Kate Middleton's Dress Is Finally Revealed  —  The world's best-kept secret is finally out!  HRH the Duchess of Cambridge walked down the aisle at Westminster Abbey Friday morning in a stunning Alexander McQueen wedding gown.  —  The 29-year-old bride, who admitted to pre-wedding jitters …

Queen's Wedding Reception: See the Menu  —  Let them eat canapés!  —  After the romantic double kiss seen 'round the world, Prince William and Duchess Catherine retired to the Queen's reception with their 650 guests.  —  On the menu?  —  A selection of canapés including:

Sheen Gloats ‘Men’ Can't Survive Without Him  —  Charlie Sheen tells TMZ ... “Two and a Half Men” creator Chuck Lorre is a “sad silly fool,” an “A-hole p*ssy loser” and a “low rent, nut-less sociopath” who is now realizing the show can't survive without him — and Charlie claims the ratings prove his point.

Mike Tyson Tattoo Artist Sues Warner Bros. to Stop Release of ‘Hangover 2’ … The man who gave Mike Tyson his distinctive facial tattoo has sued Warner Bros. over the similar-looking facial art on Ed Helms' character in the upcoming The Hangover: Part II.  —  S. Victor Whitmill …

Pregnant Jersey Shore Star Angelina's Ex Speaks Out  —  There's going to be a new baby guido in town.  Former Jersey Shore star Angelina Pivarnick just announced she's pregnant, but there is one person who isn't jumping for joy at the baby news - her ex-fiancé.  —  PHOTOS: Jersey Shore Girls Hit Up Sex Shop

A MESSAGE FROM EMMA  —  I felt the need to let you all know the reason I took a semester off from Brown had nothing to do with bullying as the media have been suggesting recently.  I have never been bullied in my life and certainly never at Brown.  This ‘10 points to Gryffindor’ incident never even happened.

Chace Crawford Cuts Deal In Pot Case  —  TMZ has learned ... Chace Crawford made a deal in his marijuana possession case in Texas, and if he's a good boy for the next year, the case will disappear and Chace's record will be squeaky clean.  —  Sources tell us Chace — who was busted in Plano …

Arnold Schwarzenegger Picks His Next Film: Cry Macho  —  On Wednesday it was reported that Arnold Schwarzenegger was shopping around further Terminator sequels.  But Vulture has learned that reprising that role won't be his next project: Instead, for his first post-gubernatorial picture …

Vampire Diaries' Paul Wesley and actress Torrey DeVitto married!  —  Star of the CW series Vampire Diaries Paul Wesley secretly married his girlfriend, Pretty Little Liars' Torrey DeVitto, Life & Style has learned.  —  The pair were rumored to be married when Paul referred to Torrey as his wife …

Prince Hot Ginge's Crotch Grab Closes My Royal Wedding Coverage (I PROMISE!)  —  With everyone's idol Flower Girl Grace trying to stop the madness with her hands and this picture of Prince Hot Ginge checking up on his royal scepter, I can say with complete confidence that there's nothing more to see here.

Nicole Richie in a Bikini  —  I'm going to be frank with you.  There's really not a whole lot going on today that's not the Royal Wedding, so it's either Nicole Richie in a bikini or a 40 pic gallery on fascinators.  So, if you can't tell, we flipped a coin.  On a bright note, at least Nicole doesn't have a child in her this time.

‘Celeb Rehab’ Star — Back In The Slammer  —  “Celebrity Rehab” star Frankie Lons — the mother of singer Keyshia Cole — is back in jail this morning ... after cops say they found her in possession of “drug-related material” ... TMZ has learned.  —  Law enforcement tells us …

So Who Wants to See Megan Fox Look Like a Bird Hooker?  —  Here are stills from Megan Fox's upcoming movie Passion Play - The one Mickey Rourke preemptively declared as terrible. - and basing it entirely on these photos alone, her character's clearly some sort of bird-fetish hooker.

Diddy — Why I REALLY Canceled My Concerts ...  Diddy is finally explaining why he canceled five upcoming concerts — claiming it had nothing do with low ticket sales — it was a “logistics” issue ... whatever that means.  —  Amidst reports that ticket sales were in the dumps …