The X-Girl  —  At age 20, Jennifer Lawrence scored an out-of-nowhere Oscar nomination for Winter's Bone.  Even more impressive: This summer she's giving us a reason to see a Mel Gibson film (The Beaver) and yet another X-Men sequel.  (Heads up: She's the hot mutant painted blue)

Courteney Cox — David ALWAYS Tried To Sex Me  —  Courteney Cox just crashed the Howard Stern show this morning ... while her estranged husband David Arquette was in the studio ... and admitted there were problems with the marriage because David was so obsessed with having sex with her.

Prince von Ahole — Ve're Trying to Have Das BABY!!!!!  —  Because one von Ahole isn't enough ... TMZ has learned zee Prince hit a fertility clinic in Los Angeles yesterday ... in an effort to PROCREATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  —  67-year-old von Ahole tells TMZ …

How Kimora Lee Lost 25 Pounds: ‘By Not Eating’  —  EXCLUSIVE: Kimora Lee Simmons shocked everyone recently when she hit the red carpet 25 lbs lighter, but now she's ready to really shock by revealing how she and other famous stars lose that kind of weight.  —  “I have shed the fat by not eating,” Kimora flat-out tells me.

Who's Covering Rebecca Black's ‘Friday’ on Glee?  —  Though it's Wednesday today, how about a little news on “Friday”?  The hot rumor of the hour is that Glee's prom episode will include a cover of Rebecca Black's infamous YouTube hit “Friday,” and Vulture can confirm that and reveal an opposite-sex twist …

‘Housewives’ Cast Shocked by Jill Zarin's ‘Taut’ Face  —  EXCLUSIVE: While ‘Real Housewife’ Jill Zarin told me (first!) that her new look has nothing to do with plastic surgery, other members of the ‘NYC’ cast tell me they don't believe it.  How else, they argue, can you explain the reality star's remarkable transformation?

Jelly bean resembling Kate Middleton to fetch £500  —  A jelly bean resembling Kate Middleton's face is set to fetch £500 at auction.  —  Wesley Hosie, 25, found the yellow and red sweet by chance as he and his girlfriend tucked into a 700g jar from The Jelly Bean Factory.

Shakira — NOBODY Stole My Jewelry!  —  Shakira was NOT the victim of a gutsy ring-stealing fan in Mexico last week ... despite widespread reports to the contrary and a viral video which appeared to capture the crime ... her publicist tells TMZ.  —  Shakira's publicist, Joseph Carozza, tells us, “There is no truth to this report.

JESSICA SIMPSON  —  Being well-endowed since sixth grade, the blonde bombshell points out that “there's no way to hide them as much as you want to bandage your boobs down.”  Simpson, 30, has since learned to embrace her chest as her “best accessory,” telling PEOPLE, “Now I can make my way …

Warner Bros. To Charlie Sheen: Stop Lying About ‘Men’  —  Warner Bros. has just fired off a letter to Charlie Sheen's lawyer, saying Charlie is lying that he's “in discussions” over returning to “Two and a Half Men” — this according to a letter obtained by TMZ.

Reese Witherspoon Hated Love Scenes with Robert Pattinson!  —  Robert Pattinson may be the sexiest star in Hollywood these days, but Reese Witherspoon is apparently immune to his charms and beautiful blue-gray eyes.  —  In fact, the newly married star says her love scenes with Robert …

ABC Axes All My Children and One Life to Live  —  And then there were four.  —  ABC is confirming what has been rumored for weeks: All My Children and One Life to Live will end their storied runs in September 2011 and January 2012, respectively.  —  The twin cancellations will leave …

Ruffalo Stance  —  Incredible gay-rights activist Mark Ruffalo speaks out on his addictive directorial debut, his hesitations about doing The Normal Heart, and the prospect of shaving his chest to play the Hulk in The Avengers.  —  Even before he earned an Oscar nomination …

Gwyneth Paltrow: My Family Has Never Cooked for Me  —  It's not every star who caters her own book party - and for 60 guests.  But that's what Gwyneth Paltrow did this week, to mark the publication of her first solo cookbook, My Father's Daughter: Delicious, Easy Recipes Celebrating Family & Togetherness.

DreamWorks Revs Up ‘Real Steel’ Sequel  —  EXCLUSIVE: Disney doesn't release Real Steel until Oct. 7, but already DreamWorks is getting the machinery moving on a sequel to the Shawn Levy-directed drama that stars Hugh Jackman.  I'm told the studio has commissioned John Gatins …

Author Bret Easton Ellis Compares Glee to “Puddle of HIV”  —  As an acclaimed, best-selling author, Bret Easton Ellis should understand the power of the written word.  —  “I like the idea of Glee, but why is it that every time I watch an episode I feel like I've stepped into a puddle of HIV? …

EXCLUSIVE: Taylor Swift Buys Parents $1.4 Million Estate  —  More proof their little girl is all grown up?  Taylor Swift recently bought her mom and dad, Andrea and Scott Swift, a $1.4 million home in Nashville, Tenn..  —  The three-bedroom, 5,000 square-foot estate — built in the 1920s …

Catherine Zeta-Jones Bipolar Disorder: Her Private Struggle  —  Walking the red carpet at New York City's Museum of Modern Art this week, Michael Douglas was feeling grateful for all the well wishes he'd received from friends and fans as he battled cancer.  —  “I feel great!” the actor …

Padma Lakshmi's Baby Daughter Sees Her Nude Pictures Every Day  —  Padma Lakshmi caused a stir back in 2009 when she bore her naked (and pregnant) body for Page Six Magazine.  But since giving birth to daughter Krishna Thea Lakshmi last year, the “Top Chef” host and jewelry designer doesn't have anything to hide.

American Dreaming  — GO - Santigold (feat.  Karen O)  —  Santigold has never been one to mince words.  The Brooklyn-bred musician turned heads with her 2008 eponymous album and collaborations with artists such as The Beastie Boys, Major Lazer and others.  Here, along with the premiere of her new track “GO (feat.

Exclusive!  Sharon Osbourne Releases Statement About IRS Lien On Her Home  —  Earlier in the week, we reported that Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne have run up more than $1.7 million in unpaid taxes and are now facing losing their home.  —  As Sharon is a woman who highly regards her “moral character” …

LiLo: Gottis are my old pals  —  Lindsay Lohan sounded as if she's already landed the role of Victoria Gotti in the upcoming movie “Gotti: Three Generations” Tuesday night at Lower East Side hot spot Beauty & Essex, even though she hasn't yet been signed for the role.

Prince William Invites Members of His Air Force Squad to His Wedding  —  Queen Elizabeth II visits grandson Prince William at RAF Valley  —  Sprinkled among the nobility and other honored guests at Prince William and Kate Middleton's April 29 wedding: members of his Royal Air Force search and rescue squad.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Have a Date Night at the Theater in LA!  —  Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie left the kids at home last night in order to see the debut of Gods of Carnage at the Center Theater Group's Ahmanson playhouse in LA. The production recently moved west after a long run on Broadway …