Katie Holmes “Horrified” by Suri Penis Gummies Incident  —  It's not always easy being Suri's mommy.  —  Katie Holmes knows that she's under a microscope as an actress, wife to Tom Cruise — and mother to Suri, who turns 5 this month.  —  Already famous for her jet-set lifestyle …

Prince William Won't Wear a Wedding Band  —  For her, a band of royal gold.  For him ... a bare ring finger!  —  Prince William is going to eschew the modern-day tradition of men wearing wedding bands.  —  A spokeswoman at the palace tells PEOPLE, “There is only going to be one ring, in accordance with the couple's wishes.”

Carrie Ann Inaba Gets Engaged  —  Talk about a surprise engagement.  —  Carrie Ann Inaba thought all she had to do was sub for vacationing Kelly Ripa on Thursday's Live with Regis and Kelly to discuss Dancing with the Stars.  —  But there was more: Inaba's boyfriend of about two years …

Cattrall shows us no respect  —  Cranky Kim Cattrall grumped about Hollywood's bias against older women after the premiere of “Meet Monica Velour” — and told us to get a “respectable” job.  —  The “Sex and the City” star, who has criticized Hollywood's obsession with the young and the beautiful …

Cameron Diaz: My Ex Justin Timberlake Is “Freakin' Weird”  —  Last spring, all eyes were on the set of Bad Teacher — which reunited former flames Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz.  (Timberlake, 30, was still involved with Jessica Biel at the time; they split last month.)

EXCLUSIVE: Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie Ditch Kids for Sexy Getaway  —  Alone at last!  —  Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie ditched their brood of six for a 27-hour escape at the luxe Amangiri resort in Lake Powell, Utah on March 26 and March 27.  —  “Brad said he was enjoying a little mommy and daddy time …

Lindsay Lohan Snorting Coke Off The Sidewalk  —  Here's the clean and sober Lindsay™ outside a Manhattan club last night, and I don't know how else to describe what's happening here without going, “Wow, that chick's snorting coke.”  Granted, she might just be spectacularly drunk …

Arnold Schwarzenegger is back as ‘The Governator’ — EXCLUSIVE  —  He's been a famous body builder.  He's been a killer cyborg from the future.  He's been Governor of California.  And now, in this week's exclusive cover scoop, Arnold Schwarzenegger reveals his plans for the next phase …

Fears for Victoria's Secret model: Candice Swanepoel's shocking weight loss at swimwear photoshoot  —  Lingerie firm Victoria's Secret was once famous for choosing ‘curvy’ models to advertise their swimwear.  —  But when the firm unveiled their latest swimwear range onlookers were shocked …

What would Justin Bieber do?  Pop star, Ashton Kutcher look to buddy comedy  —  EXCLUSIVE: Fresh off his turn in “Justin Bieber: Never Say Never,” the singer could be heading back to the big screen — in scripted, non-musical form.  —  Bieber is eyeing a lead role in the comedy …

A New Housewife Is Coming To The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills!  —  Oh!  This is an unexpected development that we're excited to see play out on!  —  It was officially announced yesterday that our favorite femme fatales on the west side, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills …

Teen Mom's Jenelle Evans: Brittany Maggard Sold Our Fight Tape for $45,000  —  What does Jenelle Evans' caught-on-camera catfight with Britany Truett and Brittany Maggard have in common with professional wrestling?  —  The answer, according to Evans, is that someone earned some major cash.

Michael Bublé Weds in Argentina  —  Luisana Loreley Lopilato de la Torre and Michael Buble  —  Canadian crooner Michael Bublé sealed his “Crazy Love” for Argentine actress Luisana Loreley Lopilato de la Torre by marrying her in a civil ceremony in Buenos Aires, Argentina, on Thursday.

Emily Deschanel Is Pregnant  —  A Bones baby is on the way.  —  Emily Deschanel and husband David Hornsby are expecting their first child, her rep confirms to PEOPLE exclusively.  —  The actress, 34, and Hornsby, a writer-actor best known for his role as Rickety Cricket on It's Always Sunny …

‘Barefoot’ Backfire: Make-a-Wish Kid Turns Ina Down  —  It's the PR disaster heard 'round the world.  The tables have turned on Food Network star Ina Garten, the ‘Barefoot Contessa,’ who got caught red-handed last week turning down a Make-a-Wish kid.  On Monday, she called the family of Enzo Pereda …

Charlie Sheen Puts Town on HIGH Alert  —  Charlie Sheen is planning a wild after party when his tour hits New York City next week ... and, appropriately, cops in the area are already calling for back up ... TMZ has learned.  —  Even though Charlie's show is at Radio City Music Hall …

9 Of Our Favorite Daytime Drunks  —  It's only 9 a.m.— is it wrong that I feel like imbibing a Bloody Mary while I blog away?  I'd like to think not.  A drink before noon every once in a while is not such a bad thing, right?  There are some fabulous females on television who make me feel A-OK about daytime drinking.

Holly Madison Is Looking for Her Soul Mate  —  Holly Madison isn't dwelling on her split earlier this month from beau Jack Barakat.  —  The Holly's World star and Peepshow Las Vegas dancer has her head buried in work: Her Vegas-themed book, The Showgirl Next Door, hits shelves April 15.

Lindsay Lohan — On Bended Knee  —  Lindsay Lohan was brought to her knees last night ... but in a bad way.  —  Lindsay took a spill on the streets of New York City — on the Lower East Side — after leaving the hipster dive, Motor City Bar.  —  That Red Bull really packs a punch.  —  See also

Daniel Radcliffe Tries, ‘Succeeds’ in Broadway Musical Debut  —  While the other members of the ‘Harry Potter’ trio are chopping off their trademark locks, going to college and taking edgy roles to distance themselves from the Hogwarts scene, Daniel Radcliffe is hanging up his wizard robes in a different way — by going to Broadway.

EXCLUSIVE: Oksana's Ex-Bodyguard Details ‘Making Love To The Sexual Sorceress’ In Tell-All Book  —  Oksana Grigorieva's rogue bodyguard who later became a Mel Gibson informant has used his tell-all book to detail how he allegedly made love to the Russian musician, who he breathlessly called ‘The Sexual Sorceress’.

Chloe Moretz Talks ‘Hunger Games’ And Super-Secret New Project  —  Oh, Chloe Moretz, how you TEASE US.  We caught up with the 14 year-old star of “Let Me In” and “Kick-Ass” on the red carpet at this weekend's First Annual Comedy Awards in NYC, and she let slip that she's got some seriously exciting news …