MTO WORLD EXCLUSIVE: WE GOT THE UNCENSORED RIHANNA-CHRIS BROWN ABUSE PICS!!  (WARNING - VERY GRAPHIC IMAGES)  —  February 24, 2011.  MediaTakeOut.com received the following images from a tipster.  The images show pop SUPERSTAR Rihanna shortly after she was brutally PUNCHED over and over in the face …

EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS: ‘Teen Mom’ Star Amber Portwood Poses Nude — See The Pics On Radar  —  Amber Portwood let it all hang out and posed nude - and only RadarOnline.com has the exclusive photos!  —  PHOTOS: Amber Portwood Takes It All Off  —  The controversial Teen Mom star posed for the photos …

PICS: Kate Middleton, Prince William Launch a Lifeboat!  —  The world's most famous engaged couple turned up in Trearddur Bay, Wales on Thursday — bearing champagne!  —  On Kate Middleton and Prince William's agenda in their first joint appearance since announcing their engagement last year: To launch and dedicate a lifeboat!

Charlie Sheen's ‘Goddess’ — Marijuana Bikini Model  —  Charlie Sheen's new girlfriend — one of his “goddesses” — is a stoned cold fox ... as in, the chick is a marijuana magazine cover model ... TMZ has, um, learned.  —  The chick gripping the bong is Natalie Kenly — aka Natty Baby …

‘American Idol’ Finalist Hospitalized  —  Casey Abrams — one of the top 24 finalists on “American Idol” — was rushed to a hospital moments ago after complaining of severe stomach pains ... TMZ has learned.  —  Sources connected to the show tell us ... 19-year-old Abrams was rehearsing …

David Arquette: I Want to Save My Marriage  —  David Arquette wants to get back together with wife Courteney Cox - but for now, the decision is up to her.  —  “I want her to be happy,” the actor said Thursday on The Oprah Winfrey Show.  “If me being the best person I can be doesn't make her happy …

Charlie's Bahama Mamas — Brooke and Goddesses  —  Charlie Sheen boarded his private jet this afternoon along with his two new girlfriends and ex-wife Brooke Mueller ... and took off for an island near the Bahamas for a private adult vacation ... TMZ has learned.

EXCLUSIVE: Lindsay Lohan Surveillance Video Details Revealed, Pal Distracted Employee From Crime: Source  —  A guy shopping with Lindsay Lohan at the beachside jewelry store in Venice, California, distracted an employee so the Mean Girls star could steal a gold designer necklace …

Warner Bros Remakes ‘The Bodyguard’  —  EXCLUSIVE: Warner Bros is rebooting its 1992 hit The Bodyguard, the film that paired Kevin Costner with Whitney Houston and became for its time one of the biggest global hits in studio history with a $411 million worldwide gross.

‘The Hangover Part II’ Teaser Trailer Arrives [Watch]  —  We've waited patiently, and finally we get to see a bit of ‘The Hangover Part II’ via a new teaser trailer.  The clip, just over a minute long, is more hype-up footage than anything, giving away next to no plot.

Does Nicole Richie Have A Huge Zit On Her Chin?  - Pics  —  We spotted Nicole Richie coming out of her gym yesterday.  But instead of carrying her bags as usual, she held up her sweatshirt to her chin and hid her face.  What on earth was she covering up?  We're guessing it was an enormous zit …

Wilson, Marsden eye ‘Loft’ space  —  Anonymous Content remaking Belgian thriller … Patrick Wilson and James Marsden are in talks to star in the indie thriller “Loft,” Anonymous Content's remake of the 2008 Belgian picture.  —  Original helmer Erik Van Looy will return to direct …

First Pics!  Makeup-Free Gwyneth Paltrow Drops Her Phone On The Way To The Gym  —  Ever wonder how Gwyneth Paltrow gets her banging bod?  Probably not, it's pretty obvious: grueling workouts and minimal food.  In the past Gwyneth has advocated eating just one meal a day, not eating for 12 hours …

Alyssa Milano Takes Baby Bump Public—Now About Those Cravings...  Alyssa Milano turned up for last night's Hall Pass premiere packing a few extra pregnancy pounds.  But the actress insists she's craving something healthier than ice cream and pickles.  —  “Broccoli,” she told us.

True Blood Exclusive: Look Who's Returning!  —  You already know that True Blood's upcoming fourth season will feature witches, werewolves and more Nan Flannigan.  But here's what I'm fairly certain you don't know: It'll also mark the return of vampire legend Godric!

Caught in the Act!  —  • A little pick-me-up, perhaps?  Days before news of her possible break-up broke, Glee's Dianna Agron joined costar Lea Michele and a pal for a casual dinner at West Hollywood's Comme Ça, where they dined on oysters.  “They seemed to be having a great time,” a source tells PEOPLE.

PIC: New Mom Penelope Cruz Debuts Amazing Post-Baby Bod  —  Ay caramba!  —  Just a month after giving birth to a baby boy, new mom Penelope Cruz stepped out in Santa Monica on Wednesday — and showed off a truly enviable post-baby figure.  —  Visiting the offices of Hollywood producer Jerry Bruckheimer …

Star Spotting: Lady Gaga Watches ‘American Idiot,’ Smooches Billie Joe Armstrong  —  So, last night Lady Gaga went to the Great White Way to take in a show.  And she apparently opted to skip the possible bodily harm that could have come with watching the controversial staging of “Spider-Man …

Just A Really Awful Guess On Jeopardy  —  It's probably very stressful to go on Jeopardy, but there is no excuse for this.  Here is a clip from an episode that aired this week.  —  Yes, something like “What is What's New Pussy Cat?” or “What is Pussy Galore?” has probably been a correct answer on Jeopardy before.

Us Weekly: Christina Aguilera is a boozehound monster  —  This Us Weekly story should only surprise Christina Aguilera's hardcore defenders, of which there are many, as I recently found out.  I assumed that Christina's drunken shenanigans were pretty obvious to everyone …

Kim Kardashian “in Talks” to Play Mob Wife in Travolta Pic  —  Married to the mob...starring Kim Kardashian!  —  A Hollywood insider tells UsMagazine.com that the reality star, 30, may be adding “movie actress” to her ever-expanding resume.  —  Kardashian is in the running to star …