Lindsay Lohan Turns Herself in for House Arrest  —  There's no place like home.  —  Lindsay Lohan, 24, began serving house arrest Thursday morning at her Venice, Calif., townhouse after turning herself in to the Lynwood Jail hours earlier.  —  “She is now confined to the interior premises …

Jeff Conaway's Life Support To Be Turned Off  —  Jeff Conaway's family has decided to turn off the actor's life support machine, RadarOnline.com has learned.  —  The family, who has kept a vigil at the Los Angeles hospital where he has remained in a coma after being found unconscious at home …

RYAN REYNOLDS IS JUST LIKE YOU (EXCEPT FOR THE WHOLE SEXIEST-MAN-ALIVE THING)  —  THE CANADIAN-BORN STAR IS SUITING UP TO PLAY AMERICA'S NEXT GREAT BIG-SCREEN SUPERHERO IN GREEN LANTERN, BUT HE'S STILL A SELF-DEPRECATING, DICK-JOKE-MAKING REGULAR GUY.  —  “This is the most curious erection I've ever had …

Lauren Kisses and Tells: Scotty ‘Might be my Boyfriend’  —  It happened in the blink of an eye amidst a blanket of falling confetti in the final moments of tonight's “American Idol” finale.  In a move that shocked the nation, runner-up Lauren Alaina planted a great big mouth-to-mouth kiss …

EXCLUSIVE: Spider-Man's Andrew Garfield, Actress Shannon Woodward Split  —  Andrew Garfield has changed his relationship status to single.  —  The 27-year-old Social Network star has broken up with Raising Hope actress Shannon Woodward, his girlfriend since 2008, Us Weekly can exclusively confirm.

Kim Kardashian's Wedding Will Be Royally ‘Massive’  —  Kim Kardashian's surprise engagement news gave the world a welcome breather from the Arnold-ultery scandal on Wednesday, and now sources tell me the reality starlet will look to command even more attention by making hers the biggest celebrity wedding ... ever.

EXCLUSIVE: Bryce Dallas Howard Is Pregnant!  —  Bryce Dallas Howard is expanding her brood!  A rep for the actress tells Us Weekly exclusively that she is pregnant with her second child.  —  Married to actor Seth Gabel (Fringe, United States of Tara) since 2006, the Eclipse star, 30 …

Pregame  —  Sometimes you need perspective.  You've been right in front of greatness so often that you need to step back and see it again for the first time.  This is the dressing room rehearsal for American Idol.  NO MICROPHONE.  No effects.  - Andy WarHOV.

Halle Berry Couldn't Be Hotter!  —  Halle Berry got all glammed up for the Fifi Awards in New York Wednesday night.  The prizes “acknowledge and honor the creativity of the fragrance industry.”  The actress' perfume “Halle” by Halle Berry Pure Orchid was nominated in the Woman's Broad Appeal category.

Today's Blind Items - January Jones' Baby Daddy  —  So, would you like to know who the father of January Jones' baby is?  Well, he is married.  Oh, he is foreign born.  Has a best friend who was married to one of the biggest stars on the planet.  Our baby daddy has his own kids.

Ex-WWE Star Chyna — I'm Getting Back Into Porn  —  It's been seven years since WWE superstar Chyna released her horrifying sex tape — and TMZ has learned, she's making a triumphant return to the adult industry ... in an EXTREMELY graphic porno.  —  Vivid President Steve Hirsch tells TMZ …

Children's Services Visits Mariah Carey  —  Social workers from the LA County Department of Children and Family Services will arrive at Mariah Carey's house any moment to conduct a formal interview with the singer — after receiving an anonymous complaint that she drank a beer while breast feeding ... TMZ has learned.

Charlie Sheen — I'm Selling My Bev Hills Mansion!  —  Charlie Sheen has put his infamous Beverly Hills mega-mansion up for sale — so if you've got a spare $7.2 MILLION to blow ... you could own a pad with your very own private porno theater!!!  —  Sheen listed the 7,924 square foot estate …

Kara DioGuardi Talks ‘American Idol,’ Pot Brownies At Paula Abdul's House … American Idol , Celebrities , Video , Helluva High Note , Kara DioGuardi , Kara DioGuardi American Idol , Kara DioGuardi Helluva High Note , Kara DioGuardi Paula Abdul , Kara DioGuardi Platinum Hit …

Kurt Cobain Had A Huge Peen, So Says Courtney Love  —  While I stirred powdered cream into my coffee this morning, all I could think about was how I would need a bigger mug if I was using Kurt Cobain's dick to do the stirring.  I can thank chronic mouth diarrhea sufferer Courtney Love for that.

Jennifer Lopez Wore This  —  Oh, look, another post about a singing contest.  “For we are all but dancers to the bounce of Simon Cowell's man-boobs...” - Mark Twain  —  Here's Jennifer Lopez walking the red carpet for the season finale of American Idol because she's the real star of the show.