EXCLUSIVE: CBS Wants Charlie Sheen Back  —  CBS wants Charlie Sheen back on its Two and a Half Men, and they want him back now, RadarOnline.com can is reporting exclusively.  —  PHOTOS: Charlie Sheen Introduces His ‘Winning’ Recipes  —  The top exec at the Eye network is ready, willing …

Bruce Vilanch on James Franco's Oscar Stint: 'He Didn't Get There'  —  Longtime Oscar writer Bruce Vilanch isn't one to mince words about awards-show hosts, so when we caught up with him last night at the premiere of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, we had to ask him about James Franco and Anne Hathaway …

Sammy Hagar Admits Alien Abduction  —  In some ways, the new Sammy Hagar memoir, Red: My Uncensored Life in Rock, is exactly what you'd expect from a Sammy Hagar memoir.  It has sex, drugs and rock ‘n’ roll; although the drugs are mostly consumed by other people, the sex mostly takes place …

EXCLUSIVE: Tiger Woods' New Girlfriend Just Isn't That Into Him  —  Tiger Woods has been seeing 22-year-old Alyse Lahti Johnston, but the beautiful blonde told a friend she's only interested in one thing from the golfing superstar — a good time!  —  PHOTOS: Alyse Lahti Johnston Is Tiger Woods' New Girlfriend

Kate Walsh In ‘More’: ‘I Feel Like A Loser’ For Not Having Kids … ‘Private Practice’ star Kate Walsh opens up in the April issue of More magazine about her nasty divorce, her career and getting older.  Walsh, 43, split from her film executive husband Alex Young in late 2008 after just over a year …

‘Bachelor’ Brad to the Rescue in 911 Emergency  —  Brad Womack — who just selected his new fiancee on “The Bachelor” — called 911 this morning after witnessing a man having a panic attack in a park near his Texas home ... TMZ has learned.  —  A rep from Austin-Travis County EMS originally told us …

“Smokin' Hot” Renee Zellweger Parties After Bradley Cooper Split  —  Looking good is the best revenge — just ask Renee Zellweger.  —  Days after splitting with her boyfriend of nearly two years, Bradley Cooper, the 41-year-old actress put her best foot forward when she attended …

Holly Madison Breaks Up With Twitter Boyfriend—What Went Wrong?  —  Holly Madison's just stopped following Jack Barakat—in real life.  —  Tthe Holly's World star and the rocker, who hooked up on Twitter, have split following a short-lived affair.  —  “I can confirm Holly and Jack are no longer dating,” Holly's rep told E! News.

Natalie Portman Has Leaked Photos Now  —  Apparently the hackers who've recently leaked photos of Vanessa Hudgens, Renee Olstead and Scarlett Johansson, also went after Natalie Portman, according to TMZ: … It's Taylor Momsen.  There's no way someone who constantly one-ups Miley Cyrus …

Joseph Gordon Levitt joins ‘Dark Knight Rises’... but not as Falcone  —  Joseph Gordon-Levitt, long-rumored to be joining his Inception brethren in The Dark Knight Rises, will appear in director Christopher Nolan's third Batman film.  But a source close to the situation says that recent reports …

THE ROYAL PEEK: MASHONDA  —  Sure, R&B songstress and reality television star Mashonda is single.  But you have to do a whole lot more in order to get her ready to mingle.  Just don't blink first.  —  KING: Can you explain the “Loyalty” tattoo on your hand?  —  MASHONDA: I got it a year after everything started going downhill.

Bam Margera — K.O.'d In Bloody Texas Hotel Fight  —  “Jackass” star Bam Margera was knocked out cold after getting into a fight on the 11th floor of a Texas hotel last week ... TMZ has learned.  —  Bam tells TMZ ... he was at the SXSW festival late Thursday night, walking through a crowd …

‘Thrilled’ Mel B reveals her third pregnancy exclusively to HELLO!  —  Former bandmates Victoria Beckham and Emma Bunton are well into their pregnancies.  —  And now Mel B becomes the latest Spice Girl celebrating baby news.  —  She revealed that she's expecting with husband Stephen Belafonte in an exclusive interview with HELLO!

Paris/Bruno D.A. Allegedly Scored Coke 4X a Week  —  The deputy D.A. who prosecuted Paris Hilton and Bruno Mars scored coke 3 to 4 times a week in the crack den of Las Vegas ... this according to the police report obtained by TMZ, and we've learned he's been locked out of his office and is about to get fired.

Your son's gay?  Get drunk.  —  (click ad, via) At least he's not drinking your Cachaça Magnifica and watching the porn version, Bareback Mountain.  To test your son's heterosexuality, Brazilian Dad, show him this American Cachaça ad with a Brazilian woman's bare ass (nsfw) and look for the bulge in his shorts.

Kendra Wilkinson Puts Husband on Diaper Duty to Dance  —  For Kendra Wilkinson, Monday night's Dancing With the Stars premiere means more than just the start of the new season.  It means she will officially bequeath diaper duty for her 15-month-old son, Hank, to her pro-football hubby Hank Baskett.

Woman Caught Lover Going To Opposite Field  —  Cops: Iowan, 36, battered man found in bed with her girlfriend … An Iowa woman who returned home to find her live-in girlfriend having sex with a man is facing an assault charge for allegedly battering the male interloper with a baseball bat.