Lindsay Lohan Gets Merciful Sentence for Theft  —  Lindsay Lohan dodged a huge bullet today — she won't be locked up in jail ... this after pleading no contest to misdemeanor theft.  —  Lindsay's attorney Shawn Holley entered the plea a few minutes ago — Lindsay wasn't in court.

EXCLUSIVE: Bristol Palin Tells Us: Why I Changed My Face  —  Surgery at 20?  You betcha!  —  Bristol Palin caused a major stir April 30 in Washington, D.C. at an afterparty for the White House Correspondents Association dinner: Debuting not just a slimmed-down bod and stylish …

‘Road Trip’ Actress — Knee Surgery Day Before Death  —  “Road Trip” actress Mia Amber Davis underwent a routine knee surgery in Los Angeles the day before she died ... TMZ has confirmed.  —  TMZ spoke with Mia's husband — Michael Yard — who told us the actress went under the knife Monday …

Angelina Jolie (Finally) Confirms Latest Tattoo Is for Brad Pitt  —  Angelina Jolie has Brad Pitt permanently on her arm.  —  Jolie's latest tattoo sparked adoption speculation last month, when she revealed a new set of map coordinates on her arm, just underneath tattoos of coordinates of the birthplaces of her six children.

Bethenny Frankel Sued by Ex-Manager for $100 Million (Exclusive) … Reality star turned liquor mogul Bethenny Frankel has been sued by her ex-managers, who claim they helped broker her pairing with the lucrative Skinnygirl cocktail brand and were cut out of the rich deal that followed.

MYSTERY MAN REVEALED: Hugh Grant Almost Replaced Charlie Sheen On ‘Men’  —  EXCLUSIVE: I've learned that one-time bad boy Hugh Grant was deep into final negotiations to replace Charlie Sheen as the lead on Two And A Half Men until he pulled out last night at the last minute due to creative differences.

Taylor Armstrong & Husband Not Splitting, Rep Says  —  The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Taylor Armstrong and her husband Russell have not split up, her rep confirms exclusively to PEOPLE.  —  The couple's marital problems were featured during the first season of Bravo's hit …

Which ‘American Idol’ Contestant Made 'Lady Gaga's Yaya Go La-La,' According To Steven Tyler?  —  LOS ANGELES, Calif. — The “American Idol” final four came face to face with Lady Gaga this week on the reality television competition and she certainly helped shake things up.

Will's movie-set trailer trashed by nabe  —  Will Smith has found a trailer to match his massive ego.  —  The megastar has docked a gargantuan, double-decker moveable mansion for his “Men in Black III” shoot smack in the middle of SoHo — even though he's renting a luxury apartment less than a mile away.

THE ROYAL PEEK: AMBER ROSE  —  Finally, we get to put the voice and personality to the crotch-grabbing body that's been in our fantasies for years.  Gentlemen, Amber Rose speaks.  Listen up.  —  What do you think is the perception of Amber Rose?  —  I spoke to people, asking why do I constantly get ridiculed.

Princess Beatrice to Auction Off Wedding Hat on eBay  —  Loved the fascinator that Princess Beatrice wore to the Royal Wedding?  Now it can be yours - for the right price.  —  “She's putting it up on eBay to auction it for UNICEF and for children in crisis,” Beatrice's mother …

The Situation: My Dad's Accusations Are “Hurtful”  —  A very bad family situation, indeed.  —  One day after Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino's father, Frank, announced he is writing a tell-all book based on his son's dark past, the 28-year-old Jersey Shore star tells Us Weekly that he is …

‘Teen Mom’ Amber Portwood Loses Primary Custody  —  “Teen Mom” Amber Portwood just lost primary custody of her baby daughter ... TMZ has learned.  —  Custody was awarded to baby daddy Gary Shirley instead — after an Indiana judge decided he was a more suitable parent ... at least for the time being.

How Much Did Pippa Middleton's ‘Friends’ Make on Her Topless Pics?  —  Kate Middleton may be in line to be the Queen of England, but her younger sister Pippa Middleton is where the money's at.  Just ask her so-called friends, who have sold a string of topless and body baring snaps …

COVER STORY: Katie Holmes — Yes, I'm Pregnant!  —  There's a special glow emanating from Katie Holmes these days, and it's not a great tan or some Scientological aura.  Instead, five years after the birth of her daughter, Suri, the 32-year-old actress boasted a burgeoning bump at Barneys New York in L.A. on May 6.

Katie Holmes and Chace Crawford to Star in ‘Responsible Adults’ (Cannes) … CANNES — Katie Holmes and Chace Crawford will star in the comedy-romance Responsible Adults, which John Poll will direct for Night & Day Pictures.  —  Alex Schemmer has written the screenplay about a 30-year-old med student …