MTO WORLD EXCLUSIVE: WE GOT THE UNCENSORED RIHANNA-CHRIS BROWN ABUSE PICS!!  (WARNING - VERY GRAPHIC IMAGES)  —  February 24, 2011.  MediaTakeOut.com received the following images from a tipster.  The images show pop SUPERSTAR Rihanna shortly after she was brutally PUNCHED over and over in the face …

Charlie Sheen's ‘Goddess’ — Marijuana Bikini Model  —  Charlie Sheen's new girlfriend — one of his “goddesses” — is a stoned cold fox ... as in, the chick is a marijuana magazine cover model ... TMZ has, um, learned.  —  The chick gripping the bong is Natalie Kenly — aka Natty Baby …

EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS: ‘Teen Mom’ Star Amber Portwood Poses Nude — See The Pics On Radar  —  Amber Portwood let it all hang out and posed nude - and only RadarOnline.com has the exclusive photos!  —  PHOTOS: Amber Portwood Takes It All Off  —  The controversial Teen Mom star posed for the photos …

PICS: Kate Middleton, Prince William Launch a Lifeboat!  —  The world's most famous engaged couple turned up in Trearddur Bay, Wales on Thursday — bearing champagne!  —  On Kate Middleton and Prince William's agenda in their first joint appearance since announcing their engagement last year: To launch and dedicate a lifeboat!

‘American Idol’ Finalist Hospitalized  —  Casey Abrams — one of the top 24 finalists on “American Idol” — was rushed to a hospital moments ago after complaining of severe stomach pains ... TMZ has learned.  —  Sources connected to the show tell us ... 19-year-old Abrams was rehearsing …

David Arquette: I Want to Save My Marriage  —  David Arquette wants to get back together with wife Courteney Cox - but for now, the decision is up to her.  —  “I want her to be happy,” the actor said Thursday on The Oprah Winfrey Show.  “If me being the best person I can be doesn't make her happy …

EXCLUSIVE: Lindsay Lohan Surveillance Video Details Revealed, Pal Distracted Employee From Crime: Source  —  A guy shopping with Lindsay Lohan at the beachside jewelry store in Venice, California, distracted an employee so the Mean Girls star could steal a gold designer necklace …

Warner Bros Remakes ‘The Bodyguard’  —  EXCLUSIVE: Warner Bros is rebooting its 1992 hit The Bodyguard, the film that paired Kevin Costner with Whitney Houston and became for its time one of the biggest global hits in studio history with a $411 million worldwide gross.

‘The Hangover Part II’ Teaser Trailer Arrives [Watch]  —  We've waited patiently, and finally we get to see a bit of ‘The Hangover Part II’ via a new teaser trailer.  The clip, just over a minute long, is more hype-up footage than anything, giving away next to no plot.

Does Nicole Richie Have A Huge Zit On Her Chin?  - Pics  —  We spotted Nicole Richie coming out of her gym yesterday.  But instead of carrying her bags as usual, she held up her sweatshirt to her chin and hid her face.  What on earth was she covering up?  We're guessing it was an enormous zit …

Us Weekly: Christina Aguilera is a boozehound monster  —  This Us Weekly story should only surprise Christina Aguilera's hardcore defenders, of which there are many, as I recently found out.  I assumed that Christina's drunken shenanigans were pretty obvious to everyone …

JC Chasez — SCUMBAG Broke Into My Car!!  —  JC Chasez seems to be a magnet for crime — TMZ has learned the former boy-bander called the cops yesterday after someone broke into his car and stole a bunch of stuff.  —  Law enforcement sources tell us ... Chasez was getting ready to leave …

FIRST LOOK: KELLY OSBOURNE SHOWS SOME SKIN MODELING FOR MADONNA'S MATERIAL GIRL LINE!  —  A few weeks ago we announced that Kelly Osbourne was replacing Taylor Momsen as the face of Madonna and her daughter Lourdes Leon's fashion line for Macy's, Material Girl.  Well, Kelly's ads have premiered and they look absolutely fabulous!

Alyssa Milano Takes Baby Bump Public—Now About Those Cravings...  Alyssa Milano turned up for last night's Hall Pass premiere packing a few extra pregnancy pounds.  But the actress insists she's craving something healthier than ice cream and pickles.  —  “Broccoli,” she told us.

Simon Says: X Factor Is Unlike Any Show You Have Seen - Plus, Audition Sites Revealed  —  Not that he would dare to steal any of American Idol's current thunder, but Simon Cowell appears in a new video touting Fox's The X Factor as a reality competition the likes of which you have never seen.

True Blood Exclusive: Look Who's Returning!  —  You already know that True Blood's upcoming fourth season will feature witches, werewolves and more Nan Flannigan.  But here's what I'm fairly certain you don't know: It'll also mark the return of vampire legend Godric!

Kim Kardashian “in Talks” to Play Mob Wife in Travolta Pic  —  Married to the mob...starring Kim Kardashian!  —  A Hollywood insider tells UsMagazine.com that the reality star, 30, may be adding “movie actress” to her ever-expanding resume.  —  Kardashian is in the running to star …

Caught in the Act!  —  • A little pick-me-up, perhaps?  Days before news of her possible break-up broke, Glee's Dianna Agron joined costar Lea Michele and a pal for a casual dinner at West Hollywood's Comme Ça, where they dined on oysters.  “They seemed to be having a great time,” a source tells PEOPLE.

Drew Barrymore And Her New Boyfriend Have A Belated Birthday Lunch  —  Drew Barrymore turned 36 on Tuesday, and yesterday we spotted the actress and her new boyfriend Will Kopelman sharing a belated birthday lunch at Joan's on Third in West Hollywood.  Kopelman is the son of former Chanel CEO Arie Kopelman …

PIC: New Mom Penelope Cruz Debuts Amazing Post-Baby Bod  —  Ay caramba!  —  Just a month after giving birth to a baby boy, new mom Penelope Cruz stepped out in Santa Monica on Wednesday — and showed off a truly enviable post-baby figure.  —  Visiting the offices of Hollywood producer Jerry Bruckheimer …