New Charlie Sheen Texts: ‘The Beast Is Alive’  —  Now officially fired from Two and a Half Men as of Monday, Charlie Sheen is gearing up for his confrontation with Warner Bros.  —  In a text to PEOPLE, Sheen writes: “Put yourself in my shoes for one warlock nanosecond.  At some point there is nothing to say.

Lohan to Sue Jewelry Store Over Surveillance Tape  —  Lindsay Lohan is preparing to sue Kamofie & Company jewelry store — claiming they had no right to cash in from the sale of the infamous surveillance tape ... because Lindsay never gave them the right to use her image for profit ... TMZ has learned.

Pete Wentz and Ashlee — Custody Battle Underway  —  Pete Wentz does NOT want his soon-to-be-ex wife Ashlee Simpson to get primary physical custody of their 2-year-old son Bronx — as she's requested — and now he's taking her on in court ... TMZ has learned.

Gary Busey — Cracked Out on Stripper Pole  —  Gary Busey has finally bottomed out — not only did he hit the stripper pole during a “Celebrity Apprentice” cast party in Vegas Sunday night ... he nearly lost his pants in the process.  —  It all went down at Surrender nightclub at the Encore …

Suri Cruise, Nearly 5, Will Use a Pacifier as Long as She Wants  —  The Cruise family is no stranger to controversy when it comes to their trendsetting daughter, Suri.  In the past two years, critics have analyzed her love of high heels, quirky dresses and lipstick and now she's been spotted in Vancouver with a pacifier in her mouth.

‘That kind of thing changes a person’: Lily Allen opens up about her tragic baby loss in a revealing new documentary  —  She has shunned the spotlight and kept quiet since tragically losing her baby late last year.  —  But Lily Allen has opened up about her second miscarriage during a revealing Channel 4 documentary Riches To Rags.

Bravotv.com Exclusive!  The Real Housewives of NYC Return April 7th  —  New Housewife, Cindy, joins Alex, Jill, Kelly, LuAnn, Ramona, and Sonja for Season 4.  —  The apples of our eye, The Real Housewives of New York City, are coming back to us!  —  The Manhattan (and Brooklyn) ladies will premiere on Thursday, April 7, at 10/9c.

A new Lara Croft and ‘Tomb Raider’ reboot in the works — farewell, Angelina Jolie  —  Someone will have big shorts to fill.  Well, actually, they're tiny shorts, but we're speaking metaphorically here.  —  Producer Graham King (The Departed, The Town) announced today that his company GK Films …

Royal couple visit NI in run-up to April wedding  —  Pancake Power: Kate Middleton at Belfast's City Hall  —  Smiling royal bride-to-be Kate Middleton tossed a pancake in the centre of Belfast on Tuesday.  —  She flipped it up in the air outside City Hall as several people cheered and wished her well for her wedding day next month.

Lady Gaga Threatens Breast Milk Ice Cream Makers With Lawsuit  —  Lady Gaga is threatening to sue The Icecreamists, the Central London ice cream parlor, that used part of her name to sell their human breast milk-derived frozen treat.  —  The Icecreamists have gained some publicity since premiering …

Isaiah Mustafa Declares He's Single  —  Congratulations, ladies: There's still a chance to date the Old Spice guy.  —  “I am single,” Isaiah Mustafa tells PEOPLE.  “I like hanging out with people.”  —  As a result of being so outgoing, Mustafa, 37, said Monday at Cosmopolitan's Fun Fearless Male …

Evelyn Lozada — I'm QUITTING ‘Basketball Wives’  —  “Basketball Wives” star Evelyn Lozada claims she was stabbed in the back by producers and wants to leave the show for good ... TMZ has learned.  —  Sources close to the reality star tell us ... Evelyn feels producers violated her trust …

Sheen's Korner — The Disturbing New Rant  —  His hair was a mess ... he couldn't sit still ... his rantings were more maniacal than ever ... but still, Charlie Sheen got in front of his webcam for a very disturbing edition of Sheen's Korner last night.  —  When he wasn't burying his head …