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11:25 AM ET, May 14, 2011

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TMZ.com:
Charlie Sheen: Ashton's Going Down With the Ship  —  Charlie Sheen delivered the ultimate back-handed compliment to Ashton Kutcher, telling TMZ he's talented but the show will tank.  —  Charlie tells TMZ, “Kutcher is a sweetheart and a brilliant comedic performer ... Oh wait, so am I!!”
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Erin Carlson / omg! on Yahoo!:
Charlie Sheen Praises ‘Two and a Half Men’ Replacement Ashton Kutcher, Predicts Show's Doom Anyway  —  Surprise, surprise.  The ink has barely tried on Ashton Kutcher's brand-new, last-minute contract to join “Two And a Half Men,” and Charlie Sheen already has something to say about it.
Discussion: TMZ.com and Anything Hollywood
Alison Schwartz / People.com:
Jon Cryer ‘Jazzed’ About Working with Ashton Kutcher  —  Charlie Sheen called him a “turncoat, a traitor, a troll”, but Two and a Half Men's Jon Cryer had only nice things to say about his former costar after news broke that Ashton Kutcher is joining the sitcom.
Discussion: Pop2it, Gossip Cop and Inside TV
Us Weekly:
It's Official! Ashton Kutcher Joins Two and a Half Men
Discussion: Oh, The Scandal! and Dlisted
TMZ.com:
‘Men’ a Go — Ashton To Make Way Less than Charlie
Us Weekly:
Jenna Fischer Is Pregnant!  —  Jenna Fischer already has practice playing pregnant — now she's ready for the real thing!  —  A rep for the Office star, whose character Pam gave birth last year, tells Us Weekly she and her screenwriter hubby of nearly a year Lee Kirk are expecting their first child together.
Discussion: Pop2it, Oh, The Scandal!, PopEater and omg!
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Amanda Hasaka / Celebuzz:
Exclusive: Jenna Fischer Pregnant With Her First Child!
Discussion: Celebrity Baby Scoop
Dahvi Shira / People.com:
Jenna Fischer Is Pregnant!
Discussion: The Hollywood Gossip
Extra:
Emergency at ‘Dancing with the Stars’  —  “Dancing with the Stars” pro Kym Johnson was injured during rehearsals with her partner, Hines Ward.  —  An eyewitness tells “Extra” the dancing duo fell while practicing.  L.A. Fire Department confirmed to “Extra” that they dispatched a rescue ambulance to the “DWTS” rehearsal studios.
Discussion: I Need My Fix and X17 Online
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TMZ.com:
‘Dancing with the Stars’ Pro — Rushed to Hospital  —  “Dancing with the Stars” pro Kym Johnson was rushed to the hospital moments ago — after sustaining an injury during rehearsals for the show ... TMZ has learned.  —  Johnson — who's paired up with Pittsburgh Steelers great Hines Ward …
Monica Rizzo / People.com:
Kym Johnson of Dancing with the Stars Rushed to Hospital with Injury  —  Dancing With the Stars pro hoofer Kym Johnson was taken by ambulance to a Los Angeles area hospital Friday after injuring herself during rehearsals with her partner, Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver Hines Ward.
Gina Serpe / E! Online:
Dancing With the Stars' Emergency: Kym Johnson Rushed to Hospital!
Discussion: PopEater and TV Squad
The Superficial:
Britney Spears ‘Mentally Incapable’ of Testifying in Court  —  And welcome to the exact moment she realized this wasn't a McDonald's and was tricked into dressin' all fancy again.  —  Remember Sam Lutfi, Britney Spears former “manager” who consistently drugged her when he wasn't threatening to piss on the graves of his enemies?
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Kiki Von Glinow / PopEater:
Britney Spears' Parents: Our Daughter Is Mentally Unsound  —  Although Britney Spears seems to have bounced back from her mentally questionable days, when it comes to her mother's legal battles, the pop star's parents don't think their daughter's noggin is up to snuff to testify, according to Billboard.
The Huffington Post:
Britney Spears: Mentally Incapable Of Testifying In Ex-Manager Suit, Say Parents
Discussion: Us Weekly and PopBytes
Elise / INF Daily:
Khloe Kardashian Rocks The Camel Toe In Times Square!  —  Try as they might, the government of NYC will never really be able to class up Times Square when you have the likes of Khloe Kardashian running around in a denim jumpsuit with camel toe.  What on earth is she thinking?
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Katelyn Mullen / PopEater:
Khloe Kardashian's Denim Look: Fashion Hit or Miss
Deadline.com:
Mighty Thor Chris Hemsworth To Star Opposite Kristen Stewart: Closes ‘Huntsman’ Role In Snow White Saga  —  EXCLUSIVE: Now that ‘Thor’ opened strongly around the world, its star Chris Hemsworth is one hot Aussie hunk.  He's just closed a deal for the good guy role opposite Twilight Saga …
PARADE Magazine:
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Discussion: dailystab.com and Just Jared
Us Weekly:
EXCLUSIVE: Kings of Leon's Caleb Followill Weds Model Lily Aldridge!  —  And the bride wore...Vera Wang!  —  Victoria's Secret supermodel Lily Aldridge was a vision in white when she tied the knot with Kings of Leon rocker Caleb Followill in Santa Barbara, Calif. on Thursday night, a source tells Us Weekly exclusively.
Alison Schwartz / People.com:
Anna Kournikova's Miami Mansion for Sale for $9.4 million  —  Having a body or a boyfriend like Anna Kournikova's may seem a little out of reach, but you can live just like the tennis star - for $9.4 million.  —  Kournikova's 6,630-square-ft. Miami Beach mansion is on the market - even if she's not.
Discussion: PopEater and Pop2it
Mike Fleming / Deadline.com:
Cannes: Ryan Gosling To Star In & Direct Remake Of ‘The Idolmaker’  —  EXCLUSIVE: Ryan Gosling is set to star and direct a remake of the 1980 movie The Idolmaker for MGM.  It would be the Oscar-nominated actor's directorial debut.  Idolmaker, directed by Taylor Hackford …
Nellie Andreeva / Deadline.com:
‘Brothers & Sisters’ Canceled, As Is ‘V’  —  UPDATE: It's official, there will be no sixth season of ABC's family drama Brothers and Sisters.  And V won't return for a third season either.  ABC just made the calls.  PREVIOUS: Barring any last-minute miracle, it looks like this is the end …
Nellie Andreeva / Deadline.com:
NBC Picks Up Comedies Parham/St. Clair, ‘Bent’, Chelsea Handler, ‘Free Agents’, Passes On More Pilots  —  UPDATE: I hear NBC just picked up two more comedy pilots: romantic comedy Bent, starring Amanda Peet and David Walton, which I hear will probably be for midseason, and the untitled Parham/St. Clair project, now called BFFs.
Alan Duke / CNN:
Scammer calls social worker on Mariah Carey, husband says  —  Los Angeles (CNN) — New mother Mariah Carey got a hospital visit from a social worker this week, according to her husband, after someone complained that Carey was abusing her newborn twins by consuming alcohol and drugs while breastfeeding.
People.com:
Mary Tyler Moore ‘Recovering Nicely’ from Head Surgery  —  Mary Tyler Moore underwent a four-hour operation to remove a benign tumor on the lining tissue of the skull, her rep tells PEOPLE.  —  “According to her surgeon, she tolerated the procedure without difficulty and is recovering nicely …
Linda Marx / People.com:
Audrina Patridge Is Back with Her Ex-Boyfriend, Corey Bohan: Source  —  Looks like they're on again!  —  After several weeks of partying in Palm Beach, Fla., and Mexico together, Audrina Patridge has split from her polo player boyfriend Nic Roldan and started dating ex-boyfriend Corey Bohan again, a source tells PEOPLE.
 
