In January, just weeks before launching her worldwide tour, Katy “started asking friends to recommend a marriage counselor,” an insider tells Life & Style.

EXCLUSIVE COURT DOCUMENTS: Christina Aguilera's Ex: 'I'm Ready To Divorce'  —  Five months after she filed for divorce, Christina Aguilera's divorce from husband Jordan Bratman has taken a giant step towards being finalized.  —  EXCLUSIVE COURT DOCUMENTS: Read Jordan Bratman's Divorce Petition

Charlie Sheen: 'I'll Pay the Crew'  —  Charlie Sheen has notified members of the “Two and a Half Men” crew that he will pay a portion of their salaries for the two weeks the show has been down ... if CBS and Warner Bros. agree to pay the remaining portion.  —  TMZ has confirmed …

The Somewhat Romantic Story Of Mark Sanchez And A 17-Year-Old Girl  —  This is a story about a famous quarterback's courtship of a 17-year-old girl and the girl's conflicting emotions about fame.  No one committed any crimes, as far as we know.  It's perfectly legal for the New York Jets' Mark Sanchez to date a 17-year-old girl.

EXCLUSIVE: Brad Womack's Ex: He Proposed to Me Before The Bachelor  —  Brad Womack may get down on one knee on the season finale of The Bachelor — but it won't be the first time.  —  Laurel Kagay, who dated the Austin resident on and off for eight years, reveals exclusively in the new issue of Us Weekly …

EXCLUSIVE: Katie Holmes Studied Scientology In ‘Slave Labor’ Bus Church Built For Hubby Tom Cruise, Secret Emails Reveal  —  Tom Cruise demanded his custom-built bus — made for him using Scientology “slave labor” — be fitted with a drawer for his slippers because the neat-freak Hollywood superstar …

Judge Lifts Restraining Order in ‘Teen Mom’ Case  —  Former “Teen Mom” couple Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley are finally allowed to talk and hang out again ... after an Indiana judge modified the terms of a no-contact order affecting the couple ... this according to Gary's lawyer.

Just Asking: Fox Muses About “President Bristol Palin”  —  During a report on Bristol Palin's statement that she wouldn't “rule out” a future political run, the following chyron aired on the February 9 edition of Fox News' Fox & Friends:  —  EXPAND ALL EXPAND 1ST LEVEL COLLAPSE ALL