EXCLUSIVE: Bristol Palin Tells Us: Why I Changed My Face  —  Surgery at 20?  You betcha!  —  Bristol Palin caused a major stir April 30 in Washington, D.C. at an afterparty for the White House Correspondents Association dinner: Debuting not just a slimmed-down bod and stylish …

Lindsay Lohan Gets Merciful Sentence for Theft  —  Lindsay Lohan dodged a huge bullet today — she won't be locked up in jail ... this after pleading no contest to misdemeanor theft.  —  Lindsay's attorney Shawn Holley entered the plea a few minutes ago — Lindsay wasn't in court.

EXCLUSIVE: Real Housewives' Taylor Armstrong, Hubby Secretly Separate  —  Taylor Armstrong has finally left her icy husband, Russell.  —  A source tells the new issue of Us Weekly (on stands now) that The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star has secretly separated from her banker husband of seven years.

MYSTERY MAN REVEALED: Hugh Grant Almost Replaced Charlie Sheen On ‘Men’  —  EXCLUSIVE: I've learned that one-time bad boy Hugh Grant was deep into final negotiations to replace Charlie Sheen as the lead on Two And A Half Men until he pulled out last night at the last minute due to creative differences.

Angelina Jolie (Finally) Confirms Latest Tattoo Is for Brad Pitt  —  Angelina Jolie has Brad Pitt permanently on her arm.  —  Jolie's latest tattoo sparked adoption speculation last month, when she revealed a new set of map coordinates on her arm, just underneath tattoos of coordinates of the birthplaces of her six children.

‘Road Trip’ Actress — Knee Surgery Day Before Death  —  “Road Trip” actress Mia Amber Davis underwent a routine knee surgery in Los Angeles the day before she died ... TMZ has confirmed.  —  TMZ spoke with Mia's husband — Michael Yard — who told us the actress went under the knife Monday …

Will's movie-set trailer trashed by nabe  —  Will Smith has found a trailer to match his massive ego.  —  The megastar has docked a gargantuan, double-decker moveable mansion for his “Men in Black III” shoot smack in the middle of SoHo — even though he's renting a luxury apartment less than a mile away.

THE ROYAL PEEK: AMBER ROSE  —  Finally, we get to put the voice and personality to the crotch-grabbing body that's been in our fantasies for years.  Gentlemen, Amber Rose speaks.  Listen up.  —  What do you think is the perception of Amber Rose?  —  I spoke to people, asking why do I constantly get ridiculed.

Princess Beatrice to Auction Off Wedding Hat on eBay  —  Loved the fascinator that Princess Beatrice wore to the Royal Wedding?  Now it can be yours - for the right price.  —  “She's putting it up on eBay to auction it for UNICEF and for children in crisis,” Beatrice's mother …

COVER STORY: Katie Holmes — Yes, I'm Pregnant!  —  There's a special glow emanating from Katie Holmes these days, and it's not a great tan or some Scientological aura.  Instead, five years after the birth of her daughter, Suri, the 32-year-old actress boasted a burgeoning bump at Barneys New York in L.A. on May 6.

Pics!  Lady Gaga Takes Her Headskunk & Nearly Bare Butt To Cannes  —  We can't really explain it, but Lady Gaga looks sorta/extra tranny-ish in our photos from Cannes taken earlier today.  The pop star was rehearsing for her performance - so naturally, she was wearing underwear, tights, and a bra.

Chelsea Handler: “I Have Very Strong Feelings” for Andre Balazs  —  Could this be love for Chelsea Handler?  —  The raunchy late-night comic (and pal to stars like Jennifer Aniston and Reese Witherspoon) has finally gone public with hotelier Andre Balazs; she and her beau of four months stepped …

EXCLUSIVE: Mick Jagger's daughter Lizzy Jagger nude in new Playboy  —  Mick Jagger may have a 19th Nervous Breakdown when he sees the June issue of Playboy—one of his four daughters has bared all for the men's magazine.  —  “I'm kind of a topless person,” explains Elizabeth “Lizzy” Scarlett Jagger.

Will and Jada Pinkett Smith are the guests on last show  —  Cementing their place in history as two of Oprah Winfrey's favorite guests, Will Smith and wife Jada Pinkett Smith will appear May 25 on the daytime talk queen's final show, Flash has learned exclusively.

Prince Harry and Chelsy Davy: Another royal wedding!  —  Prince William and Kate's honeymoon is officially underway but back home, there's already talks of another royal wedding!  While Prince Harry and girlfriend Chelsy Davy's relationship has had its ups and downs in the past …

It's Pippa!  Athletic, Outgoing and Ambitious  —  Pippa Middleton knows how to make a memorable first impression.  —  With one wedding (her sister Kate's) and one dress (an ivory Alexander McQueen that flaunted all her enviable curves), Philippa Charlotte Middleton, 27, managed to snag the spotlight as much of the world looked on.

Charlie and Denise FACE OFF Over Their Kids  —  Charlie Sheen and his ex-wife Denise Richards went to battle at an L.A. lawyer's office yesterday over a custody agreement regarding their kids ... and TMZ has learned the Warlock did NOT emerge victorious.  —  Sources connected to the negotiation …

‘Teen Mom’ Amber Portwood Loses Primary Custody  —  “Teen Mom” Amber Portwood just lost primary custody of her baby daughter ... TMZ has learned.  —  Custody was awarded to baby daddy Gary Shirley instead — after an Indiana judge decided he was a more suitable parent ... at least for the time being.