Warner Bros. To Charlie Sheen: Stop Lying About ‘Men’  —  Warner Bros. has just fired off a letter to Charlie Sheen's lawyer, saying Charlie is lying that he's “in discussions” over returning to “Two and a Half Men” — this according to a letter obtained by TMZ.

ABC Axes All My Children and One Life to Live  —  And then there were four.  —  ABC is confirming what has been rumored for weeks: All My Children and One Life to Live will end their storied runs in September 2011 and January 2012, respectively.  —  The twin cancellations will leave …

Brooke Mueller Tries Pawning Jewelry, Stereo  —  Brooke Mueller walked into a pawn shop in Inglewood, CA. early this morning, and tried to hock an expensive men's watch and a stereo ... and sources tell TMZ Brooke has fallen off the wagon.  —  An employee at the shop, Jack Feldman …

Jessica Simpson's Wedding Secrets: The Date!  The Dress!  —  “It will be by the end of the year!”  Jessica Simpson confidently told “Extra” about her wedding date.  The singer, engaged to former NFL player Eric Johnson, said she is still working on her dress for the big day.

The Crap We Missed  —  When your dress isn't longer than your Spanx... you might be a redneck.  No, wait.  —  Welcome to the Thursday edition of The Crap We Missed featuring Ralphie!  The Rock touching himself, Rumer Willis' rectangle face, Michael Douglas looking so lost and confused …

Courteney Cox — David ALWAYS Tried To Sex Me  —  Courteney Cox just crashed the Howard Stern show this morning ... while her estranged husband David Arquette was in the studio ... and admitted there were problems with the marriage because David was so obsessed with having sex with her.

Gwyneth Paltrow: ‘I Worked My Ass Off’ for Happiness  —  There are people who love the force of nature that is Gwyneth Paltrow — working mom, actress, cookbook author, lifestyle guru, distributor of GOOP — and there are those who ab-solutely hate the girl.

Zsa Zsa Gabor to become new mother at 94, husband says  —  Los Angeles (CNN) — Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband wants his 94-year-old wife to become a mother again using an egg donor, artificial insemination and a surrogate mother, Prince Frederic von Anhalt told CNN Thursday.

Jodie Sweetin's Kids Unaware of Her Drug Struggles  —  It's been a long road to recovery for Jodie Sweetin, who battled with alcohol and meth addiction on and off for more than a decade.  —  But the former Full House actress, 29, whose obstacles were chronicled in her 2009 memoir unSweetined …

Playtone Setting Neil Gaiman's ‘American Gods’ For HBO Series  —  EXCLUSIVE: As HBO prepares to unveil its epic-sized series adaptation of George RR Martin's Game of Thrones this Sunday, the payweb has begun talks to acquire the Neil Gaiman novel American Gods to be developed into another fantasy series.

Pauly D — Shoring Up 3-Album Deal with 50 CENT  —  Pauly D is DANGEROUSLY close to joining forces with G-Unit — because TMZ has learned, 50 Cent desperately wants to sign him to his record label ... in fact, a 3-album deal is already on the table.  —  Sources close to negotiations tell TMZ …

EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS - Jennifer Aniston Is A Director On A Mission  —  Jennifer Aniston has ditched the dresses and heels for a much more relaxed look while on the LA set of her first project as director.  The 42-year-old actress is directing one part of a Lifetime film series called Project Five …

How Kimora Lee Lost 25 Pounds: ‘By Not Eating’  —  EXCLUSIVE: Kimora Lee Simmons shocked everyone recently when she hit the red carpet 25 lbs lighter, but now she's ready to really shock by revealing how she and other famous stars lose that kind of weight.  —  “I have shed the fat by not eating,” Kimora flat-out tells me.

Kate Middleton Wraps Up First Wedding Rehearsal — Without William!  —  Two weeks and counting!  —  Exactly 14 days before the big day, Kate Middleton took part in her very first wedding rehearsal at London's Westminster Abbey on Friday — but her hubby-to-be couldn't make it.

Latest ‘American Idol’ result revealed  —  Warning: This article contains spoilers that some readers may prefer to avoid.  Please click here if you wish to continue.  —  Paul McDonald has become the sixth contestant to be eliminated from American Idol's tenth season.

90210 Beach House Where Donna Martin Lost Her Virginity for Sale  —  Living like Kelly Taylor and Donna Martin still doesn't come cheap.  —  The signature blue beach house inhabited by Jennie Garth and Tori Spelling's iconic Beverly Hills, 90210 characters is up for grabs - but with an approximate $9 million price tag.

‘Teen Mom’ Pleads Guilty to Drug-Related Charge  —  “Teen Mom 2” star Jenelle Evans just pled guilty to possession of drug paraphernalia ... TMZ has learned — months after she was arrested for allegedly breaking into some random vacant house.  —  Good news for Jenelle though …

Screw you too lady!  —  Steven Tyler eating lunch at Urth Caffé in Beverly Hills (4/8)  —  I swear, these old Hollywood socialites can be so catty once they lose their looks.  And then their husbands die, and it's like you don't even want to be around them anymore because they're so bitter.