‘Men’ a Go — Ashton To Make Way Less than Charlie  —  Ashton Kutcher has officially signed on to “Two and a Half Men” ... and TMZ has learned he'll be making more than half of Charlie Sheen's base salary ... but less than $900,000 an episode.  —  Sources tell TMZ, Charlie's base pay on the show was $1.25 million an episode.

DONE DEAL: Ashton Kutcher New Star Of ‘Two & A Half Men’ Replacing Charlie Sheen  —  UPDATE 6:30 PM: We've just received word that negotiations have concluded, marking That '70s Show co-star Ashton Kutcher's return to television after a brief movie career.  He is replacing Charlie Sheen in Two And A Half Men.

Mike Myers, Kelly Tisdale Expecting First Child  —  At the age of 47, Austin Powers actor Mike Myers is about to become a first-time father.  —  PHOTOS: Who else is expecting in Hollywood?  —  The actor's wife, Kelly Tisdale, is currently in her second trimester.

NBC Adds to Series Orders With ‘Awake,’ ‘Playboy,’ ‘Grimm’; Rejects ‘Wonder Woman,’ 'A Mann's World,' More … As NBC's upfront fast approaches, the network continues a buying spree that began Wednesday with four series orders from its sister studio.  —  The Hollywood Reporter will update …

Matthew Perry Returning to Rehab to Continue Recovery  —  Matthew Perry, who has struggled with prescription pills and alcohol in the past, is going back to a treatment facility as part of his ongoing recovery.  —  The Friends star, 41, confirms the move in a statement that ends with a Chandler Bing-style dry quip.

Lady Gaga's Heels Get the Shaft from ‘American Idol’  —  Last night fans got to watch Lady Gaga mentor the “American Idol” contestants, but one thing they didn't see ... her clear plastic penis heels.  —  When Gaga appeared on the show, producers smacked an “Idol” logo over her sexually explicit stilettos …