Warner Bros. To Charlie Sheen: Stop Lying About ‘Men’  —  Warner Bros. has just fired off a letter to Charlie Sheen's lawyer, saying Charlie is lying that he's “in discussions” over returning to “Two and a Half Men” — this according to a letter obtained by TMZ.

The X-Girl  —  At age 20, Jennifer Lawrence scored an out-of-nowhere Oscar nomination for Winter's Bone.  Even more impressive: This summer she's giving us a reason to see a Mel Gibson film (The Beaver) and yet another X-Men sequel.  (Heads up: She's the hot mutant painted blue)

Courteney Cox — David ALWAYS Tried To Sex Me  —  Courteney Cox just crashed the Howard Stern show this morning ... while her estranged husband David Arquette was in the studio ... and admitted there were problems with the marriage because David was so obsessed with having sex with her.

ABC Axes All My Children and One Life to Live  —  And then there were four.  —  ABC is confirming what has been rumored for weeks: All My Children and One Life to Live will end their storied runs in September 2011 and January 2012, respectively.  —  The twin cancellations will leave …

How Kimora Lee Lost 25 Pounds: ‘By Not Eating’  —  EXCLUSIVE: Kimora Lee Simmons shocked everyone recently when she hit the red carpet 25 lbs lighter, but now she's ready to really shock by revealing how she and other famous stars lose that kind of weight.  —  “I have shed the fat by not eating,” Kimora flat-out tells me.

JESSICA SIMPSON  —  Being well-endowed since sixth grade, the blonde bombshell points out that “there's no way to hide them as much as you want to bandage your boobs down.”  Simpson, 30, has since learned to embrace her chest as her “best accessory,” telling PEOPLE, “Now I can make my way …

Zsa Zsa Gabor, 94, Could Become a Mother Again  —  According to an astonishing new report from CNN, ailing 94-year-old Zsa Zsa Gabor could become a mother again if husband Prince Frederic von Anhalt has his way.  —  Gabor would have a child via an egg donor, artificial insemination and a surrogate mother, von Anhalt tells CNN.

Gwyneth Paltrow: My Family Has Never Cooked for Me  —  It's not every star who caters her own book party - and for 60 guests.  But that's what Gwyneth Paltrow did this week, to mark the publication of her first solo cookbook, My Father's Daughter: Delicious, Easy Recipes Celebrating Family & Togetherness.

The Crap We Missed  —  When your dress isn't longer than your Spanx... you might be a redneck.  No, wait.  —  Welcome to the Thursday edition of The Crap We Missed featuring Ralphie!  The Rock touching himself, Rumer Willis' rectangle face, Michael Douglas looking so lost and confused …

‘Teen Mom’ Pleads Guilty to Drug-Related Charge  —  “Teen Mom 2” star Jenelle Evans just pled guilty to possession of drug paraphernalia ... TMZ has learned — months after she was arrested for allegedly breaking into some random vacant house.  —  Good news for Jenelle though …

‘Housewives’ Cast Shocked by Jill Zarin's ‘Taut’ Face  —  EXCLUSIVE: While ‘Real Housewife’ Jill Zarin told me (first!) that her new look has nothing to do with plastic surgery, other members of the ‘NYC’ cast tell me they don't believe it.  How else, they argue, can you explain the reality star's remarkable transformation?

Screw you too lady!  —  Steven Tyler eating lunch at Urth Caffé in Beverly Hills (4/8)  —  I swear, these old Hollywood socialites can be so catty once they lose their looks.  And then their husbands die, and it's like you don't even want to be around them anymore because they're so bitter.

Jelly bean resembling Kate Middleton to fetch £500  —  A jelly bean resembling Kate Middleton's face is set to fetch £500 at auction.  —  Wesley Hosie, 25, found the yellow and red sweet by chance as he and his girlfriend tucked into a 700g jar from The Jelly Bean Factory.

Jodie Sweetin's Kids Unaware of Her Drug Struggles  —  It's been a long road to recovery for Jodie Sweetin, who battled with alcohol and meth addiction on and off for more than a decade.  —  But the former Full House actress, 29, whose obstacles were chronicled in her 2009 memoir unSweetined …

Who's Covering Rebecca Black's ‘Friday’ on Glee?  —  Though it's Wednesday today, how about a little news on “Friday”?  The hot rumor of the hour is that Glee's prom episode will include a cover of Rebecca Black's infamous YouTube hit “Friday,” and Vulture can confirm that and reveal an opposite-sex twist …

Ruffalo Stance  —  Incredible gay-rights activist Mark Ruffalo speaks out on his addictive directorial debut, his hesitations about doing The Normal Heart, and the prospect of shaving his chest to play the Hulk in The Avengers.  —  Even before he earned an Oscar nomination …

Padma Lakshmi's Baby Daughter Sees Her Nude Pictures Every Day  —  Padma Lakshmi caused a stir back in 2009 when she bore her naked (and pregnant) body for Page Six Magazine.  But since giving birth to daughter Krishna Thea Lakshmi last year, the “Top Chef” host and jewelry designer doesn't have anything to hide.