Schwarzenegger fathered a child with longtime member of household staff  —  His wife, Maria Shriver, moved out of their Brentwood mansion earlier this year after the former governor acknowledged the child was his.  The staff member worked for the family for 20 years, retiring in January.

Danielle Staub — I'm A STRIPPER Now (w/ Pics)  —  Now that she's no longer a “Real Housewife of NJ” ... Danielle Staub has picked up a new career as a fully nude, reconstructed, 48-year-old STRIPPER ... and for better or worse, we've got the photos to prove it.

Here Comes the King  —  Out of the misty north there arrived in Hollywood a fair-haired stranger: Skarsgård the Younger, Alexander the Tall, son of Stellan the Comparatively Famous.  With his totally convincing American accent and eyes deep as a glacial fjord, he won over fans of HBO's True Blood.

Pics!  Katie Holmes Takes A Chilly Dip In The Pool.  Fools Us With Her Fake Out Bikini!  —  INF Daily spotted Katie Holmes and her daughter Suri taking a dip in their hotel pool in Miami.  Somehow Katie managed to find a bathing suit that was loose on her.

CBS Renews ‘CSI: NY’, Cancels ‘Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior’  —  In the battle of the bubble crime-drama spinoffs, veteran CSI: NY won a reprieve with a last-minute renewal, while freshman Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior is being canceled after a short midseason run.

‘Belligerent’ Lindsay Lohan Caught In Nightclub Ruckus  —  Troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan allegedly grabbed the wrist of a woman who tried to take a picture of her about 2 a.m. Sunday in a Hollywood nightclub, RadarOnline.com has learned.  —  Then, someone in Lohan's entourage reportedly grabbed …

Brad Pitt Wasn't A Fan Of Christian Upbringing  —  Brad Pitt is at Cannes promoting the polarizing Tree of Life (we're talking people were both booing AND cheering), in which he's playing a father.  —  When asked about his own upbringing in an interview, he raise some concerns he had with having …

PIC: New Parents Mariah Carey, Nick Cannon Leave the Hospital  —  After two weeks of bed rest, new mom Mariah Carey, 42, finally left UCLA Medical Center on Saturday.  Joined by husband Nick Cannon, 30, and twins Moroccan Scott and Monroe (who were swaddled in blue and pink blankets) …

Miley Cyrus Topless, Getting a Tattoo  —  Because one just-turned-18 Disney star tweeting a provocative photo of herself deserves another, here's a topless Miley Cyrus getting a back tattoo in Venezuela that presumably will be just like her mom's angel wings, only classier.

Charlie Sheen Borrows $10 Mil From Warner Bros.  —  Charlie Sheen — who scored the biggest paycheck in TV before getting the boot — had to borrow a huge amount of money from Warner Bros. during his last season on “Two and a Half Men.”  —  TMZ has obtained Charlie's contract for Season 7 (2010 - 2011).

Real Housewives of New Jersey's Teresa Giudice ‘Blacked Out’ at Christening Brawl  —  What would make grown men and women degenerate into a table-pounding, curse-word studded, physical fight during a baby's christening?  —  “I have no idea,” one of the altercation's most active participants …

Jennifer Aniston's Dog Norman Dies  —  Jennifer Aniston has lost a friend.  Her beloved Welsh corgi-terrier mix, Norman, died at age 15.  —  “He died a few weeks ago,” Aniston's rep confirms to PEOPLE.  “He was an old dog and it was just his time.”  —  Over the years, Aniston described …

The Situation SUES Dad — Stop Exploiting Me!!!  —  It's the lawsuit EVERYONE saw coming ... The Situation is suing his father over that horrible website his old man created in an effort to humiliate the MTV reality star ... and TMZ has obtained the docs.  —  According to the suit filed Monday …

InStyle's June Cover Girl Is... Taylor Swift!  —  Taylor Swift is InStyle's June 2011 cover girl!  The 21-year-old country-pop phenom is currently in the midst of a 98-date Speak Now world tour, playing sold-out crowds of all ages who can relate to her love songs.  “There are no rules when it comes to love,” Swift told InStyle.

IVANKA TRUMP: THE INTERVIEW  —  The real estate heiress and fashion entrepreneur is embarking on her latest incarnation as a first-time mother.  —  Ivanka Trump is known for her storied pedigree, an impressive brain, and the Jessica Rabbit curves on her statuesque frame.

Carla Bruni Is Pregnant, Says Father-in-Law  —  Grandpa has spilled the haricots - French for beans.  —  Pal Sarkozy, the father of France's president Nicolas Sarkozy, has told the German newspaper Bild that his son and daughter-in-law, Carla Bruni-Sarkozy, are expecting a baby.

Mel Gibson Shirtless, Smoking And Silly In Cannes  —  Mel Gibson is soaking in the sun while promoting his latest film, The Beaver, at the Cannes Film Festival.  The shirtless star had no problem flaunting his not-so-fit stomach while hanging with a pal on the balcony of the Eden Roc Hotel in Cap d'Antibes.

Cannes buzz: Leo & Blake  —  Leonardo DiCaprio appears to have already moved on from his split with Bar Refaeli — with “Gossip Girl” star Blake Lively.  Just a week after we revealed that the star and the Sports Illustrated swimsuit model were over, DiCaprio and Lively were seen roaming around …