Charlie Sheen's Detroit disaster: Boos, walk-outs for ‘Torpedo of Truth’  —  First the U.S. automaker recession, and now this.  Charlie Sheen unleashed his Violent Torpedo of Truth Tour on the Motor City on Saturday night to a crowd that began with an adoring standing ovation and concluded with booing and walk-outs.

Michael Vartan Is Married  —  Michael Vartan is off the market thanks to a serendipitous trip to the grocery store.  —  The former Alias star married Lauren Skaar, whom he met two years ago at a Whole Foods in L.A., at The Resort at Pelican Hill in Newport Beach, Calif., on Saturday.

Lily Collins Cast As Snow White  —  Lily Collins has been cast as Snow White in Relativity Media's upcoming live action film based on the classic Brothers Grimm fairytale.  Collins will star opposite Julia Roberts and Armie Hammer, and production is set to begin next month, with a planned release date of June 2012.

Charlie Sheen/Brooke Mueller Custody Agreement  —  Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller finally formalized the custody agreement for their twin sons, Bob and Max — and TMZ has all the hits, runs, and errors.  —  Sources tell TMZ the agreement includes the following:

Elizabeth Hurley Files for Divorce: Report  —  Elizabeth Hurley and Arun Nayar in 2010  —  Elizabeth Hurley filed for divorce from Arun Nayar, her husband of four years, on Friday, according to the U.K.'s Daily Mail.  —  In papers filed in London's High Court, the Estee Lauder spokesmodel …

Ryan Kwanten Rescues Bloody Man Lying in Street  —  Ryan Kwanten drew a crowd on Friday night (April 1) at a busy intersection in Hollywood - but he wasn't the center of attention.  —  “There was a bloody guy lying in the middle of the street at Hollywood and Highland and no one was doing anything.

Hef to Fiancee — We Don't Need No Damn Prenup!  —  He's 84 and worth $43 million ... she's 24 and knows he's worth $43 million — yet sources close to Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris tell TMZ neither has uttered those dreaded words ... “prenuptial agreement.”

Today Is Saturday, But Here's “Friday” Anyway!  —  Stephen Colbert literally lost a staged bet with Jimmy Fallon and last night he kept his word by performing his rendition of Rebecca Black's stirring torch song (meaning you want to torch that f**king song and watch it burn) and American classic “Friday.”

Jamie & Anna ('Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards')  —  The orange carpet is already rolled out, the gunge is in place and ready to get fired and there's a healthy smattering of certified A-List celebs ready to hit the stage.  The Nickelodeon KCAs bring a sense of fun to the annual awards calendar …

Just-Wed Reese Witherspoon Cracks Up at Dinner With Chelsea Handler  —  No word on whether Reese Witherspoon had a bachelorette party before wedding Jim Toth last weekend — but she probably got plenty of raunchy laughs over dinner on Thursday with pal Chelsea Handler!