New Charlie Sheen Texts: ‘The Beast Is Alive’  —  Now officially fired from Two and a Half Men as of Monday, Charlie Sheen is gearing up for his confrontation with Warner Bros.  —  In a text to PEOPLE, Sheen writes: “Put yourself in my shoes for one warlock nanosecond.  At some point there is nothing to say.

EXCLUSIVE NEW VIDEO: Lindsay Lohan Surveillance Footage  —  We've already brought you the revealing photos of Lindsay Lohan shopping at the Venice, CA jewelry store trying on the $2,500 necklace in connection with the reportedly stolen goods and now we bring you the exclusive video!

Pete Wentz and Ashlee — Custody Battle Underway  —  Pete Wentz does NOT want his soon-to-be-ex wife Ashlee Simpson to get primary physical custody of their 2-year-old son Bronx — as she's requested — and now he's taking her on in court ... TMZ has learned.

Royal couple visit NI in run-up to April wedding  —  Pancake Power: Kate Middleton at Belfast's City Hall  —  Smiling royal bride-to-be Kate Middleton tossed a pancake in the centre of Belfast on Tuesday.  —  She flipped it up in the air outside City Hall as several people cheered and wished her well for her wedding day next month.

Gary Busey — Cracked Out on Stripper Pole  —  Gary Busey has finally bottomed out — not only did he hit the stripper pole during a “Celebrity Apprentice” cast party in Vegas Sunday night ... he nearly lost his pants in the process.  —  It all went down at Surrender nightclub at the Encore …

Suri Cruise, Nearly 5, Will Use a Pacifier as Long as She Wants  —  The Cruise family is no stranger to controversy when it comes to their trendsetting daughter, Suri.  In the past two years, critics have analyzed her love of high heels, quirky dresses and lipstick and now she's been spotted in Vancouver with a pacifier in her mouth.

‘That kind of thing changes a person’: Lily Allen opens up about her tragic baby loss in a revealing new documentary  —  She has shunned the spotlight and kept quiet since tragically losing her baby late last year.  —  But Lily Allen has opened up about her second miscarriage during a revealing Channel 4 documentary Riches To Rags.

A new Lara Croft and ‘Tomb Raider’ reboot in the works — farewell, Angelina Jolie  —  Someone will have big shorts to fill.  Well, actually, they're tiny shorts, but we're speaking metaphorically here.  —  Producer Graham King (The Departed, The Town) announced today that his company GK Films …

Lady Gaga Threatens Breast Milk Ice Cream Makers With Lawsuit  —  Lady Gaga is threatening to sue The Icecreamists, the Central London ice cream parlor, that used part of her name to sell their human breast milk-derived frozen treat.  —  The Icecreamists have gained some publicity since premiering …

Kate Winslet Debuts Chopped and Bleached Hairstyle  —  Kate Winslet debuted a choppy short hairstyle on the cover of the April issue of British Vogue, the shock value of which is accentuated by the bright bleached-blond color — a major change from the auburn to honey spectrum Winslet typically maintains.

Sheen's Korner — The Disturbing New Rant  —  His hair was a mess ... he couldn't sit still ... his rantings were more maniacal than ever ... but still, Charlie Sheen got in front of his webcam for a very disturbing edition of Sheen's Korner last night.  —  When he wasn't burying his head …

Rapper Waka Flocka Flame Strips Down for PETA  —  Waka Flocka Flame joins the ranks of celebrities like Taraji P. Henson, Alicia Silverstone, Olivia Munn and countless others who have shed their clothes for PETA.  Wearing nothing but strategically placed bling, Flame shows off his tattoos and little else in his “Ink, Not Mink” ad.

Bravotv.com Exclusive!  The Real Housewives of NYC Return April 7th  —  New Housewife, Cindy, joins Alex, Jill, Kelly, LuAnn, Ramona, and Sonja for Season 4.  —  The apples of our eye, The Real Housewives of New York City, are coming back to us!  —  The Manhattan (and Brooklyn) ladies will premiere on Thursday, April 7, at 10/9c.