Pregnant Jewel Involved in NASTY Two-Car Crash  —  Jewel — who announced she was pregnant two months ago — was involved in a two-car collision this morning in Texas ... but thankfully, we're told the singer — and her baby — are doing fine.  —  Sources at the scene tell TMZ …

Taylor Lautner & Kristen Stewart Evacuated in Tsunami Warning  —  With Hawaii and the North American West Coast placed on tsunami advisories early Friday after an 8.9-magnitude earthquake struck in Japan, the Vancouver Island beach area in British Columbia where Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart …

Jon Cryer to Charlie Sheen: ‘I Really Am a Troll’  —  ‘Two and a Half Men’ star Jon Cryer appeared on ‘Conan’ Thursday night to respond to Charlie Sheen's ridiculous claims that he's a troll.  But instead of disputing the statement, Cryer delivered an emotional “confession”: He really is a troll.

D.A. Will Charge Mel With Simple Misdemeanor Battery  —  Mel Gibson will be charged this morning with simple misdemeanor battery .... not felony domestic violence ... sources connected with the D.A. tell TMZ.  —  TMZ broke the story ... Mel has cut a deal, in which he will plead no contest to the misdemeanor battery charge.

Olivia Wilde Files for Divorce  —  Olivia Wilde has filed for divorce ... TMZ has learned.  —  Wilde filed the papers last week in L.A. County Superior Court — citing “irreconcilable differences” as the reason for the divorce.  —  The 27-year-old “House” actress and her husband Tao Ruspoli have been married for eight years.

Casey Abrams Undergoes Blood Transfusions  —  At a time when he would surely like to be focused on singing, American Idol contestant Casey Abrams is dealing with a health scare.  —  The singer, who was absent from Thursday's elimination show, has ulcerative colitis, a source tells PEOPLE.

Lindsay Probation Report Would Destroy Her  —  TMZ has learned ... the L.A. County Probation Department report on Lindsay Lohan is so blistering, it could land her in prison if she's convicted of felony grand theft.  —  Multiple sources familiar with the probation report tell TMZ …

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel split up after ‘very awkward surprise birthday party’  —  Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have have separated after more than four years together.  —  And MailOnline has learnt exclusively that the couple's separation comes following a very awkward birthday party.

Katherine Heigl Sports New Androgynous 'Do  —  It looks like Hollywood is taking the “less is more” adage to the extreme, as of late.  From Kate Winslet to Jennifer Aniston (and even Justin Bieber), everyone in showbiz seems to be taking their hair to new heights.

VIDEO: REPORT: Lindsay Lohan Pulled Over By Cop — Hours After Her Court Hearing!  —  Are you kidding me?!?  —  Only a few hours after Lindsay Lohan left the Airport Courthouse in Los Angeles for her felony grand theft hearing, the actress was (allegedly) pulled over by police for running a stop sign, according to the news agency X17.

Jay Baruchel & Alison Pill Are Engaged  —  Looks like another match made in moviemaking heaven: Canadian actors Jay Baruchel and Alison Pill are engaged.  —  Baruchel, who has appeared in Million Dollar Baby and Tropic Thunder, popped the question over the holidays, reports ET Canada.

Eddie Cibrian To Play The Lead In ‘Playboy’  —  EXCLUSIVE: The lead in the NBC drama pilot Playboy is being recast.  Third Watch alum Eddie Cibrian has been tapped for the role, replacing Jeff Hephner, who landed the part last week after a marathon of auditions.  The decision was made after the pilot's table read.

David Beckham Announces He And Victoria Are Expecting Their First Daughter!!!  —  Hooray!!!  Finally!!!  A little lady is joining the Beckham boys!  —  A source reveals exclusively to PerezHilton.com that David and Victoria Beckham are having a baby girl!  This will be the couple's fourth child, but first daughter!

AUDIO: Jersey Shore's Angelina: The Situation Is ‘In The Closet’ & Snooki Is ‘Drunk’ And ‘Fat’  —  Angelina Pivarnick is no longer on the Jersey Shore, but she's still fighting a war of words with her old cast mates, and RadarOnline.com has an audio clip of her most recent radio interview where she rips both The Situation and Snooki.

John Travolta's Baby Will Destroy Us All  —  At only two months old, John Travolta and Kelly Preston's new baby Ben was already flying planes back in January.  Since then he's taught himself the piano and will probably move on to advanced military strategies if I'm reading this right.  Extra reports:

Ryan Steps Out With His Golden Goddess Julianne  —  Ryan Seacrest and girlfriend Julianne Hough looked so in love after a romantic dinner at Ago Restaurant in Beverly Hills.  The American Idol host and the gorgeous Footloose actress were all smiles for the cameras.

Martha Stewart Is a Grandma!  —  Martha Stewart's only child, Alexis, has welcomed a daughter of her own  —  The baby girl, Jude, was born via gestational carrier on Tuesday.  —  Though the entertaining guru is surely glad to have a granddaughter, don't expect her to be a typical grandmother.

Sitch bombs at Trump roast  —  Comedy Central writers who worked on Donald Trump's roast were so worried that Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino would mess up his jokes that they spelled House Speaker John Boehner's name phonetically on his autocue as “BAYNER” — so the “Jersey Shore” star wouldn't say, “Boner.”