Lindsay Lohan — I Wasn't Drunk When I Got Tipsy!  —  Lindsay Lohan says she was NOT loaded on grandpa's cough medicine — aka booze, hooch, or liquor — when she busted her butt in NYC ... telling TMZ flat-out, “I was NOT drinking, nor do I drink!”  —  LiLo is on the defensive …

EXCLUSIVE: Lady Gaga Kicks Drunk Adam Lambert Out of Her B-Day Bash  —  Party Foul!  —  Adam Lambert made quite the impression at Lady Gaga's surprise twenty-fifth birthday party Sunday night, and not in a good way.  —  The American Idol alum, 29, wasn't even invited to the bash at L …

Snooki of ‘Jersey Shore’ gets $2K more than author Toni Morrison to appear at Rutgers  —  PISCATAWAY — What's worth more?  A commencement speech by a Nobel-winning novelist?  Or a pair of Q&A sessions with one of reality television's biggest stars?  —  At Rutgers University …

Honeymoon's over already: Reese Witherspoon looking glum while flashing new wedding ring for the first time  —  She only got married last weekend - but Reese Witherspoon is already back home and into her usual daily grind - and she doesn't look thrilled about it.

Britney Spears — Gimme Nicki Minaj!  —  TMZ has learned Britney Spears has lasered in on Nicki Minaj as her opening act for the upcoming concert tour ... and lawyers for the two are in “serious talks.”  —  We're told it's looking very good that Nicki and Britney will reach an agreement in the next day or so.

Candice Swanepoel: I'm Healthy & Happy  —  Candice Swanepoel (center) with Alessandra Ambrosio (left) and Adriana Lima  —  After fans of Victoria's Secret model Candice Swanepoel voiced concern over her super slim figure, the South African beauty is voicing her gratitude - and defending her health.

Kourtney Kardashian Felt “Like a Prostitute” on One Life to Live  —  Kourtney Kardashian is ready to kiss and tell.  —  Days after making her TV acting debut on One Life to Live, the reality star says she's still reeling over her big on-screen smooch.  —  “I felt like a prostitute,” …

Jon Hamm Needs to Go Back to Work  —  With Mad Men Season 5 officially delayed until 2012 - Filming typically begins in April or May.  - Jon Hamm has suddenly found himself with a s**tload of free time and is apparently going to use it to let himself go and lounge around looking like this.

Another Song for Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth?  —  It seems their breakup last fall wasn't actually The Last Song for Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth.  —  The costars-turned-lovers are back on, and the hunky Hemsworth and Cyrus are even planning an overseas trip to his homeland of Australia!

James Franco: Anne Hathaway Made Me Look Stoned at Oscars  —  For the first time since hosting the Oscars, James Franco is addressing rumors that he was stoned during the gig.  In an interview on ‘The Late Show With Dave Letterman,’ airing Thursday evening, the actor reveals why he appeared so low energy.

Chloe Moretz Joins ‘Dark Shadows’  —  Tim Burton's cast for Dark Shadows gets better and better.  Kick-Ass star Chloe Moretz is now in talks to join the Warner Bros drama based on the 60s TV soap.  Moretz will play Carolyn.  She's the daughter of Elizabeth Collins Stoddard (Michelle Pfeiffer) …

Scarlett Johansson's dong haze subsides, Sean Penn “acts like her father”  —  Finally!  The Enquirer has an interesting story about Scarlett Johansson's dong haze slowly lifting - according to their sources, Sean Penn and ScarJo aren't quite as loved-up and happy as every other report would indicate.

Kim and Kyle Richards' Relationship Is a Work in Progress  —  Since their nasty blowout on season finale of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kim and Kyle Richards are picking up the pieces of their relationship and putting it back together.  —  “[It's] a day-by-day thing that we work on …

WonderCon: Two New Thor Posters!  —  Two new posters for Thor debuted today and were given out at WonderCon in San Francisco.  You can check them out below.  The anticipated comic book adaptation opens in 3D and 2D theaters on May 6.  —  Firts!!!  Del Putas....  WOW!  Love helmets!  —  Posted by:

Lady Gaga Presents The Monster Ball Tour At Madison Square Garden On HBO; Official Poster Released  —  The official poster for Lady Gaga Presents The Monster Ball Tour: At Madison Square Garden was revealed on HBO's Facebook page.  —  The poster unveiling is the first promotion in a larger campaign …

Post-'Office,' Steve Carell Ponders Doomsday With Keira Knightley  —  EXCLUSIVE: In what shapes up as his first feature project after leaving The Office, Steve Carell will star in Seeking A Friend For The End of The World.  The film marks the directorial debut of its screenwriter, Lorene Scafaria.

Straight From Papa Joe's School Of Choreographed PR Moves  —  All is well again!  Pete Wentz has kept the kitty hairball off his head and Papa Joe has convinced us to put the stunt queen crown back on his head by sending these two out for a hand-holding photo opportunity at Starbucks yesterday.

Jennifer Aniston to Get Marriage Proposal From Irish Farmer/Daredevil  —  Who says Jennifer Aniston is unlucky in love?  —  An Irish farmer and tightrope walker is planning a trip to Los Angeles to ask the 42-year-old actress for her hand in marriage.  Timmy Regan has been an avid Aniston fan for years …

Ex-MTV Star — Allegedly Choked Out by Husband  —  Sara Stokes from “Making the Band 2” was allegedly choked and beaten by her husband Tony, who was thrown in jail after the dispute ... TMZ has learned.  —  Sources close to Sara tell us, it all went down last weekend at a friend's house in Georgia …

Paltrow Discovers Great Great Great Grandfather Was Kabbalah Master  —  Gwyneth Paltrow has discovered a fascinating family fact while tracing her roots for hit U.S. TV show Who Do You Think You Are? - her great great great grandfather was a beloved Jewish holy man.