Mike and Kelly wed in secret  —  Funnyman Mike Myers has secretly married his longtime girlfriend, Kelly Tisdale, in a private ceremony here, Page Six has learned.  The famously low-key “Austin Powers” star and Tisdale were wed five months ago in a “beautiful” ceremony, confirmed a rep for Myers.

Mueller's Sheen drama will feature on Hilton show  —  The other side of Charlie Sheen's custody battle with his estranged wife Brooke Mueller is set to feature on Paris Hilton's new reality TV show.  —  The socialite has revealed her show is still filming and her friend Mueller's battle to keep her twin sons will feature prominently.

Mike Huckabee Slams Natalie Portman For ‘Child Out Of Wedlock’ … Mike Huckabee was not celebrating for Natalie Portman as she accepted her Best Actress Oscar on Sunday night — he was passing moral judgments.  —  During her speech, Portman thanked “Black Swan” co-star turned fiance Benjamin Millepied for …

Julianne Hough to Star Opposite Tom Cruise in ‘Rock of Ages’ … Former Dancing With the Stars pro Julianne Hough is in final negotiations to star alongside Tom Cruise in Rock of Ages, New Line's adaptation of the hit Broadway musical.  —  Adam Shankman is directing from a script by Chris D'Arienzo.

Lindsay Lohan Is Talking Plea Bargain  —  Lindsay Lohan's lawyer and the prosecutor have been trying to hammer out a plea bargain but have hit a wall, so now they're having a powwow with the judge to break the stalemate.  —  Sources connected to the case tell TMZ ... Shawn Holley has been speaking …

Denise Richards: Charlie's Too Risky for Our Kids  —  Denise Richards will not let her two kids near Charlie Sheen because she thinks it's just too risky ... sources tell TMZ.  —  Denise, we're told, is “disgusted” with Charlie and the way he's living, and believes he would put 6-year-old Sam and 5-year-old Lola at risk.

Miley Cyrus: I Miss Hannah Montana  —  Perhaps Billy Ray Cyrus thinks Hannah Montana was damaging to his family, but his daughter Miley Cyrus - when pushed - admits she has no regrets about doing the Disney show that shot her to stardom.  —  Miley, 18, fumbled with the topic when it arose …

Britney Spears Talks New Album, Toned Boyfriend & Upcoming Tour [AUDIO]  —  Under a month away from the highly-anticipated release of her seventh studio album Femme Fatale, pop princess Britney Spears visited “On Air with Ryan Seacrest” Friday to give her first radio interview about the record which drops March 29.

Courtney Love to Pay $430,000 to Settle Twitter Defamation Case (Exclusive)  —  Rocker Courtney Love has settled the lawsuit brought against her by a fashion designer who claims she was defamed in a series of messages posted on Twitter.  The settlement with Dawn Simorangkir (aka the …

Penelope Cruz hates her brother's “fame-hungry, B-list” girlfriend, Eva Longoria  —  As we reported in January, just a short time after Eva Longoria's divorce drama, she began hooking up with Eduardo Cruz, the younger brother of Penelope Cruz.  Eduardo is 25, I think, and Eva turns 36 years old this month.

American Idol Contestant Chris Medina Given An Amazing Gift!  —  What an incredible gesture by all!  This will change their lives for sure!  —  If you've been watching American Idol this season, you know about Chris Medina and his heartbreaking story all too well.

Kirstie Alley Wants To Use Dancing With The Stars As A Weight Loss Plan - Pics  —  Yoyo dieter Kirstie Alley is trying to lose weight.  Again.  And Alley likes to get paid for shedding lbs so instead of going with Jenny Craig, she opted to go on Dancing with the Stars.

What Should Prince William Do About His Hair?  —  When it comes to their hair, Prince William and Prince Harry both have had great senses of humor.  A year ago when the brothers had their official portrait unveiled, Harry even joked “I'm a little bit more ginger in there than I am in real life …

EXCLUSIVE VIDEO: Taylor Swift's Fling With Chord Overstreet Heats Up!  —  Taylor Swift isn't afraid to make the first move.  —  Before the Nashville resident, 21, hit an L.A. Kings NHL home game with Chord Overstreet, 22, she was introduced to the Glee star through his musician brother, Nash.

Ashlee Simpson and Travis Barker are hooking up  —  This week's Star Magazine has a quick blurb about Ashlee Simpson and Travis Barker hooking up now that Ashlee is single, having abruptly dumped her husband of nearly three years, Pete Wentz.  For Ashlee's sake I hope this isn't true, but she's no prize either:

ESCANDALO: Zac Efron Caught Holding Hands With A Guy  —  That is the National Enquirer's headline, but they underlined, bolded and leaned the “with a guy” part for maximum dramatic effect.  You know, it feels like Miss Benita is whispering this into your ear while waiting in the line for the bathroom at church.