New Charlie Sheen Texts: ‘The Beast Is Alive’  —  Now officially fired from Two and a Half Men as of Monday, Charlie Sheen is gearing up for his confrontation with Warner Bros.  —  In a text to PEOPLE, Sheen writes: “Put yourself in my shoes for one warlock nanosecond.  At some point there is nothing to say.

Charlie Sheen: I Have a Michael J. Fox Clause!  —  Charlie Sheen's people claim ... if Warner Bros. replaces Charlie Sheen and keeps producing “Two and a Half Men” — Charlie keeps drawing a paycheck.  —  Sources connected with Charlie tell us ... Charlie has what they call a “Michael J. Fox” clause in his contract.

Charlie Sheen's Machete—Explained!  —  Sometimes, it's best not to go looking too hard for the reasons behind Charlie Sheen's bizarre behavior.  And other times, you can't help but do anything else.  Especially when he decided to celebrate his firing yesterday by jumping on a roof and waving a machete around.

Charlie Sheen On Two and a Half Men Co-Star Jon Cryer: “He's A Traitor, A Turncoat, A Troll”  —  Charlie Sheen has a new target: Two and a Half Men co-star Jon Cryer.  “Jon has not called me,” the out-of-work actor complained to Eonline.  He's a turncoat, a traitor, a troll.  Clearly he's a troll," said Sheen. "

EXCLUSIVE NEW VIDEO: Lindsay Lohan Surveillance Footage  —  We've already brought you the revealing photos of Lindsay Lohan shopping at the Venice, CA jewelry store trying on the $2,500 necklace in connection with the reportedly stolen goods and now we bring you the exclusive video!

‘The Real Housewives of New York City’ finally has a premiere date!  —  Break out the champagne, because a celebration is in order: Bravo has just announced that Season 4 of The Real Housewives of New York City is set to premiere on April 7.  After a long, cold winter brightened only slightly …