Denise Richards: Charlie's Too Risky for Our Kids  —  Denise Richards will not let her two kids near Charlie Sheen because she thinks it's just too risky ... sources tell TMZ.  —  Denise, we're told, is “disgusted” with Charlie and the way he's living, and believes he would put 6-year-old Sam and 5-year-old Lola at risk.

Mike and Kelly wed in secret  —  Funnyman Mike Myers has secretly married his longtime girlfriend, Kelly Tisdale, in a private ceremony here, Page Six has learned.  The famously low-key “Austin Powers” star and Tisdale were wed five months ago in a “beautiful” ceremony, confirmed a rep for Myers.

David Arquette in Head-On Car Accident  —  David Arquette was just involved in a head-on collision and he's injured ... TMZ has learned.  —  David was driving in West Hollywood just a few minutes ago ... when his car veered into oncoming traffic.  —  David is lying on the ground right now …

Huckabee Attacks Natalie Portman For Glamorizing “Out Of Wedlock Births”  —  In a radio appearance on Monday, Mike Huckabee attacked actress Natalie Portman for having a child “out of wedlock.”  Huckabee said that it's “troubling” to see people like “Natalie Portman or some other Hollywood starlet …

Lindsay Lohan Is Talking Plea Bargain  —  Lindsay Lohan's lawyer and the prosecutor have been trying to hammer out a plea bargain but have hit a wall, so now they're having a powwow with the judge to break the stalemate.  —  Sources connected to the case tell TMZ ... Shawn Holley has been speaking …

Britney Spears Talks New Album, Toned Boyfriend & Upcoming Tour [AUDIO]  —  Under a month away from the highly-anticipated release of her seventh studio album Femme Fatale, pop princess Britney Spears visited “On Air with Ryan Seacrest” Friday to give her first radio interview about the record which drops March 29.

Kirstie Alley Wants To Use Dancing With The Stars As A Weight Loss Plan - Pics  —  Yoyo dieter Kirstie Alley is trying to lose weight.  Again.  And Alley likes to get paid for shedding lbs so instead of going with Jenny Craig, she opted to go on Dancing with the Stars.

Julianne Hough to Star Opposite Tom Cruise in ‘Rock of Ages’ … Former Dancing With the Stars pro Julianne Hough is in final negotiations to star alongside Tom Cruise in Rock of Ages, New Line's adaptation of the hit Broadway musical.  —  Adam Shankman is directing from a script by Chris D'Arienzo.

Pics - Miley Cyrus Is Obsessed With Mustaches.  Hipsters & Cowboys All Over The World Rejoice  —  We caught up with Miley Cyrus last night after her interview with Jimmy Fallon and post interview dinner at Tao.  One thing that is true for all celebrities is that whenever they do something, anything, they go out and celebrate.

Cary Elwes Joins NBC's ‘Wonder Woman’  —  EXCLUSIVE: Cary Elwes is set to co-star opposite Adrienne Palicki in David E. Kelley's Wonder Woman reboot for NBC.  The project stars Palicki as comic book heroine Wonder Woman/Diana Themyscira/Diana Prince, who is a successful corporate executive working …

Video: Lady Gaga Performs ‘Born This Way’ With YouTube Star  —  It was a performance of a lifetime for YouTube star Maria Aragon Thursday night.  The 10-year-old singer joined Lady Gaga on stage at her concert in Toronto to perform ‘Born This Way’ live in front of thousands of people.

Audrina Patridge's New Reality Show to Debut in April  —  Audrina Patridge is going from “Unwritten” to “Uncharted.”  —  In an exclusive promo for her new VH1 reality show, Audrina, which will premiere April 17 (9 p.m. ET), the former Dancing with the Stars contestant is leaving the Hills behind …

X17 EXCLUSIVE - Heidi Montag Joins Celebrity Rehab Season 5  —  Heidi Montag has officially signed on to season five of Dr. Drew's Celebrity Rehab, X17online has learned exclusively.  While it was reported the reality star was in talks to appear on the show for her addiction to pain pills …

Amy Winehouse Banged Russell Brand's Dad.  No, Really.  —  And welcome to the most random news item of the day.  —  Here's Amy Winehouse and Russell Brand's dad Ron leaving a bar in London last night before riding off together in the back seat of a car.  I've doing my best not to picture …

Ashlee Simpson and Travis Barker are hooking up  —  This week's Star Magazine has a quick blurb about Ashlee Simpson and Travis Barker hooking up now that Ashlee is single, having abruptly dumped her husband of nearly three years, Pete Wentz.  For Ashlee's sake I hope this isn't true, but she's no prize either: