EXCLUSIVE: Where Prince William, Kate Spent Their Post-Wedding Weekend  —  Turns out they just wanted to crash!  —  Although Prince William and Kate — a.k.a. the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge — put off their overseas vacation, the newlyweds did indulge in a couple days of R & R. As previously reported …

Katy Perry on Her Religious Childhood, Her Career, and Her Marriage to Russell Brand  —  “My career is like an artichoke,” Katy Perry tells Vanity Fair contributing editor Lisa Robinson.  “People might think that the leaves are tasty and buttered up and delicious, and they don't even know …

Lindsay Lohan May Dodge Jail  —  Lindsay Lohan is poised to avoid jail entirely, despite her 120-day sentence ... TMZ has learned.  —  TMZ broke the story ... Lindsay will plead no contest to misdemeanor theft, and it's likely the judge will not increase the 120 day sentence — in other words …

EXCLUSIVE: Rep: Jennifer Love Hewitt Splits With Beau Alex Beh  —  Jennifer Love has lost in love again.  —  After nearly a year together, Jennifer Love Hewitt has parted ways with beau Alex Beh, her rep confirms to Us Weekly.  —  “They haven't been dating for a little while,” the rep adds.

Kristen Wiig: The Anti-Comedian  —  She zipped through the Groundlings' classes and won tons of stage time performing absurd characters, including a very serious composer who writes music for Disney's Main Street Electrical Parade and a chatty Target salesclerk.  By 2005 she was on SNL doing the Target Lady nearly every week.

Andy Dick Arrested — Allegedly Wasted In Public  —  The downward spiral continues ... Andy Dick was arrested at a restaurant in Temecula, CA last night after cops say he was acting disorderly ... while under the influence of drugs or alcohol.  —  The former “Celebrity Rehab” …

Mariah Carey Teases Fans with Babies' Initials  —  Mariah Carey delivered twins on Saturday, but the diva still hasn't revealed her little ones' names.  —  But that didn't stop the singer from taking to Twitter to stir up some guesses.  Promising to reveal all soon, the singer first teased her fans.

Selena Gomez: 'I Don't Like Hiding' My Relationship with Justin Bieber  —  Despite donning matching outfits on Oscar night and essentially coming out as a couple, Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber have still been coy about their relationship.  —  But now Gomez, who calls their Oscar after-party date …

‘Desperate Housewives’ Star Popped for DUI  —  Ricardo Chavira — who plays Eva Longoria's husband on “Desperate Housewives” — was arrested for DUI early this morning in Los Angeles ... law enforcement sources tell TMZ.  —  The 39-year-old actor was pulled over for a routine traffic stop at around 2 AM …

‘Twilight Saga’ Author Stephenie Meyer's ‘The Host’ Lands Saoirse Ronan To Star  —  EXCLUSIVE: Saoirse Ronan has been set to star in The Host, the screen adaptation of the bestselling novel by Twilight Saga author Stephenie Meyer.  Scripted by Andrew Niccol, the film figures to be one of the hot titles …

Shania Twain Talks About Ex-Husband's Affair  —  “I didn't want to kill myself but I didn't want to live,” a somber Shania Twain said in an interview that aired Tuesday on ‘The Oprah Winfrey Show.’ “Our lives were intertwined in every respect and I really was completely shocked.”

How NCIS Plans to Dis Osama Bin Laden  —  This makes sense: There's a good chance CBS's NCIS will be the first prime-time TV show to work Osama bin Laden's killing into an episode.  Vulture hears that, even though production on the top-rated Tuesday show has already wrapped for the season …

2011 Hot 100  —  We'll never forget the day we got our Ph.D.'s from Hotness grad school.  As the stuffy old dean pontificated about the responsibilities inherent in judging sexiness, we shot spitballs and laughed the laughter of youth.  What fools we were.

Tony Awards: ‘The Book of Mormon’ leads 2011 Tony nominations  —  “The Book of Mormon,” the equal-opportunity-offending Broadway musical from the creators of “South Park,” led the Tony Award nominations Tuesday with 14 nods.  The musical “The Scottsboro Boys,” which closed earlier this season …

EXCLUSIVE: Who's the Dad of January Jones' Unborn Baby?  —  Baby brouhaha!  —  A source tells Us Weekly that January Jones — who revealed she was pregnant April 28 — was so intent on starting a family that it drove a wedge between her and ex-beau Jason Sudeikis.

Reese Witherspoon Looks Amazing  —  Here is Reese Witherspoon at the UK premiere of Water For Elephants.  You'll notice a stark lack of Robert Pattinson who naturally, was also in attendance.  Granted, he is a big name celebrity who also co-stars in the film so I'd probably be directed …

Charlie Sheen: Kelly Preston Shot Herself  —  Charlie Sheen claims he did not shoot Kelly Preston ... and that it was Kelly herself who caused the gun to fire and injure herself in the infamous 1990 incident.  —  Sheen gave his version of events during his “My Violent Torpedo of Truth” stop in Vancouver Monday night.

Madonna Felt “Fat” at Met Gala  —  Even the Material Girl feels less than perfect sometimes.  —  At the Met Gala in New York on Monday night, Madonna confessed to reporters that she wasn't thrilled with the way she looked.  —  “I feel fat in my dress,” she said.