Arnold/Maria Split — A Long Time Coming  —  So We Googled Weird Boobs...  Arnold/Maria Split — A Long Time Coming  —  5/10/2011 6:20 AM PDT by TMZ Staff  —  Maria Shriver has been “miserable” in her marriage for a long, long time, sources connected with the couple tell TMZ …

Whitney Houston — Banned From Prince Shows  —  Whitney Houston has lost her Prince privileges ... because sources tell TMZ the Purple One's people became so fed up with her erratic behavior and constant ticket demands ... that she is no longer allowed at his shows.

Sarah Ferguson: Royal Wedding Snub “Was So Difficult”  —  Did Sarah Ferguson — the Duchess of York — put a curse on the House of Windsor after she was excluded from her nephew William's royal wedding?  —  Not exactly, but it wasn't a feel-good moment for Princesses Eugenie and Beatrice's mom …

Heidi Klum in a Bikini  —  Here's Heidi Klum vacationing in Miami over the weekend and you may notice a disproportionate amount of photos featuring her super-long German butt-crack.  So, before everyone all gets bent out of shape, I'm not suggesting we should consider Hitler isn't dead …

Rush to get Pippa Middleton's topless photos taken off the market; family feels ‘betrayed’  —  21st Century Rule of Thumb: If your sister is planning on marrying future King of England, don't pose for potentially embarrassing pics, or take your clothes off in public.  —  Ever.

Lindsay Lohan Michael Trevino  —  Lindsay Lohan and Michael Trevino as vampires, it got intense on this shoot people left bleeding!  Lindsay and I had been wanting to do this vampire shoot for a while and it came together in perfect time for my gallery, Trevino just happened to be in town it was all meant to be!

Wish you were heir!  Prince William whisks Kate away on a £4,000-a-night tropical honeymoon ‘in the Seychelles’  —  The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have left for a two-week honeymoon in a secret hideaway in the Indian Ocean.  —  The newlyweds will stay in an exclusive villa …

Why No Pre-Nup for Paul McCartney and Wife No. 3?  —  All you need is love.  And two rich people who don't need each other's money.  Paul McCartney and his girlfriend of over four years, Nancy Shevell, are engaged to be married and once again the world Paul is considering not having a pre-nuptial agreement.

Source: January Jones' Baby Daddy So Isn't Jason Sudeikis  —  Although most recently linked to SNL actor Jason Sudeikis, January and Jason split in January (appropriately enough), and a most knowledgeable source tells us the funnyman is not the father of January's soon-to-be born kid:  —  FACEBOOK!

Ethan Hawke Joins ‘Total Recall’ Remake (Exclusive) … Ethan Hawke is boarding Total Recall, Columbia's Colin Farrell-starring remake of the 1990 Arnold Schwarzenegger action movie.  —  The original movie, based on the Philip K. Dick story, We Can Remember It for You Wholesale …

Five Years Later, Oprah and James Frey to Meet Again  —  Because one day isn't enough time to confront a guy years after you shattered his career in a million little pieces, Oprah Winfrey is setting aside two episodes in her final weeks to interview infamous author James Frey.

Kirstie Alley: I'm Only Eating 1,400 Calories a Day  —  Just how much does a Dancing with the Stars contestant consume in a day that's ridden with seven hours of rehearsals?  If you're Kirstie Alley, it's just 1,400 calories, a number she admitted to during rehearsal footage on Monday night's show.

Woody Harrelson Cast as Haymitch in ‘Hunger Games’ … Lionsgate's The Hunger Games film has found its Haymitch Abernathy.  —  Woody Harrelson has landed the coveted role of Katniss Everdeen's mentor in the upcoming big-screen adaptation of Suzanne Collins' bestselling novel.

Al Pacino joins the cast of ‘Gotti’  —  Thesp added to indie mob drama; deal announced at Cannes  —  Al Pacino has joined the cast of indie mob drama “Gotti: Three Generations” opposite John Travolta, Kelly Preston, Joe Pesci and Lindsay Lohan.  —  Pacino will portray Gotti associate Neil Dellacroce.

Chaz Bono Talks Cher, Brangelina and More Surgery  —  Chaz Bono is a bit nervous of running into Michael Chiklis some day.  —  Why?  —  In Becoming Chaz, the new documentary about Bono's transitioning from female to male, he says he'd now love to have Chiklis' physique...  TWITTER: Follow Marc Malkin

Eric Dane: Why I Love My Wife Now More Than Ever  —  Life has changed for Eric Dane since welcoming daughter Billie Beatrice last year — and, as a result, so has the actor's love for wife Rebecca Gayheart.  —  “I don't know if there's any change more significant that a human being can make than that of a woman becoming a mother.

Alec Baldwin Drops Out of ‘Rock of Ages’ (Exclusive) … The high-profile cast of Rock of Ages is down one star.  Alec Baldwin has fallen out of the New Line adaptation of the hit Broadway musical being directed by Adam Shankman.  —  Shankman said on March 5 that the Emmy-winning 30 Rock actor had agreed to join the cast.

Rachel Weisz In Deep Talks For Bourne Gal  —  EXCLUSIVE: What a nice dilemma to have.  Just last week, Deadline reported that Rachel Weisz was in talks with Walt Disney Studios for Oz: The Great And Powerful, to be directed by Sam Raimi.  But now I've learned that Rachel is in even deeper talks …

Justin Bieber — VOMITING in the Philippines  —  Justin Bieber was so sick last night at his show in the Philippines, TMZ has learned, the singer repeatedly took breaks during his set to run backstage ... and barf his brains out.  —  Sources close to Bieber tell TMZ, JB came down with some kind …

He Was Doing A Lot Of Pumping  —  BlindGossip - The breakup of this long-married Hollywood power couple may come as a surprise to some.  It hasn't just been his flip-flopping between careers in the past few years that's put a strain on their relationship.  He's also been flip-flopping among several women.

Fox Orders ‘Teenage Daughter’, ‘Finder’, ‘Alcatraz’ & ‘New Girl’ To Series, ‘Weekends At Bellevue’, ‘Iceland’ Dead  —  UPDATE: 7:30 PM: Fox has picked up a second new comedy series, I Hate My Teenage Daughter on the same night its star, Jaime Pressly appears on Fox's Raising Hope.

Presenting.....The Purple Fox!!  —  On Mah Boo 369me last night, Isha Sesay started talking about the non-feud between superstar brat Justin Bieber and Marg Helgenberger when the producers snuck in a picture of a 9-year-old Anderson Cooper dressed like Ruta Lee on To Tell The Truth?.