BEYONCE'S ROYAL DESTINY  —  PRINCE William and Kate Middleton have 99 problems sorting their wedding reception - but the music ain't one.  —  Future King of England Prince William and bride-to-be Kate Middleton have asked Jay-Z and Beyoncé to perform Crazy In Love after he's put a ring on it on Friday.

Lindsay Lohan Feels She's Being Punished Because She's a Star  —  After returning to Lynwood Correctional Facility on Friday for a five-hour stay before posting bail, Lindsay Lohan has now come to the conclusion that she is being punished simply because she's a celebrity.

SIMON COWELL: My Exclusive Interview; He Reveals America's ‘The X Factor’ Judges; But Will It Turn Into ‘The ZZZZZZ Factor’?  —  I'll have more from my exclusive interview with Simon Cowell later tonight.  But, for now, I can report that Cowell has told me all about how he's been assembling …

Phillippe tired of celebrity  —  Ryan Phillippe says he wants to bow out of the harsh glare of acting and Los Angeles.  Phillippe, who plays a photojournalist in “The Bang Bang Club,” griped about the paparazzi culture.  “It's so hard to go out in LA. I'm going to move,” he told us at La Bottega the other night.

Ex-Destiny's Child Member — Arrested  —  Farrah Franklin — a former member of Destiny's Child — was arrested for disorderly conduct in Culver City, CA this weekend ... TMZ has confirmed.  —  Franklin — who spent 5 months with the group in 2000 before Beyonce and Kelly Rowland gave her the chop …

Toni Collette Is a Mom - Again!  —  It's a boy for Toni Collette!  —  The star of Showtime's The United States of Tara and her husband David Galafassi's son was born on Friday in Australia, her rep tells PEOPLE exclusively.  —  “Toni Collette, her husband David Galafassi …

Remarried LeAnn Rimes Tweets About “First Easter As A Wife”  —  The Easters LeAnn Rimes spent married to Dean Sheremet must not have counted for much.  —  Despite being married to Sheremet, 29, for eight years, this Easter Sunday was apparently the first one that Rimes, 28, considered herself to be a wife.

Hugh's a lucky boy then?  Grant has a new Chinese girlfriend... and is she carrying his baby?  —  Just a few months ago Hugh Grant sent female hearts fluttering when he hinted he was finally ready to settle down.  —  Now it seems he may have already found the lucky woman …

'Britain's Got Talent' Contestant Wows the Crowd With Nursery Rhymes  —  'Britain's Got Talent' fans haven't seen anything like this since Susan Boyle brought the house down in 2009.  The talent show featured aspiring singer Edward Reid over the weekend and he shocked the audience with a moving medley of classic nursery rhymes.

Chelsea Kane's Dancing with the Stars Blog: All About Guilty Pleasures  —  It's a “Guilty Pleasures” week on Dancing with the Stars!  Which is ironic, being that just a few months ago, Dancing with the Stars was my guilty pleasure.  The only other TV show I have left in that category is Toddlers & Tiaras …

Dwight Howard Goes After Baby Mama's Money  —  Dwight Howard won a $500,000 judgment against his baby mama in the state of Florida for talking smack about him — but she hasn't paid up, so he's going after her in California.  —  Howard won the judgment against Royce Reed for half a mil …

Serena Williams — Game, Set, Rapper?!  —  Tennis superstar Serena Williams doubles as a fashion designer, spokeswoman, and part owner of the Miami Dolphins — but now TMZ has learned she's adding RAPPER to her resumé.  —  We're told Serena hit the studio last week to lay down a few tracks …