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Nerve.com:
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Nellie Andreeva / Deadline.com:
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Stephanie / X17 Online:
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ABCNEWS:
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TMZ.com:
Oxygen Network BANS ‘Bad Girls Club’ Star
Nellie Andreeva / Deadline.com:
NBC Cancels ‘The Event’, Talks Underway To Continue The Show Elsewhere
Discussion: Inside TV, TV Squad and TVLine
Us Weekly:
How Zooey Deschanel's Rocker Husband Got Sober
Daily Mail:
'I'm not a home wrecker': Alicia Keys denies claims she began relationship with Swizz Beatz …
TMZ.com:
Mystery Celeb Negotiating Herpes Settlement
Discussion: Videogum
Photo Boy / The Superficial:
Jessica Alba in Another Bikini
 

 
From Mediagazer:

Matthew Keys / The Desk:
DirecTV terminates its Dish acquisition after a group of Dish creditors rejected a modified bond exchange offer

Ashley Carman / Bloomberg:
A growing number of podcasters, including Tim Ferriss, are moving away from interviews to monologues or co-hosts, as some well-known guests can be overexposed

Jonathan Stempel / Reuters:
A New York judge finds Sirius XM liable for a difficult subscription cancellation process; Sirius says it will appeal but abide by a new “click-to-cancel” rule

 
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