Brooke Mueller Tries Pawning Jewelry, Stereo  —  Brooke Mueller walked into a pawn shop in Inglewood, CA. early this morning, and tried to hock an expensive men's watch and a stereo ... and sources tell TMZ Brooke has fallen off the wagon.  —  An employee at the shop, Jack Feldman …

MARK RUFFALO  —  NO SOONER HAD THE 43-YEAR-OLD QUIT ACTING (AGAIN) THAN HE SCORED AN OSCAR NOMINATION FOR THE KIDS ARE ALL RIGHT.  NOW HE'S MAKING HIS DIRECTORIAL DEBUT, SUITING UP TO BE THE NEXT HULK, AND ADJUSTING TO LIFE AS A LEADING MAN.  STRANGE HOW BUSY RETIREMENT CAN BE.

Lady Caca Is Leaking  —  Since the Illuminati's army of satellites controls the airwaves and beyond you will be hearing Lady Gaga's “Judas” everywhere you go for the next few months.  Buying Massengill and Shasta as Duane Reade?  You'll hear it.  Licking on a peen hole in the alleyway behind a Waffle House?

Courteney Cox: ‘David Wanted Sex Too Much’  —  Shortly after announcing their trial separation, David Arquette suddenly became an open book and went on Howard Stern to tell everyone Courteney Cox stopped having sex with him a month before they began filming Scream 4.

Charlie Sheen Warned of $100,000 Fine for Smoking on Stage … Was Charlie Sheen a hit in Toronto on Thursday night?  —  Depends on whom you ask.  —  “The crowd inside is loving Sheen's act,” TMZ wrote mid-show of Sheen's first stop in the city, at Massey Hall.

Jessica Simpson: I'll Wear a Low-Cut Wedding Dress  —  Jessica Simpson may be a fashion mogul, but she's still at work on her most important look yet: her wedding dress.  —  “It's definitely going to be beautiful,” the singer, who is engaged to former NFL player Eric Johnson, tells PEOPLE.

‘Idol’ Finalist — Saved By REAL Judge After Arrest  —  “American Idol” finalist Jacob Lusk threw himself at the mercy of a court back in November — begging a judge to end his probation from a 2009 arrest so he could compete on “A.I.” ... TMZ has learned.  —  It all started back in February 2009 …

Kate Middleton Wraps Up First Wedding Rehearsal — Without William!  —  Two weeks and counting!  —  Exactly 14 days before the big day, Kate Middleton took part in her very first wedding rehearsal at London's Westminster Abbey on Friday — but her hubby-to-be couldn't make it.

Gwyneth Paltrow Hired a Trainer to “Redesign” Her “Dumpy” Butt  —  Gwyneth Paltrow is in the best shape of her life — but it didn't come easily.  —  “I never thought that I'd be considered to have a good body.  I was bony up top and kind of dumpy on the bottom,” Paltrow tells SELF's May issue.

Latest ‘American Idol’ result revealed  —  Warning: This article contains spoilers that some readers may prefer to avoid.  Please click here if you wish to continue.  —  Paul McDonald has become the sixth contestant to be eliminated from American Idol's tenth season.

Robert Pattinson de-fanged  —  So much for immortality.  Vampire Edward Cullen is gone.  The fanged teeth have been put into storage.  The glittering makeup has hit the Hefty bag.  Bring on the sunlight.  —  By the time you're reading this article, Robert Pattinson will have wrapped his final scene for “Breaking Dawn: Part 2.”

Penelope Cruz on being a Gleek and having to pee in the sea on ‘Pirates 4’ — EXCLUSIVE  —  Penélope Cruz is a Gleek.  The Spanish actress tells EW that she shares husband Javier Bardem's love for Glee.  Bardem is a huge fan of the Fox show who has expressed interesting in playing …

Amanda Seyfried Buys Dead Horse, Names Him Antoine  —  From throwing parking tickets at traffic cops to having a thing for taxidermy art, there's a lot we don't know about the doe-eyed and seemingly sweet, Amanda Seyfried.  —  Seyfried's most recent purchase?  A pony.

That's A Wrap For The Vamps On Breaking Dawn!  —  That's it!  They're done!  —  No more yellow contacts.  No more bathing in glitter.  No more avoiding tanning salons.  The kids who have made up the Cullen clan for the last four years are officially wrapped and will never be Twi-vamps again!

EXCLUSIVE: Former Child Star Abigail Breslin, 15, Debuts Mature New Look  —  Little Miss Sunshine is all grown up!  —  Dressed in an off-the-shoulder Marchesa gown, Abigail Breslin, 15, showed off a brand new blonde hair color at the Breast Cancer Research Foundation's Hot Pink Party on Thursday night in New York City.

Victoria not stuck to LiLo  —  Victoria Gotti seems less than sold on Lindsay Lohan playing her in an upcoming Gotti biopic starring John Travolta and Joe Pesci.  At her son Frankie Gotti's 21st birthday party at Greenhouse on Wednesday night, Victoria told guests, “Though it was said that I insisted she play my part, that's not true.

Designer John Galliano Fired From Own Label  —  Designer John Galliano has been let go from his namesake company, Women's Wear Daily reports.  —  The John Galliano label, 91 percent of which is owned by Dior, fired Galliano following his arrest and subsequent firing from Dior earlier this year.

This isn't as much fun as being a Jedi!  Ewan McGregor swaps Obi-Wan Kenobi robes for another knight's costume on set of new movie  —  He starred as Jedi knight Obi-Wan Kenobi in the most recent Star Wars movies.  —  But yesterday Ewan McGregor switched his most famous costume …

Sarah Lane: Close-Ups of Natalie Portman's Face Don't Count as Dancing  —  The ‘Black Swan’ controversy lives.  —  Sarah Lane, Natalie Portman's ballerina double in her Oscar-winning role, stands by her assertion that Portman did not do as much of the dancing as everyone claims.

EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS - Jennifer Aniston Is A Director On A Mission  —  Jennifer Aniston has ditched the dresses and heels for a much more relaxed look while on the LA set of her first project as director.  The 42-year-old actress is directing one part of a Lifetime film series called Project Five …

Nic Cage — Targeted By IRS Over Extravagant Gifts  —  Nic Cage might be the GREATEST GIFT GIVER of all time — because according to the IRS, the actor gifted roughly $1.8 mil to people between 2004 and 2009 ... problem is, he forgot to pay the taxes.  —  TMZ obtained a federal tax lien filed …