Charlie Sheen: Ashton's Going Down With the Ship  —  Charlie Sheen delivered the ultimate back-handed compliment to Ashton Kutcher, telling TMZ he's talented but the show will tank.  —  Charlie tells TMZ, “Kutcher is a sweetheart and a brilliant comedic performer ... Oh wait, so am I!!”

Jenna Fischer Is Pregnant!  —  Jenna Fischer already has practice playing pregnant — now she's ready for the real thing!  —  A rep for the Office star, whose character Pam gave birth last year, tells Us Weekly she and her screenwriter hubby of nearly a year Lee Kirk are expecting their first child together.

Emergency at ‘Dancing with the Stars’  —  “Dancing with the Stars” pro Kym Johnson was injured during rehearsals with her partner, Hines Ward.  —  An eyewitness tells “Extra” the dancing duo fell while practicing.  L.A. Fire Department confirmed to “Extra” that they dispatched a rescue ambulance to the “DWTS” rehearsal studios.

Britney Spears ‘Mentally Incapable’ of Testifying in Court  —  And welcome to the exact moment she realized this wasn't a McDonald's and was tricked into dressin' all fancy again.  —  Remember Sam Lutfi, Britney Spears former “manager” who consistently drugged her when he wasn't threatening to piss on the graves of his enemies?

Chris Brown & Rihanna Hook Up Online  —  Chris Brown is following Rihanna ... and even more surprising, she's following him.  —  We were hunting around online when we noticed their Twitter pages reveal that both are not only following each other, they added each other very recently.

Mighty Thor Chris Hemsworth To Star Opposite Kristen Stewart: Closes ‘Huntsman’ Role In Snow White Saga  —  EXCLUSIVE: Now that ‘Thor’ opened strongly around the world, its star Chris Hemsworth is one hot Aussie hunk.  He's just closed a deal for the good guy role opposite Twilight Saga …

EXCLUSIVE: Kings of Leon's Caleb Followill Weds Model Lily Aldridge!  —  And the bride wore...Vera Wang!  —  Victoria's Secret supermodel Lily Aldridge was a vision in white when she tied the knot with Kings of Leon rocker Caleb Followill in Santa Barbara, Calif. on Thursday night, a source tells Us Weekly exclusively.

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Khloe Kardashian Rocks The Camel Toe In Times Square!  —  Try as they might, the government of NYC will never really be able to class up Times Square when you have the likes of Khloe Kardashian running around in a denim jumpsuit with camel toe.  What on earth is she thinking?

Anna Kournikova's Miami Mansion for Sale for $9.4 million  —  Having a body or a boyfriend like Anna Kournikova's may seem a little out of reach, but you can live just like the tennis star - for $9.4 million.  —  Kournikova's 6,630-square-ft. Miami Beach mansion is on the market - even if she's not.

Cannes: Ryan Gosling To Star In & Direct Remake Of ‘The Idolmaker’  —  EXCLUSIVE: Ryan Gosling is set to star and direct a remake of the 1980 movie The Idolmaker for MGM.  It would be the Oscar-nominated actor's directorial debut.  Idolmaker, directed by Taylor Hackford …

Exclusive: Game of Thrones' Lena Headey Hacks Into White Collar  —  Lena Headey, who plays Queen Cersei on HBO's Game of Thrones, is extending her reign to the USA Network, TVGuide.com has learned exclusively.  —  On Friday, USA cast Headey in an upcoming episode of the action-drama White Collar.

‘Brothers & Sisters’ Canceled, As Is ‘V’  —  UPDATE: It's official, there will be no sixth season of ABC's family drama Brothers and Sisters.  And V won't return for a third season either.  ABC just made the calls.  PREVIOUS: Barring any last-minute miracle, it looks like this is the end …

Mary Tyler Moore ‘Recovering Nicely’ from Head Surgery  —  Mary Tyler Moore underwent a four-hour operation to remove a benign tumor on the lining tissue of the skull, her rep tells PEOPLE.  —  “According to her surgeon, she tolerated the procedure without difficulty and is recovering nicely …

NBC Picks Up Comedies Parham/St. Clair, ‘Bent’, Chelsea Handler, ‘Free Agents’, Passes On More Pilots  —  UPDATE: I hear NBC just picked up two more comedy pilots: romantic comedy Bent, starring Amanda Peet and David Walton, which I hear will probably be for midseason, and the untitled Parham/St. Clair project, now called BFFs.

Audrina Patridge Is Back with Her Ex-Boyfriend, Corey Bohan: Source  —  Looks like they're on again!  —  After several weeks of partying in Palm Beach, Fla., and Mexico together, Audrina Patridge has split from her polo player boyfriend Nic Roldan and started dating ex-boyfriend Corey Bohan again, a source tells PEOPLE.

Beautiful Women Falling Down: A Short Film  —  In honor of Bridesmaids, an ode to the clichés of romantic comedies. … — Tad Friend in The New Yorker, April 11, 2011