EXCLUSIVE: Lady Gaga Kicks Drunk Adam Lambert Out of Her B-Day Bash  —  Party Foul!  —  Adam Lambert made quite the impression at Lady Gaga's surprise twenty-fifth birthday party Sunday night, and not in a good way.  —  The American Idol alum, 29, wasn't even invited to the bash at L …

Lindsay Lohan — I Wasn't Drunk When I Got Tipsy!  —  Lindsay Lohan says she was NOT loaded on grandpa's cough medicine — aka booze, hooch, or liquor — when she busted her butt in NYC ... telling TMZ flat-out, “I was NOT drinking, nor do I drink!”  —  LiLo is on the defensive …

Britney Spears — Gimme Nicki Minaj!  —  TMZ has learned Britney Spears has lasered in on Nicki Minaj as her opening act for the upcoming concert tour ... and lawyers for the two are in “serious talks.”  —  We're told it's looking very good that Nicki and Britney will reach an agreement in the next day or so.

Snooki of ‘Jersey Shore’ gets $2K more than author Toni Morrison to appear at Rutgers  —  PISCATAWAY — What's worth more?  A commencement speech by a Nobel-winning novelist?  Or a pair of Q&A sessions with one of reality television's biggest stars?  —  At Rutgers University …

Kourtney Kardashian Felt “Like a Prostitute” on One Life to Live  —  Kourtney Kardashian is ready to kiss and tell.  —  Days after making her TV acting debut on One Life to Live, the reality star says she's still reeling over her big on-screen smooch.  —  “I felt like a prostitute,” …

AMC Reaches Deal With ‘Mad Men’ Creator  —  Don Draper fans, you can heave a sigh of relief.  —  After what felt like a very long wait, Matthew Weiner has signed a new deal with AMC, which airs ‘Mad Men,’ and with Lionsgate, the production company that makes the acclaimed drama.

Honeymoon's over already: Reese Witherspoon looking glum while flashing new wedding ring for the first time  —  She only got married last weekend - but Reese Witherspoon is already back home and into her usual daily grind - and she doesn't look thrilled about it.

Another Song for Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth?  —  It seems their breakup last fall wasn't actually The Last Song for Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth.  —  The costars-turned-lovers are back on, and the hunky Hemsworth and Cyrus are even planning an overseas trip to his homeland of Australia!

James Franco: Anne Hathaway Made Me Look Stoned at Oscars  —  For the first time since hosting the Oscars, James Franco is addressing rumors that he was stoned during the gig.  In an interview on ‘The Late Show With Dave Letterman,’ airing Thursday evening, the actor reveals why he appeared so low energy.

Candice Swanepoel: I'm Healthy & Happy  —  Candice Swanepoel (center) with Alessandra Ambrosio (left) and Adriana Lima  —  After fans of Victoria's Secret model Candice Swanepoel voiced concern over her super slim figure, the South African beauty is voicing her gratitude - and defending her health.

Chloe Moretz Joins ‘Dark Shadows’  —  Tim Burton's cast for Dark Shadows gets better and better.  Kick-Ass star Chloe Moretz is now in talks to join the Warner Bros drama based on the 60s TV soap.  Moretz will play Carolyn.  She's the daughter of Elizabeth Collins Stoddard (Michelle Pfeiffer) …

Scarlett Johansson's dong haze subsides, Sean Penn “acts like her father”  —  Finally!  The Enquirer has an interesting story about Scarlett Johansson's dong haze slowly lifting - according to their sources, Sean Penn and ScarJo aren't quite as loved-up and happy as every other report would indicate.

Post-'Office,' Steve Carell Ponders Doomsday With Keira Knightley  —  EXCLUSIVE: In what shapes up as his first feature project after leaving The Office, Steve Carell will star in Seeking A Friend For The End of The World.  The film marks the directorial debut of its screenwriter, Lorene Scafaria.

Paltrow Discovers Great Great Great Grandfather Was Kabbalah Master  —  Gwyneth Paltrow has discovered a fascinating family fact while tracing her roots for hit U.S. TV show Who Do You Think You Are? - her great great great grandfather was a beloved Jewish holy man.

Ex-MTV Star — Allegedly Choked Out by Husband  —  Sara Stokes from “Making the Band 2” was allegedly choked and beaten by her husband Tony, who was thrown in jail after the dispute ... TMZ has learned.  —  Sources close to Sara tell us, it all went down last weekend at a friend's house in Georgia …

MJ Family Offended by ‘A.I.’ Pepsi Moment  —  UPDATE: Idol contestant James Durbin just tweeted, “For anyone talkin..I said pepsi NOT MJ!  I have no disrespect for Michael.  I grew up singing his art.  I guess youll take it how you want it...” and then followed that up with, “Talkin about MJs passing is too soon.

Elton John Tells Kings of Leon: ‘Lighten Up, You A**holes’  —  Elton John is the latest in a list of celebrities joining in on the ‘Glee’ debate.  —  The legendary musician appeared on Jimmy Fallon's show last night to discuss, among other things, some artists' strong feelings about keeping their music off the show.

Crystal Harris Doesn't Want All of Hef's Exes at Her Wedding  —  Hugh Hefner's ex-girlfriend Kendra Wilkinson is peeved that she has yet to receive an invite to his upcoming nuptials with Crystal Harris, and the wedding day, set for June 18, is fast approaching.

‘Jersey’ Cast — Holding Out for MORE MONEY  —  Several “Jersey Shore” cast members are putting the screws to MTV — refusing to renew their contracts until they get more money — and we're told, it's all because this upcoming season could be their last.  —  Sources close to the cast tell TMZ …

Kim and Kyle Richards' Relationship Is a Work in Progress  —  Since their nasty blowout on season finale of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kim and Kyle Richards are picking up the pieces of their relationship and putting it back together.  —  “[It's] a day-by-day thing that we work on …