Lindsay Lohan — I Wasn't Drunk When I Got Tipsy!  —  Lindsay Lohan says she was NOT loaded on grandpa's cough medicine — aka booze, hooch, or liquor — when she busted her butt in NYC ... telling TMZ flat-out, “I was NOT drinking, nor do I drink!”  —  LiLo is on the defensive …

EXCLUSIVE: Lady Gaga Kicks Drunk Adam Lambert Out of Her B-Day Bash  —  Party Foul!  —  Adam Lambert made quite the impression at Lady Gaga's surprise twenty-fifth birthday party Sunday night, and not in a good way.  —  The American Idol alum, 29, wasn't even invited to the bash at L …

Emily Deschanel Is Pregnant  —  A Bones baby is on the way.  —  Emily Deschanel and husband David Hornsby are expecting their first child, her rep confirms to PEOPLE exclusively.  —  The actress, 34, and Hornsby, a writer-actor best known for his role as Rickety Cricket on It's Always Sunny …

MJ Family Offended by ‘A.I.’ Pepsi Moment  —  UPDATE: Idol contestant James Durbin just tweeted, “For anyone talkin..I said pepsi NOT MJ!  I have no disrespect for Michael.  I grew up singing his art.  I guess youll take it how you want it...” and then followed that up with, “Talkin about MJs passing is too soon.

Matt Weiner: “These Are The Last Three Seasons Of ‘Mad Men’”  —  “I'm thrilled,” a happy Matt Weiner said in a phone interview shortly after his new three-year $30 million deal for Mad Men was announced.  He is going back to work tomorrow, the writers room will get up-and-running in 4-5 weeks …

Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz: Back Together?  —  Are Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz reconciling - or just very amicably split?  —  Dressed causally as they soaked up some southern California sunshine - with Wentz carrying 2-year-old Bronx on one hip - the young family stopped by the Beverly Glen Mall …

Britney Spears — Gimme Nicki Minaj!  —  TMZ has learned Britney Spears has lasered in on Nicki Minaj as her opening act for the upcoming concert tour ... and lawyers for the two are in “serious talks.”  —  We're told it's looking very good that Nicki and Britney will reach an agreement in the next day or so.

Chloe Moretz Joins ‘Dark Shadows’  —  Tim Burton's cast for Dark Shadows gets better and better.  Kick-Ass star Chloe Moretz is now in talks to join the Warner Bros drama based on the 60s TV soap.  Moretz will play Carolyn.  She's the daughter of Elizabeth Collins Stoddard (Michelle Pfeiffer) …

Cameron Diaz Calls Onscreen Reunion with Justin Timberlake ‘Great’  —  Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake were once a real life couple and now they're reuniting on screen - but there was nothing awkward about the former flames working together.  —  Being on set with Timberlake, 30 …

Fears for Victoria's Secret model: Candice Swanepoel's shocking weight loss at swimwear photoshoot  —  Lingerie firm Victoria's Secret was once famous for choosing ‘curvy’ models to advertise their swimwear.  —  But when the firm unveiled their latest swimwear range onlookers were shocked …

Kim and Kyle Richards' Relationship Is a Work in Progress  —  Since their nasty blowout on season finale of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kim and Kyle Richards are picking up the pieces of their relationship and putting it back together.  —  “[It's] a day-by-day thing that we work on …

Marvel Taps Its ‘Runaways’ Scribe Drew Pearce To Write ‘Iron Man 3’ Script  —  EXCLUSIVE: Drew Pearce has been chosen by Marvel Studios to write Iron Man 3.  Robert Downey Jr. will reprise his signature Tony Stark role, and Marvel recently locked Downey's Kiss Kiss Bang Bang helmer Shane Black to direct.

Post-'Office,' Steve Carell Ponders Doomsday With Keira Knightley  —  EXCLUSIVE: In what shapes up as his first feature project after leaving The Office, Steve Carell will star in Seeking A Friend For The End of The World.  The film marks the directorial debut of its screenwriter, Lorene Scafaria.

Snooki of ‘Jersey Shore’ gets $2K more than author Toni Morrison to appear at Rutgers  —  PISCATAWAY — What's worth more?  A commencement speech by a Nobel-winning novelist?  Or a pair of Q&A sessions with one of reality television's biggest stars?  —  At Rutgers University …

Michael Bublé Weds in Argentina  —  Luisana Loreley Lopilato de la Torre and Michael Buble  —  Canadian crooner Michael Bublé sealed his “Crazy Love” for Argentine actress Luisana Loreley Lopilato de la Torre by marrying her in a civil ceremony in Buenos Aires, Argentina, on Thursday.

Beyonce guru is Cockney DJ Dave  —  BEYONCE is worth hundreds of millions, is married to JAY-Z and is the best-connected woman in the music industry.  —  Yet she has turned to a Cockney called BIG DAVE to mastermind her new album.  —  Dave Taylor, also known by DJ name SWITCH …

‘Jersey’ Cast — Holding Out for MORE MONEY  —  Several “Jersey Shore” cast members are putting the screws to MTV — refusing to renew their contracts until they get more money — and we're told, it's all because this upcoming season could be their last.  —  Sources close to the cast tell TMZ …