Schwarzenegger fathered a child with longtime member of household staff  —  His wife, Maria Shriver, moved out of their Brentwood mansion earlier this year after the former governor acknowledged the child was his.  The staff member worked for the family for 20 years, retiring in January.

Danielle Staub — I'm A STRIPPER Now  —  Now that she's no longer a “Real Housewife of NJ” ... Danielle Staub has picked up a new career as a fully nude, reconstructed, 48-year-old STRIPPER ... and for better or worse, we've got the photos to prove it.  —  TMZ has learned …

Kelsey Grammer Trying to Rip Custody From Camille  —  Kelsey Grammer has just filed legal papers to get sole physical custody of the two children he had with his ex-wife Camille Grammer ... TMZ has learned.  —  Kelsey's lawyer filed the legal docs today in L.A. County Superior Court.

House Shocker: A ‘Disappointed’ Lisa Edelstein Calls It Quits  —  House fandom, brace for impact: Dr. Cuddy is checking out.  —  Lisa Edelstein — whose long-term contract expires this month — has opted not to return for the show's eighth and likely final season.

Cannes buzz: Leo & Blake  —  Leonardo DiCaprio appears to have already moved on from his split with Bar Refaeli — with “Gossip Girl” star Blake Lively.  Just a week after we revealed that the star and the Sports Illustrated swimsuit model were over, DiCaprio and Lively were seen roaming around …

Here Comes the King  —  Out of the misty north there arrived in Hollywood a fair-haired stranger: Skarsgård the Younger, Alexander the Tall, son of Stellan the Comparatively Famous.  With his totally convincing American accent and eyes deep as a glacial fjord, he won over fans of HBO's True Blood.

Miley Cyrus Topless, Getting a Tattoo  —  Because one just-turned-18 Disney star tweeting a provocative photo of herself deserves another, here's a topless Miley Cyrus getting a back tattoo in Venezuela that presumably will be just like her mom's angel wings, only classier.

Teresa Giudice Had ‘No Idea’ Her Sister-in-Law Was Joining ‘Housewives’ Cast  —  Anyone expecting less drama on the new Danielle Staub-less season of ‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’ needs to think again.  The Garden State goddesses are back and this year is going to be uglier than ever …

Mel Gibson Shirtless, Smoking And Silly In Cannes  —  Mel Gibson is soaking in the sun while promoting his latest film, The Beaver, at the Cannes Film Festival.  The shirtless star had no problem flaunting his not-so-fit stomach while hanging with a pal on the balcony of the Eden Roc Hotel in Cap d'Antibes.

The Situation SUES Dad — Stop Exploiting Me!!!  —  It's the lawsuit EVERYONE saw coming ... The Situation is suing his father over that horrible website his old man created in an effort to humiliate the MTV reality star ... and TMZ has obtained the docs.  —  According to the suit filed Monday …

Dianna Agron  —  Magical beautiful smart and talented and she likes glitter fights what more do you need to know?  True love is like glitter once it hits you there is no getting rid of it...  Click here to view the embedded video.  —  She is a trooper to say the least we did this after she worked an entire on set!

Caught in the Act!  —  • New couple alert?  A single Leighton Meester and Justin Long were spotted holding hands outside La Poubelle in Hollywood while they ate dinner on Sunday.  “They were happily willing to talk to fans who approached them,” an onlooker says of the duo, who dined for two hours.

Disney taps Michelle Williams as Glinda in ‘Oz’  —  Casting completes the coven of three witches in Mouse House prequel  —  EXCLUSIVE—Michelle Williams is in talks with Disney for the role of Glinda, the good witch, in “Oz, the Great and Powerful.”  —  Casting now completes the coven …