Brooke Claims Charlie Sheen Sent Anti-Semitic Text  —  Brooke Mueller claims Charlie Sheen recently sent her a scathing, anti-Semitic text about his manager, saying “I must execute mark b [Mark Burg] like the stoopid jew pig that he is.”  —  Sources say Charlie sent the text last week, after firing Mark ... but before rehiring him.

Michaele and Tareq Salahi — the couple that allegedly crashed the White House — will enter the next season of “Celebrity Rehab” ... along with one of the greatest NY Mets players of all time ... TMZ has learned  —  Sources connected to the production tell us ... Dr. Drew will have one hell of a cast for Season 5 ... including:

Scarlett Johansson & Sean Penn Take Whirlwind Trip to Mexico  —  It was a short getaway, but Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson made the most of it.  —  The pair left on a private jet from Van Nuys airport Tuesday morning, then were spotted having dinner in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, that night, according to sources.

Snooki Discusses Smushing and the Stress of ‘Jersey Shore’ in Rolling Stone Cover Story  —  'We can't have cellphones, TV, radio or the Internet.  There's no normalcy.  It's just like prison, with cameras'  —  By  —  Watch video of Snooki's Rolling Stone cover shoot with Mark Seliger below.

Charlie Sheen Offends The Warlocks  —  A coven of real-life warlocks are BOILING at Charlie Sheen — claiming the actor's constant use of the W-word is disrespectful to the entire male-witch community ... TMZ has learned.  —  After Sheen declared himself a “Vatican assassin warlock” …

WORLD PREMIERE: Listen to Kim Kardashian's Debut Single “Jam” [AUDIO]  —  Kim Kardashian joined us in studio with sister Kourtney Kardashian to premiere her single “Jam” Wednesday morning on “On Air with Ryan Seacrest” as well as dish about current boyfriend and Nets player, Kris Humphries.

Serena Williams Suffers Pulmonary Embolism  —  Serena Williams looked stunning at Sunday night's Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party - but, privately, the tennis ace was struggling with a serious health scare that took a dramatic turn on Monday.

Justin Bieber is a Badass Now  —  Obviously someone's been staying up past his bedtime watching The Winner stick it to the man, because here's the now-former Child Messiah Justin Bieber embracing the Dark Side and flipping off the paparazzi while celebrating his 17th birthday last night with Selena Gomez who looks just so, so thrilled.

Keith Richards' Fashion Model Daughter — ARRESTED  —  Keith Richards' 25-year-old daughter was arrested last night — after the famous fashion model allegedly defaced public property ... while in possession of marijuana and a controlled substance ... TMZ has learned.

Angelina Jolie Calls For Greater Focus On Reintegrating Afghan Refugees  —  UNHCR/J.Tanner Actress slash political activist Angelina Jolie - a United Nations Goodwill Ambassador for refugees - is currently in Kabul, Afghanistan calling for more focus on reintegrating the former Afghan refugees.

Official: Christina Aguilera joins NBC's ‘The Voice’  —  Christina Aguilera is coming to NBC.  —  The five-time Grammy winner has signed on as a coach/judge on Mark Burnett's singing competition series The Voice.  —  Celebrity singers fill three spots on the judging panel so far, with Xtina joining Cee Lo Green and Adam Levine.

Zsa Zsa Gabor Rushed to Hospital  —  Los Angeles - A publicist says Zsa Zsa Gabor is being taken to a hospital by ambulance because there is no blood flow in her left leg.  —  Publicist John Blanchette said Wednesday that doctors ordered the ailing 94-year-old actress to go to UCLA Medical Center because of the problem.

Disney Teaming Toy Story Tandem Tom Hanks And Tim Allen For ‘Jungle Cruise’  —  EXCLUSIVE: After Toy Story 3 cracked the billion dollar worldwide gross mark and got a Best Picture nomination for Disney, I'm told the studio is making moves to pair stars Tom Hanks and Tim Allen in Jungle Cruise …

John Galliano apologizes for behavior  —  John Galliano has issued an apology in the wake of recent allegations surrounding his behaviour.  —  The designer was fired by Christian Dior this week after a video emerged in which he allegedly was seen making anti-Semitic comments.

Alison Brie joins Apatow's ‘Five-Year Engagement’  —  The ‘Community’ and ‘Mad Men’ star will play Emily Blunt's sister  —  Alison Brie is joining Judd Apatow's “Five-Year Engagement” for Universal and will portray the younger sister to Emily Blunt's character.

Jessica Simpson Is a ‘Frontrunner’ to Judge The X Factor  —  Although buzz about which celebrities could join Simon Cowell's new show The X Factor is already going strong, a new name has been added to the mix.  Jessica Simpson is a frontrunner to become one of the judges alongside Cowell, a show insider tells PEOPLE.

Warner Bros Sets Diane Lane For Superman's Adopted Mother, Martha Kent  —  Warner Bros. Pictures and Legendary Pictures announced today that Oscar®-nominated actress Diane Lane will play Martha Kent, the only mother Clark Kent has ever known, in the new Superman movie to be directed by Zack Snyder.

Whitney Houston's Daughter Photographed Allegedly Snorting Cocaine!!!!  —  NOT COOL.  —  It's so sad to see someone following in their parents' footsteps when it comes to terrible behavior.  —  Apparently, Whitney Houston's daughter, Bobbi Kristina, has been doing copious amounts of drugs, according to the National Enquirer.

Justin Bieber's Hair Sells for $40,668 on eBay  —  Records, nail polish, movie tickets, hair: it's official, Justin Bieber can sell anything.  A lock of his freshly-chopped tresses, which he'd gifted to Ellen DeGeneres in a signed box the day after his much-buzzed-about cut …