Video: Jimmy Fallon Is ‘Winning’ in Charlie Sheen Parody  —  Jimmy Fallon just couldn't resist jumping on the Charlie Sheen bandwagon.  The ‘Late Night With Jimmy Fallon’ host portrayed the troubled actor Wednesday night in a clip for a fake cologne appropriately called Winning.

BRITNEY FOREVER  —  Britney Spears, the sweetest girl who ever emerged from McComb, Mississippi, is once again on a mission to make us dance.  This spring, the greatest pop star of our generation returns with Femme Fatale, a suite of hits destined for good times, late nights, and heavy clubland rotation.

Michaele and Tareq Salahi — the couple that allegedly crashed the White House — will enter the next season of “Celebrity Rehab” ... along with one of the greatest NY Mets players of all time ... TMZ has learned  —  Sources connected to the production tell us ... Dr. Drew will have one hell of a cast for Season 5 ... including:

Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown's daughter photographed snorting coke  —  The National Enquirer is set to publish a big spread in the upcoming issue featuring Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown's daughter Bobbi Kristina, 17, doing lines of cocaine.  The website Hello Beautiful has a preview of that issue, which is out this week.

Paula Abdul Dials 911 to Escape Boyfriend's Car  —  Paula Abdul made a frantic and tearful 911 call during a Valentine's Day drive with a boyfriend — repeatedly screaming, “Drop me off!” ...  and TMZ has obtained the recording.  —  During the call — placed at 4:35 PM on Valentine's Day …

EXCLUSIVE: Lindsay Lohan Official Statement: I Want My Father To Stop Talking About Me  —  Lindsay Lohan has broken her silence about her father's recent behavior, issuing a statement to RadarOnline.com condemning Michael Lohan for talking about her publicly.

Scarlett Johansson & Sean Penn Take Whirlwind Trip to Mexico  —  It was a short getaway, but Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson made the most of it.  —  The pair left on a private jet from Van Nuys airport Tuesday morning, then were spotted having dinner in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, that night, according to sources.

EXCLUSIVE: Kim Kardashian Vows To Keep New Relationship ‘Out Of The Spotlight’  —  When you are a mega-successful reality star and celebrity icon it's difficult to keep your love life private, but that's just what Kim Kardashian is vowing to do.  —  EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS: Kim Kardashian Rocks Some New Denim

Gotta Hand It To Zac  —  National Enquirer (March 14, 2011) claims Zac Efron has been spotted hand-holding with a dude at an NBA party at the W in L.A. on February 18: … The article claims that “Zanessa” are clearly not together, but are clearly still friendly.  —  Full article after the jump...

‘Hunger Games’ search heats up with Lawrence  —  Jennifer Lawrence, Hailee Steinfeld, Abigail Breslin vie for lead … With the Oscars over, two of this year's up-and-coming nominees are being considered for the hottest female role available at the moment: the lead in “Hunger Games.”

Jay-Z Worried About Rihanna's Deteriorating Health Due to Punishing Schedule  —  When Rihanna performed at the NBA All-Star Game last month, it was apparent her typically stellar vocals were a bit on the weak side, as the singer was reportedly suffering from a bout with bronchitis.

Exclusive: Dual Hobbit Film Titles Revealed?  —  Ringer Spy Mr. Underbelly monitors movie titles that are registered by major film studios.  Mr. Underbelly noticed that New Line has recently registered the following two film titles:  —  The Hobbit: There and Back Again  —  and...

Lady GaGa makes catwalk debut in Paris  —  Lady GaGa has made her catwalk debut at Paris Fashion Week.  —  The ‘Born This Way’ singer made her appearance on the runway halfway through Mugler's womenswear fashion show, held at a gym on Wednesday.  —  The star, who arrived …

Brooke Claims Charlie Sheen Sent Anti-Semitic Text  —  Brooke Mueller claims Charlie Sheen recently sent her a scathing, anti-Semitic text about his manager, saying “I must execute mark b [Mark Burg] like the stoopid jew pig that he is.”  —  Sources say Charlie sent the text last week, after firing Mark ... but before rehiring him.

Rihanna Poses Naked To Help Celebrate Nivea's 100 Year Anniversary  —  Nivea has announced that Rihanna will be the spokesmodel for their “100 Years Skincare For Life” campaign, and the cosmetics company will serve as a sponsor of Rihanna's world tour, which kicks off in May.

Selena Gomez Didn't Get Punched By a Justin Bieber Fan, Says Rep  —  Selena Gomez has received online threats from fans who adore her boyfriend, Justin Bieber, but have haters taken things a step further?  —  Rumors started on Twitter Wednesday that Gomez, 18, had been punched by a fan …

Holly Madison Unretouched In A Bikini, Talking Weight Gain (PHOTO)  —  Holly Madison has allowed unretouched bikini pics of herself to be published in Life & Style, and she tells the magazine how she felt when the producers of ‘Peep Show’ told her to lose weight.

EXCLUSIVE: Teen Mom's Jenelle: Handing Over Son Was Right Thing to Do  —  After a bitter custody war with her mother, Teen Mom 2's Jenelle Evans now knows handing over her 19-month-old son, Jace, was the right move.  —  “When he is older, I will tell him I was really young and I couldn't put …

Ken Starr, accountant to the stars, sentenced to 7 1/2 years for $30 million Ponzi scheme  —  Crooked accountant Ken Starr, whose clients once included actress Uma Thurman and Oscar-winner Natalie Portman, was sentenced Wednesday to 71/2 years in prison for a $30 million Ponzi scam.

The Official Royal Wedding Web Site Is Launched  —  Start clicking: Prince William and fiancée Kate Middleton are set to reveal details of the bride-to-be's wedding dress on their newly launched Web site, which aims to celebrate all aspects of their upcoming nuptials.